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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2011, 06:30 PM
Elizabeth Montgomery
For awakening dirty, immoral feelings in me as an innocent child.
And for be a witch, she pretended she was acting but she did'nt fool me. Punch her first, then light the fire.
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2011, 06:57 PM
Mark Twain - for writing gay interracial erotica.
Mel Gibson - for glossing over the sufferings of Jesus Christ.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-21-2011, 10:32 PM
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Mel Gibson - for glossing over the sufferings of Jesus Christ.
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I couldn't agree more. The time period covered in the film is about 12 hours, yet the movie is only 2 hours! I want to see every gruelling, painful second of Christ's sacrifice!
Gibson didn't even have the courage to show Jesus' three days in hell either!
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-22-2011, 10:12 AM
I'd have to go with Alma Mahler Gropius Werfel.
As Tom Lehrer put it in the introduction to his Song "Alma":
"A few years ago I came across the raciest, spiciest, juciest obituary it has ever been my pleasure to read. It was that of Alma Mahler Gropius Werfel - a young lady from Vienna who managed in her lifetime to have as lovers basically all of the leading intellectuals of the day (most of which were listed in the obituary, which made it so interesting) and going so far as to marry three of them."
Now, brethren and sistren, obviously she was a harlot for being carnal with so many men - but the real offense to GOD is that part of her attraction was said to be inspiring the men through her intelligence and skills as a conversationalist! This is evil on so many levels!
1 Timothy 2:11-14
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
No wonder the men who were tempted and abused by this intellectual succubus then developed unnatural ideas like Bauhaus...
I'm all for keeping evolution out of schools, but when are we going to address the real problem and keep women out of school?! After all, it wasn't Darwin but Eve who couldn't keep her feeble mind under control and had to taste from the Tree of Knowledge...
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Mark 11: 12-14: "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever." You cannot hide from JESUS' wrath behind natural laws! Gravity is only a theory and will not prevent the rapture!
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-22-2011, 12:50 PM
The entire Democratic party in Washington, every Congress man and woman, every senator, for considering to raise my taxes to 48%!
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-22-2011, 03:32 PM
George Washington. I'd love to smash those smug wooden teeth into toothpicks.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
03-22-2011, 04:00 PM
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George Washington. I'd love to smash those smug wooden teeth into toothpicks.
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Just think, if Benedict Arnold's assault on Quebec in 1775 had succeeded you would be speaking American right now and free of the evil of Thespianism my little chakram tossing moose botherer. So I will put you down for punching Benedict Arnold.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
06-02-2012, 12:06 AM
1.) Richard Simmons
2.) Carole King
3). Bob Newhart
Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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06-02-2012, 12:10 AM
What's wrong with Bob Newhart?
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06-02-2012, 12:12 AM
I'd wallop that sassy little freshmouth brat Samantha Smith, who was conspiring with the Commies and flying back and forth to Russia.
I'm glad her plane went down in flames. PRAISE!
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
06-02-2012, 12:22 AM
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That sassy little freshmouth brat Samantha Smith, who was conspiring with the Commies and flying back and forth to Russia.
I'm glad her plane went down in flames. PRAISE!
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People say God works in mysterious ways. I say bulldonkey! God works in plain and simple ways.
The girl was plain evil. I hope her parents are reminded every day of the screams the girl made while her flesh was ripped from her bones as the plane plummeted from the sky.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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06-02-2012, 12:26 AM
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The girl was plain evil. I hope her parents are reminded every day of the screams the girl made while her flesh was ripped from her bones as the plane plummeted from the sky.
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I blame her for the current crop of irreverent upstarts we have as "kids" today. She was like their pigtailed Pied Piper, leading them over to The Reds. And now look at the state of things.
Should have been smothered in her cradle.
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06-02-2012, 12:33 AM
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I blame her for the current crop of irreverent upstarts we have as "kids" today. She was like their pigtailed Pied Piper, leading them over to The Reds. And now look at the state of things.
Should have been smothered in her cradle.
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She remonds me of that Punky Brewster child
It takes a keen eye which ones God wants us to thow in the chute to Hell. It took me over fifteen years before I could tell what ones to keep and what ones to'throw back'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
06-02-2012, 12:45 AM
I think the thing that tipped the scales for God™ with the Commie-Loving Smith trollop was she started gallavanting off to Hollywood to be in some TV series with that gaywise Robert Wagner. That must have really put her on the fast-track radar.
I don't mean to criticize the Lord™, but I don't understand why he didn't see that one coming, and let her live as long as she did, infecting today's youth.
Look how she actually MOCKS celibacy at the 0:35 mark here! And this aired in the U.S. ! ! !
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
06-02-2012, 02:07 AM
I'd like to punch Gerald Gardner and Silverbunny Ravenfluff, for being God-mocking idiots.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
06-02-2012, 03:16 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
06-02-2012, 05:00 AM
Any yid...
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
06-02-2012, 10:57 PM
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Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?
So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???
1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')
You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.
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I'm gonna go with:
1. Anyone who took place in writing the Bible
2. Rick Santorum (for being a homophobic, religious idiot)
3. Hitler (because I'm a good person and he was evil like the people on this site)
You people are terrible and idiotic. Ghandi? For Christ's sake, the man was everything that your imaginary "God" supposedly stands for without the prejudice, hatred, and tons of bullshit mixed in!
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06-02-2012, 11:14 PM
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You people are terrible and idiotic. Ghandi? For Christ's sake, the man was everything that your imaginary "God" supposedly stands for without the prejudice, hatred, and tons of bullshit mixed in!
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_841410.html
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He is known as a kindly father figure in India, but Mahatma Gandhi was also a racist bisexual who left his wife for a male Jewish bodybuilder, according to reports of a controversial new biography.
In Great Soul: Mahatma Gandhi And His Struggle With India, former New York Times executive editor Joseph Lelyveld paints a different picture of the Indian independence leader and activist. As the Wall Street Journal is reporting, the book "obligingly gives readers more than enough information to discern that [Gandhi] was a sexual weirdo, a political incompetent and a fanatical faddist -- one who was often downright cruel to those around him."
Among the various charges disclosed in the book: Gandhi not only slept in beds with young women under the age of 18, but also engaged in a long-term, gay affair with German-Jewish architect and bodybuilder Hermann Kallenbach, for whom India's peace icon at one point left his wife in 1908. As the Wall Street Journal reports: "Your portrait (the only one) stands on my mantelpiece in my bedroom," he wrote to Kallenbach. "The mantelpiece is opposite to the bed." For some reason, cotton wool and Vaseline were "a constant reminder" of Kallenbach, which Mr. Lelyveld believes might relate to the enemas Gandhi gave himself, although there could be other, less generous, explanations.
Gandhi wrote to Kallenbach about "how completely you have taken possession of my body. This is slavery with a vengeance." Gandhi nicknamed himself "Upper House" and Kallenbach "Lower House," and he made Lower House promise not to "look lustfully upon any woman." The two then pledged "more love, and yet more love . . . such love as they hope the world has not yet seen."
Later, Gandhi is also said to have encouraged his 17-year-old great-niece, Manu, to be naked during her "nightly cuddles" with him, and began sleeping with her and other young women. He reportedly told a woman on one occasion: "Despite my best efforts, the organ remained aroused. It was an altogether strange and shameful experience."
As the Telegraph reports, the book also tackles both Gandhi's vanity and racist attitude, particularly toward South Africans. When he was arrested in South Africa, he is quoted as saying, "We were marched off to a prison intended for Kaffirs... We could understand not being classed with whites, but to be placed on the same level as the Natives seemed too much to put up with. Kaffirs [black South Africans] are as a rule uncivilized."
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
02-19-2013, 03:36 AM
- Prophet Muhammed (Piss Be Upon Him)
- Benjamin Franklin (for being a communist liberal who hated America)
- Abraham Lincoln (communist, liberal false republican, one of the worst presidents ever)
- Adolf Hitler (for failing to fulfill God's revenge on the Christ-killers)
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