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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 11:22 AM

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 12:51 PM

Hey, I am, as my username clearly states, from Denmark.

I think this thread is the funniest thing I have ever read, no offense.

First of all, they got the wrong flag, that's the Finish flag, not the Danish flag. The danish flag is red with a white cross in the middle. The story about the flag is that it fell from heaven, as a present from god, with a holy cross in the middle to aid the danish troops in the crusade.

Second of all the danish word for rape isn't "viking" it's "voldtaegt", and means "violent taking" and is therefore not related to the word viking.

Poul Nyrup Rasmussen isn't the Prime minister of Denmark, and haven't been since 2001. And yeah, nobody liked him, he was a socialist. big mistake, like you voting for Bush jr. the second time.

The building block, LEGO, is a contraction of the two danish words for "play" and "nice" and is meant to help kids develop their creativity.

Pippi Longstocking was created by the swedish author Astrid Lindgren, and is therefore not danish in any way.

At the COP 15 meeting in Copenhagen, there was absolutely no free whores provided. It's true that it is legal in Denmark to take money for sex, but pimping is illegal. Prostitution is the oldest 'job' in the history of mankind. I personally think that women having sex with men for money, is better than Catholic priests having buttsex with little boys.

The Rasmussen you're talking about, is the danish bike-rider Michael Rasmussen, and he was never convicted of cheating in the Tour de France, only suspected.

in my opinion, Denmark is not a boring country filled with rapists. Denmark is one of the richest countries in the whole world measured in GDP. We were awarded with the "best restaurant in the whole world" award. We have the internationally beloved author H.C. Andersen, who only wrote childrens story, with focus on a healthy Christian morale. And the murder rate in Denmark is extremely low compared to the US. Recent number tells us that about 11.000 people die in the US every year due to guns. compared to Denmark, the number is somewhat like 50. And taking into consideration that the US' population is only 60 times as large as in Denmark, the murder rate should be around 3.000. This only states that USA is more violent than Denmark. Also Denmark is build upon more christian values than USA. Everybody is cared about by the state. Here's no homeless people that die on the streets, because we care about our fellow citizens.

So don't judge what you have absolutely no knowledge about. Be a good Christian, and accept everybody as they are.

I apologize for bad spelling and so on, English is only my 3rd language.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 12:59 PM

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I think this thread is the funniest thing I have ever read, no offense.
I am offended by that. How can millions of Danes going straight to hell be funny?

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Poul Nyrup Rasmussen isn't the Prime minister of Denmark
I said "Rasmussen", I never said anything about a criminal called "Poul Nyrup".

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At the COP 15 meeting in Copenhagen, there was absolutely no free whores provided.
Just click on the link I provided to see why I am right and why you are wrong about this.

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is better than Catholic priests having buttsex with little boys
We are not Catholics!

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the danish bike-rider Michael Rasmussen, and he was never convicted of cheating in the Tour de France, only suspected.
Oh come on, he even confessed. Do you Danes not even have a shred of dignity?

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in my opinion, Denmark is not a boring country filled with rapists
It's cold hard provable facts that matter, no one cares about your unfounded opinions.

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We have the internationally beloved author H.C. Andersen
No one outside Denmark loves him, we all hate him!

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So don't judge what you have absolutely no knowledge about. Be a good Christian, and accept everybody as they are.
That is not even close to what good Christians do.

Why we must judge you to save your soul:
  • Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
  • John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
  • 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
Also we have to kill those who not believe: 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 01:04 PM

the colors are different you mormon
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 01:11 PM

I think you are probably the most ignorant person in the whole world. "It's cold hard provable facts that matter, no one cares about your unfounded opinions." if you think so, why do you post such subjective bullshit ? Absolutely none of your socalled reasons are supported by any truth. I simply don't understand the hatred you have towards Denmark.
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Are all Danes retards? WE ARE CHRISTIANS, not Godless Mormons!!!!! Reason #9, Denmark is populated by morons.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 01:25 PM

"A goat called Heiđrún stands up [on its hind-legs] in Valhalla biting the buds off the branches of that very famous tree which is called Lćrađ. From her teats runs the mead with which every day she fills a cauldron, which is so big that all the Einherjar can drink their fill from it."

This is clearly a different representation of the Beer Volcanoes of Heaven, from this we can draw the fact that the Vikings are Close to Pirates and therefore a section of Gods Chosen people. The Danes are the descendants of Vikings so must also be Gods Chosen people.

The One True God Loves his chosen people -> God Loves the Danes


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 01:35 PM

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"A goat called Heiđrún stands up [on its hind-legs] in Valhalla biting the buds off the branches of that very famous tree which is called Lćrađ. From her teats runs the mead with which every day she fills a cauldron, which is so big that all the Einherjar can drink their fill from it."

This is clearly a different representation of the Beer Volcanoes of Heaven, from this we can draw the fact that the Vikings are Close to Pirates and therefore a section of Gods Chosen people. The Danes are the descendants of Vikings so must also be Gods Chosen people.

The One True God Loves his chosen people -> God Loves the Danes
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God loves all - also the danes
Not even close. You clearly never even touched a Holy Bible in your entire life.

People God hates:
  • Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
  • Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

God kills those who do not believe in Him:
  • 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
  • Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
  • Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
  • John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."


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Yes God Loves All, I was just point out that God can not possibly hate Denmark as it is the home of so many of his chosen people


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 02:03 PM

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So you still deny the fact that you have an entire museum dedicated to pornography?

Then, what about this?


This picture isn't from Denmark. Why do you lie? According to the Holy Bible all liers will go straight to Hell. And there they will be touched hard in the ass by Danish Vikings!!
Actually this picture is from your backyard and it's you in front of it. DON'T LIE. LIERS WILL GO TO HELL AND GET THEIR BUTTS FILLED BY DANISH VIKINGS WITH FORKS!! (The Holy Bible)

Don't let the Danes and their prime minister Rasmussen a.k.a. Belzebub get to you. OTHERWISE YOU WILL GO TO HELL (DENMARK) AND GET FILLED IN THE ASS BY DANISH VIKINGS (The Holy Bible)
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Yes God Loves All, I was just point out that God can not possibly hate Denmark as it is the home of so many of his chosen people
You sir, are mistaken. Denmark is just like Sodoma and Gomorra, only four people of the true faith are to be found, one of whom will fall. I claim to be one of the people with sincere believe in God. The Danes will die and their country will dissapear in Gods new reign.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 02:27 PM

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"A goat called Heiđrún stands up [on its hind-legs] in Valhalla biting the buds off the branches of that very famous tree which is called Lćrađ. From her teats runs the mead with which every day she fills a cauldron, which is so big that all the Einherjar can drink their fill from it."

This is clearly a different representation of the Beer Volcanoes of Heaven, from this we can draw the fact that the Vikings are Close to Pirates and therefore a section of Gods Chosen people. The Danes are the descendants of Vikings so must also be Gods Chosen people.

The One True God Loves his chosen people -> God Loves the Danes
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You sir, are mistaken. Denmark is just like Sodoma and Gomorra, only four people of the true faith are to be found, one of whom will fall. I claim to be one of the people with sincere believe in God. The Danes will die and their country will dissapear in Gods new reign.

This shows how the foresight of the writers of the Holy Bible. History will repeat itself.
But your so called holy bible has nothing of the TRUE word of GOD in it, for The True Creator as any right thinking person knows is The Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose chosen people are the Pirates, and the Danes being descended from Vikings form part of His chosen people


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 02:32 PM

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But your so called holy bible has nothing of the TRUE word of GOD in it, for The True Creator as any right thinking person knows is The Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose chosen people are the Pirates, and the Danes being descended from Vikings form part of His chosen people
I will not even respond to your nonsense. Any sane person (who loves God) knows you are Satans messenger.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 02:32 PM

so crack old man how you feel about this from the bible:

Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? 4 Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? 5 You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye. matthew 7: 3-5
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I will not even respond to your nonsense. Any sane person (who loves God) knows you are Satans messenger.
And you are in league with the ninjas and the krishnas in your pathetic attempts to cast aspersions on the truth of The Flying Spaghetti Monster being our Lord and Creator, read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7) Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 03:11 PM

why so much hate towards denmark, what have we ever done to you?
isent this smily blasfemi?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-06-2010, 03:17 PM

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why so much hate towards denmark, what have we ever done to you?
isent this smily blasfemi?
We do not hate you, God does.

And no, is not blasphemy. It is a common and wellknown fact, that Christ died on the Cross for our sins.
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