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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 08:54 AM
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Or given them that smell....
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What is THAT smell?
Ewwww it makes my stomach churn just thinking about it.
I've banned my Nigra gardener from the house in the afternoons because of the stench.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 08:56 AM
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What is THAT smell?
Ewwww it makes my stomach churn just thinking about it.
I've banned my Nigra gardener from the house in the afternoons because of the stench.
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Maybe that's why they get so pissy! God knows that if I had to smell that 24/7 I'd act out too.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 10:38 AM
I'd say negroes are so uppity because of the Jews. They're too lazy to get all worked up and agitated on their own, and those damnable Bolsheviky yids are always stirring up trouble wherever they stick their hooked noses in, so it all fits together.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 04:04 PM
What makes black people uppity. Hmmmm i know its stupid ignorant WASPs being racist idiots. Yes i think thats it.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 04:09 PM
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What makes black people uppity. Hmmmm i know its stupid ignorant WASPs being racist idiots. Yes i think thats it.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 04:10 PM
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What makes black people uppity. Hmmmm i know its stupid ignorant WASPs being racist idiots. Yes i think thats it.
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Are you a gollywog yourself? If so, I express my sincere sympathies for your unfortunate condition. If not, are you a Christ-killing kike, or just muddle-headed?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 05:28 PM
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If he loved other kids he wouldn't have made them a funny color.
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Maybe God is multicolored.
Revelation 14:10-11
The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 05:32 PM
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Maybe God is multicolored.
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Rainbow god! I like that idea.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-17-2008, 05:44 PM
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Maybe God is multicolored.
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Blasphemy!! God is NOT the product of race mongrelization!!
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-18-2008, 01:21 AM
I'll cast another Vote for Obama (for making negros uppity - that is). It just seems like they're all convinced that there's going to be some kind of afro-renaissance if Obama gets elected.
I am reminded of very unpleasant experience I had this last weekend... I had some flower pots I was taking to church tip over and they spilt dirt inside my car. Anyway, I stopped at the car wash and used that 75 cent vacuum to clean my car. When I was about half done a negro parked next to me and his car stereo was blasting rap music. I still remember the lyrics... Gonna get me some weed . . . Its a Mother F'in war . . . and something about his bitch. I thought our president/savior Bush outlawed music like that. Should I have called 911? STILL SHAKING GLENDORA
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-18-2008, 01:52 AM
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Maybe God is multicolored.
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I call you a denier of the Holy Spirit! The world's most unforgiveable sin! Enjoy hell blasphemer!!
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Rainbow god! I like that idea.
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You would. Any "god" but the one True God, right witch?
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Blasphemy!! God is NOT the product of race mongrelization!!
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Amen Brother!! Show me a man who thinks race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, and I'll show you a man who hasn't read Ezra 9-10. These "rainbow people" just make me sick.
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I am reminded of very unpleasant experience I had this last weekend... I had some flower pots I was taking to church tip over and they spilt dirt inside my car. Anyway, I stopped at the car wash and used that 75 cent vacuum to clean my car. When I was about half done a negro parked next to me and his car stereo was blasting rap music. I still remember the lyrics... Gonna get me some weed . . . Its a Mother F'in war . . . and something about his bitch. I thought our president/savior Bush outlawed music like that. Should I have called 911? STILL SHAKING GLENDORA
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
06-18-2008, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
I am reminded of very unpleasant experience I had this last weekend... I had some flower pots I was taking to church tip over and they spilt dirt inside my car. Anyway, I stopped at the car wash and used that 75 cent vacuum to clean my car. When I was about half done a negro parked next to me and his car stereo was blasting rap music. I still remember the lyrics... Gonna get me some weed . . . Its a Mother F'in war . . . and something about his bitch. I thought our president/savior Bush outlawed music like that. Should I have called 911? STILL SHAKING GLENDORA
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It's sad that the lie-beral prosecutors won't do their job and prosecute bucks like that for hate speech.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
01-19-2009, 04:51 PM
I'm hoping that food service quality improves under the Obama administration. They don't want to admit it, but their destiny is to serve.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
01-25-2009, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
I went to the Olive Garden with my wife Delores last night, and we had a Negro waiter. He did an OK job, but as we were leaving, he said, "Thank You." No "Sir," or "Boss," or "Massa," just "Thank You."
Well, Delores was beside herself with the insolence of that uppity Negro. On the way home and for the rest of the evening, all she could talk about, in graphic detail was the threat that uppity Negroes might possibly rape her. She talked for hours about how the handsome young Negro might hold her down and rape her, the names he would call her while doing it, and the disgusting detailed descriptions of his musky anatomy.
I have a good mind to call the Olive Garden district manager and ask them why they're hiring uppity Nigra rapists to serve their food. Disgusting.
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Yeah, I know what you mean by uppity... I had a WHITE uppity guy waiting on us the other night.
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
01-26-2009, 01:01 AM
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Yeah, I know what you mean by uppity... I had a WHITE uppity guy waiting on us the other night.
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As a point of Language usage, I don't think you can have an "uppity" whiteman, he is more likely to be "professionally assertive".
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
03-05-2009, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
I went to the Olive Garden with my wife Delores last night, and we had a Negro waiter. He did an OK job, but as we were leaving, he said, "Thank You." No "Sir," or "Boss," or "Massa," just "Thank You."
Well, Delores was beside herself with the insolence of that uppity Negro. On the way home and for the rest of the evening, all she could talk about, in graphic detail was the threat that uppity Negroes might possibly rape her. She talked for hours about how the handsome young Negro might hold her down and rape her, the names he would call her while doing it, and the disgusting detailed descriptions of his musky anatomy.
I have a good mind to call the Olive Garden district manager and ask them why they're hiring uppity Nigra rapists to serve their food. Disgusting.
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He said Thank you........so some how he is going to rape your wife? how do you make that connection?
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
03-05-2009, 12:51 AM
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He said Thank you........so some how he is going to rape your wife? how do you make that connection?
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This is not the Penthouse Letters section!
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
03-05-2009, 12:54 AM
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This is not the Penthouse Letters section!
How dare you ask Brother Monty such personal questions!
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Personal.........he said it in his first post! i am just wondering how you connect "thank you" to rape?
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
03-05-2009, 01:05 AM
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Personal.........he said it in his first post! i am just wondering how you connect "thank you" to rape?
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AGH!
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Re: What makes Negroes so Uppity? -
03-05-2009, 02:06 AM
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AGH!
Stop your perverted fantasizing! This is NOT the Hustler Magazine Online Chat!
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Oh no!!! He pointed out a reasonable fact!!!!! That's perverted fantasizing if I ever saw it.... Oh yeah, and you guys have the incredible ability to get ridiculously off-topic, and pretty quick at that... Oh, and just for the heck of it... :de vil: Love that smiley (no, not in a hamosexual or sinful way, because judging by the way your minds work, there's a good chance someone will post that). Last thing.... Where did you get this one? Have to admit, it's pretty cool... At least you have some taste.
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