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Originally Posted by transPERVERTandgodHATESme
Still fully white.
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Like I said, they're sneaky. Here are some things to look for.
1. Does your family eat fried chicken more than once a month?
2. Does your family eat watermelon any time other than picnics?
3. Is there grape soda in your refrigerator?
4. Did either of your parents vote for Obama?
5. Does daddy have a 'posse' he hangs out with?
6. Does your family collect welfare?
7. Does either parent drive a gaudy, 'blingy' vehicle?
8. Is basketball the primary sport watched/played in your family?
9. Do you often find pies on the table when nobody baked one?
10. Has either parent been in prison, or are currently incarcerated?
11. Are Spike Lee, Jessie Jackson, and MLK revered in your house?
12. Does your daddy call his firearm a 'gat'?
13. Does your daddy wear a gold plated hubcap or clock on a chain?
14. Are you or any sibling named after a sexually transmitted disease?
15. Do they have nappy hair?
16. Do they shoot or sell heroin, meth, glue, or the weed?
17. Is the family television ever on BET?
18. Does your family consider McDonalds a family restaurant?
19. Do your parents 'axe' you questions?
20. Does either parent dance exceptionally well or run very fast?