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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 01-06-2015, 03:59 AM

I believe if I had to choose just one person from the entire 6,000 years of man's existence that would be deserving of a smack in the mouth, it would have to be Jimmy Carter. The reason is that I don't believe he has ever received any of the punishments he so richly deserves. Also, he suffers from Angelina Jolie lips and would thus make a fine target.


If I got three punches, I would have to give the next one to Vin Diesel for having the gall to appear in movies and then the third would also go to Jimmy Carter. Everyone ought to get to smack Jimmy Carter two or three times.


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it - 07-19-2015, 02:16 PM

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That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).
I think you should take a closer look at your signature...


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-19-2015, 09:01 PM

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Jrr Tolkien -- Wiccan Worshiper
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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-20-2015, 12:15 AM

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Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?

So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???

1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')

You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.
1) My childhood enemy Connor Blake.
2) Umm I can't think of a second guy. Hell, even thinking of Connor was a stretch.


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-20-2015, 01:59 AM

Jazz Jennings, who is clearly a girl pretending to be a transgenitaled boy pretending to be a girl.


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-20-2015, 03:51 AM

Oh, historical person! Gaybraham Lincoln, for hurting the reputation of the Republican Party from the very beginning. But I still get to punch that Jazz Jennings whore, right?


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-20-2015, 03:59 AM

I still feel that I would like to give Jimmy Carter a beating more than any other historical figure. However, if I am allowed two victims, I would like to smack Mrs. Carpenter a few times, at least until her awful false teeth fall out and the bleached blond hair on her head turns back to it's natural nasty mouse color. She is a witch, that Mrs. Carpenter and God has given clear instructions on what we are to do with witches.


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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-20-2015, 05:31 AM

Julia Child

What a show off.

And a giant.

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Default Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? - 07-20-2015, 06:58 PM

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Julia Child

What a show off.

And a giant.

*shiver*

Julia Child was best known for trying to Frenchify Americans. For that, she burns in Hell. But if you ever have the misfortune of meeting Mrs. Carpenter, you will want to send her to Jesus immediately.


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