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View Poll Results: When God named the stars He did not give them idiotic names no-one can pronounce. We demand that
Stars should have decent American names 28 100.00%
Star names should be changed to numbers such as 1, 2, 3, etc. 2 14.29%
Stars should not be named and all existing names should be revoked 15 100.00%
NASA, Caltech, JPL and the like should be closed down 86 100.00%
Stars should be named after Biblical figures 29 100.00%
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Default Re: We need to rename the stars - 04-09-2017, 12:36 AM

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I like the idea of Basilissa.
Rename all constellations not mentioned in the Scripture to Godly American presidents, like Trump, George W Bush, Reagan, Nixon and Jefferson Davis. God made Cassiopeia shaped like a "W" to remind us to name it George W Bush.
And ditch the Greek letters for ordering stars from brightest to dimmest, use the NATO phonetic alphabet instead, so we get stars like Alfa Nixon, Bravo Reagan, Charlie Trump and Delta George W Bush (instead of the jihad name Rukbat) and Echo Davis. Revoke star names for stars dimmer than the 26th in each constellation.
Old NamereasonNew Namesuggested by
Cassiopeia
celebrate demon
W
lukasekman
SouthernCross
blasphemy
Calvary
under discussion


I'm suggesting Calvary to replace the blasphemous southern cross which suggests that Jesus was lying when He saw the whole world from a mountain top. We know that Jesus could do anything regardless of the circumstances but secularists do not believe this, proclaiming Jesus as a normal man or as not existing at all so what they're saying is that Jesus was lying about this.

But it could be called Golgotha. There's a nearby feature which does look a bit like a skull. Some people even imagine they can see an eye in it! Very happy to include suggestions, here is what the names would look like with the suggestions so far:
alpha Golgotha
bravo Golgotha
charlie Golgotha
delta Golgotha
echo Golgotha
alpha Calvary
bravo Calvary
charlie Calvary
delta Calvary
echo Calvary
You don't think Charlie Golgotha sounds like a doom-metal singer or something?
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Mooselimb Re: We need to rename the stars - 04-09-2017, 03:24 AM

Sister Mitza,

It is time we assessed the worst of the worst, the constellation and the star that reflect the total depravity of the astrologer community the best.

Canis major.



It is in the Papist vernacular and means "Great Dog". Imagine: The secularists have actually put a dog on the Firmament. We can only imagine how upset Jesus must feel about that as His instructions explicitely deny the Created dog kind (Genesis 1:24) any access into Heaven.

Revelation 22:15

For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.


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The Milky Way passes through Canis Major and several open clusters lie within its borders
As you can also see, the stargazers refer to this constellation my poorly hidden references to male seed (the "milky" way) and female genitalia (I never mention the word "clusters" and in this case they are "open").

Re-naming mandatory, ever more so as the brightest of these stars is called Sirius, named after a charecter in the Harry Potter Heretical Universe. This constellation has 8 main stars (Sirius, Adhara, Wezen, Murzim, Aludra, Tau Canis Majoris, Phurud, Mulipheim; almost all in the Muslin tongue) so we need quite a few names. I suggest some Manly names!

1 Chronicles 2:1 (6 here)
These are the sons of Israel; Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, Issachar, and Zebulun,

Deuteronomy 27:12 (2 more available here)
These shall stand upon mount Gerizim to bless the people, when ye are come over Jordan; Simeon, and Levi, and Judah, and Issachar, and Joseph, and Benjamin:

Obviously, the brightest one would be Joseph.


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Default Re: We need to rename the stars - 04-09-2017, 03:39 AM

I have updated the poll to make the stars all have Biblical names.

So instead of Orion, we will have Peter cutting the ear off the soldier.

And instead of Aquarius, we will call it Jonah's whale.

Instead of Aquila, the Holy Spirit.

And so on..


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Default Re: We need to rename the stars - 04-09-2017, 07:48 AM

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What a wonderful idea, we have a very long list of saints to use as a replacement names for the stars.
. . . . .some sort of Romish drivel removed
But as early as Genesis 15 even the sub-literates (as you must have them to be) recognised that stars are uncountable. Whereas popish corpses are never in short supply. What important element do I miss here?

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Originally Posted by God in Genesis 15:5
And he brought him forth abroad, and said, Look now toward heaven, and tell the stars. if thou be able to number them .and he said unto him, So shall thy seed be.
On the other hand, the saints of Rome are especially weak in number and well insufficient as place keepers for yet-to-be counted stars.
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