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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 07:21 PM
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Abraham Lincoln (for starting the War of Northern Aggression)
William T Sherman (for his pillaging of the South)
Robt E Lee (for his failure at Gettysburg)
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The south will rise again.
But then the north will go put them back down where they belong; just like last time.
Sherman pillaging? That would imply that there was something in the south worth taking.
At the start of the Civil war, Atlanta had a population of under 10k. It was the 99th largest city in the U.S. It was the 12th largest in the south. Sherman burned an evacuated city, that wasn't worth anything anyway.
Lincoln can be punched for being a possible homer. Robert E Lee for being a loser, but Sherman is a winner! The only thing he did wrong was he didn't sow the ground with salt as he was marching to the sea!
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 07:29 PM
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Lincoln can be punched for being a possible homer. Robert E Lee for being a loser, but Sherman is a winner! The only thing he did wrong was he didn't sow the ground with salt as he was marching to the sea!
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Well Sherman didn't enslave the women and children like Jesus wants done to a defeated people. That alone should earn General Sherman a stern rebuking. Christ grants Sherman a glorious victory over the South and that how Sherman repay Christ?
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 07:34 PM
Here's who I would like to punch;
1. Mel Gibson, for being a drunken Catholic.
2. George Carlin, for making fun of Jesus.
3. Bill Clinton, for causing every single problem in the world.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 10:19 PM
Michael Hutchins.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 10:41 PM
Hmm, punch anyone from history?
Let me think about that . . .
- Muhamhead, for creating the terrorist cult known as Islam;
- FDR, for introducing Creeping Socialism to the US; and
- Dr. Y. Takasaki of the Agency of Industrial Science and Technology of Japan's Ministry of International Trade and Industry, for making economically feasible in the late 1960s the process through which high-fructose corn syrup, one of the great poisons thrust upon innocent American consumers, is made.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-20-2009, 10:55 PM
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The south will rise again.
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Quite possibly my good Brother.
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But then the north will go put them back down where they belong; just like last time.
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The north has become full of Lie-berals, homers, and emos. They won't put up much of a fight.
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Sherman pillaging? That would imply that there was something in the south worth taking.
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Our land, our crops, our cattle, our slaves, and our women.
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At the start of the Civil war, Atlanta had a population of under 10k. It was the 99th largest city in the U.S. It was the 12th largest in the south. Sherman burned an evacuated city, that wasn't worth anything anyway.
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Sherman also burned Columbia, South Carolina as well as numerous smaller towns on his march.
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Lincoln can be punched for being a possible homer.
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He certainly LOOKED like a homer. It's obvious he didn't beat his wife enough. She went insane. Proper beatings would have prevented that.
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Robert E Lee for being a loser
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Agreed Brother, agreed.
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but Sherman is a winner! The only thing he did wrong was he didn't sow the ground with salt as he was marching to the sea!
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Was Sherman a True Christian? If not he's burning in Hell! That's not much of a winner!
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2009, 01:58 AM
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Our land, our crops, our cattle, our slaves, and our women.
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As he said, something worth pillaging.
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Sherman also burned Columbia, South Carolina as well as numerous smaller towns on his march.
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Even smaller than Atlanta? Goodness, Landover's Main Sanctuary holds more people than the entire population of Atlanta during the Civil War!
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2009, 02:40 AM
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-24-2009, 04:44 PM
It fills me with righteous Christian glee to think of how Oscar Wilde was used in prison while serving his sentence for sodomy.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-25-2009, 12:30 AM
Darwin, Dawkins and Douglas Adams. Do they not know that literature is for God, not sinners?
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-25-2009, 12:36 AM
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Darwin, Dawkins and Douglas Adams. Do they not know that literature is for God, not sinners?
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Douglas Adams hitchhiked himself straight to Hell. Hell is for eternity. Hell is not a long dark teatime.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-25-2009, 12:55 AM
JK Rowling - for turning an entire generation into Devil-worshipers.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-25-2009, 12:57 AM
Eve -- For ruining everything for Mankind because she didn't listen to God.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-25-2009, 04:05 AM
Franklin D. Roosevelt: adulterer, archcommunist, Pearl Harbor mastermind -- what's not to punch?
Jack Ruby: there's no place for murderers in God's kingdom.
Sasha Obama: her smug expression is just insufferable. I'd polish off the old brass knucks for this one.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-25-2009, 02:51 PM
OH SO MANY PEOPLE!
Abe Lincoln for abolishing slavery
Elizabeth Cady Stanton for leading the women's liberation movement at the Seneca Falls convention in 1848 AND assisting in the abolishment of slavery.
Lucretia Mott - for the assistance in the first wave of women's rights
They made things so much harder for generations of men and women to come! Why couldn't they just leave well enough alone!
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2011, 05:28 PM
Trial lawyers - because they're mostly slick joos.
Public defenders - because they represent people I can tell are guilty just by looking at then.
Bill collectors - for calling me at all hours of the day.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2011, 05:34 PM
Anne Frank, for make Germany look bad..
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2011, 05:35 PM
Thomas Paine for his anti-authority and anti-Christ writings.
Thomas Jefferson for being the first communist
Bertrand Russell for obvious reasons.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2011, 05:41 PM
FDR, for being a commie gimp
Jimmy Carter for all the people he killed as president.
Doris Day, for making pornography socially acceptable.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2011, 05:49 PM
L Ron Hubbard
-For making us endure even more screwd up Hollowood actors.
Dalai Lama
-Everyone would like to punch the main Hare Krishna.
Adolf Hitler
-For letting Albert Einstein to escape.
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