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My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
03-10-2012, 01:22 AM
I have been trying to think of ways to help children see past all the bias of the liberal media so that they may come to understand how noble the motives and beliefs of Joseph Kony really are.
Then it occurred to me that we could beat the liberal media at its own game by creating a Christian cartoon or storybook series based on the otherwise entirely useless and sinful "My Little Pony" crap.
I give you: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic
Now before you get all outraged, please give me a chance to explain my thinking.
It may seem controversial to True Christians to use the word "magic," as we know that magic and sorcery are forbidden by the Bible, but that is not what my idea is about.
The idea centers around little Joseph Kony and his pals in the Lord's Resistance Army, and their adventures fighting for the truth of JESUS CHRIST somewhere on the Dark Continent.
Through faith, prayer, fellowship with each other, proper upbringing of Christian kids, and ample weaponry, they carry out GOD's commands for the proper treatment and disposal of unrepentant sinners.
Along the way, they rescue helpless children from the horrors of atheism and secular humanism, and in the end, no matter how dire their situation seems, GOD sees them through.
I feel that this idea could potentially reach millions of unsaved kids who have been led astray by the sickening atheist homosexual propaganda that passes as a children's cartoon these days.
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
03-10-2012, 02:30 AM
For some reason, I'm thinking "Resistance is Futile" would be better.
After all, who can resist the Lord's insistent advances?
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
03-10-2012, 09:01 PM
I think that is a wonderful idea, Brother Bob
Maybe every episode could conclude with a 'what I learnt today' message such as how reload a rifle or how to use Holy Water when fighting heathens.
Kony comes across as a real swell guy: wiki says
'Kony insists that he and the Lord's Resistance Army are fighting for the Ten Commandments. He defends his actions: "Is it bad? It is not against human rights. And that commandment was not given by Joseph. It was not given by LRA. No, those commandments were given by God."'
My excitable lithe young Nephew has been pretending he is in the Lord's Resistance Army all day down at the old abandoned quarry near my house as he was visiting me this weekend.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
03-12-2012, 05:33 AM
Friends in Christ, my heart brightens knowing that the LORD is reaching these poor atheist homosexuals. It truly shocks me that our liberal media, supported by our Moslem Christ-hating president, depicts this god-fearing man as anything but the HERO he is. May the LORD himself reserve a bountiful spot in heaven for this man.
As our sacred book says in Leviticus 26:33
"And I will scatter you among the heathen, and will draw out a sword after you: and your land shall be desolate, and your cities waste."
This man, Kony, is simply carrying out Christ's words, and is saving these people, who are truly too poor to save themselves.
I believe I speak for everyone on this godly forum when I say that the LORD is pleased that you would create such a cartoon. May our innocent and pure children, as well as those in Uganda, realize that the LORD is trying to reach their hearts. They shall realize that these things must happen, as there is no price too high for these children to be saved.
May the LORD have mercy, and may that heathen-run Invisible Children Campaign realize the sin it is causing.
Praise Jesus!
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
03-17-2012, 01:56 PM
Sorry to say but you lost me at "bigot" My little pony was made october of 2010 to entertain people mostly little girls. But the maker wanted more from it. She made it tolerable for parents which led to the masses loving it. it's entertainment business maybe if you didn't have your nose shoved your ideals you would see that there is nothing wrong with the show. Also would Disney be forbidden too because of there theme of "magic"? your kinda twisting your own arm there Mr. Bob
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
03-17-2012, 02:50 PM
I am a Christian and I support Joseph Kony.
I support him so strongly I even pronounce his Christian Name as JO-zzzeph
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
03-17-2012, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by IgnorantWhiner
Sorry to say but you lost me at "bigot" My little pony was made october of 2010 to entertain people mostly little girls. But the maker wanted more from it. She made it tolerable for parents which led to the masses loving it. it's entertainment business maybe if you didn't have your nose shoved your ideals you would see that there is nothing wrong with the show. Also would Disney be forbidden too because of there theme of "magic"? your kinda twisting your own arm there Mr. Bob
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My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic is not your depraved bestiality show, My Little Porny: Friendship with Benefits.
Can you possibly be this stupid?
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
03-17-2012, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by IndiscreetReader
Sorry to say but you lost me at "bigot" My little pony was made october of 2010 to entertain people mostly little girls. But the maker wanted more from it. She made it tolerable for parents which led to the masses loving it. it's entertainment business maybe if you didn't have your nose shoved your ideals you would see that there is nothing wrong with the show. Also would Disney be forbidden too because of there theme of "magic"? your kinda twisting your own arm there Mr. Bob
Love,
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You didn't actually read the thread at all, did you?
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
03-18-2012, 12:22 AM
Lots of people are supporting Joseph Kony and his Holy Mission to Save© Muslim children by liberating them from their heathen parents.
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
03-18-2012, 02:21 PM
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My little pony was made october of 2010 to entertain people mostly little girls.
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
03-18-2012, 04:51 PM
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
11-07-2013, 12:50 AM
ARE YOU piffleING INSANE JOSEPH KONY IS RAPING AND ABUSEING LITTLE KIDS GETTING THEM TO FIGHT IN WARS AND YOU THINK THAYS SANE!!!! WHAT THE piffle IS WRONG WITH AMERICANS ITS LIKE MCDONALDS TAKES OVER THERE BRAINS TOO
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
11-07-2013, 01:04 AM
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ARE YOU piffleING INSANE JOSEPH KONY IS RAPING AND ABUSEING LITTLE KIDS GETTING THEM TO FIGHT IN WARS AND YOU THINK THAYS SANE!!!! WHAT THE piffle IS WRONG WITH AMERICANS ITS LIKE MCDONALDS TAKES OVER THERE BRAINS TOO
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
11-07-2013, 01:09 AM
bugger that you lot are insane if you think his moraly correct
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
11-07-2013, 01:24 AM
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bugger that you lot are insane if you think his moraly correct
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Luke 8:35
Then they went out to see what was done; and came to Jesus, and found the man, out of whom the devils were departed, sitting at the feet of Jesus, clothed, and in his right mind: and they were afraid.
Have you asked a Pastor to remove the demons from your rectum?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic -
11-07-2013, 04:14 AM
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bugger that you lot are insane if you think his moraly correct
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This from a pervert who commits bestiality with a horse.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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