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Default Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here - 01-19-2007, 01:05 AM

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Ahh.. The lengths to which some will go to deny the obvious truth.
Very well, woman: deny it all you want, as it's not like you have much choice in the matter anyways. Oh I see, so you're going to attempt to force yourself upon me are you? Interesting approach. Tell me, how do you intend to do that, I'd like to know?


And hell?
Like we told you, if one doesn't believe in something will it go away?
As I always say..
I don't believe in paying taxes, but what happens if I don't? Well, I might go to jail.
I don't believe in going to jail either as I cannot sin, but despite those beliefs I could still go.. (The anti-Christian persecution knows no bounds nowadays.)

It's the same with hell, you can scream that you don't believe in it while being tortured for eternity but it's still a fact:
You're still being tortured in a literal lake of fire.
No denial is going to change that.
And you can believe that the Earth is flat and has only existed for 6,000 years, but that won't make all the evidence to the contrary disappear. So it seems we are at an impasse.


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Default Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here - 01-19-2007, 01:10 AM

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I don't believe in hell. Just like you wouldn't spend time trying to protect your children from the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I wouldn't spend my time trying to protect my children from something I didn't belive in.
So, just because of your beliefs, you're prepared to take the chance of condemning them to eternal torment? What if you had a neighbour or a friend who didn't believe that smoking caused lung cancer, and so started giving their child Havana cigars along with their rusks? What if you had a neighbour who didn't believe in the evil of the Catholic Church, and was prepared to let their child spend hours alone with the local priest? That's how your situation appears to us.
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Okay, I've never done that. Never heard of it, either.

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Once again, a good disciplining won't be considered a punishment by me. And I don't think it would encourage me to change my behavior... I might actually continue to act out knowing I'll be "punished" for it.

So, you say you enjoy good Christian discipline, then you admit you've never even heard of one of the most basic disciplining techniques? Perhaps in future you should stick to talking about things you actually know about.
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No more gutter comments, okay?
Friend, I have never knowingly in my life made a comment I would describe as "gutter." If you interpreted something I said in a way that offended you, I'm very sorry, but I don't really see how I can be held responsible for it.


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Default Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here - 01-19-2007, 01:14 AM

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Oh I see, so you're going to attempt to force yourself upon me are you? Interesting approach. Tell me, how do you intend to do that, I'd like to know?
Sorry, but I'm not going to indulge in your sinful fantasies...

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And you can believe that the Earth is flat and has only existed for 6,000 years, but that won't make all the evidence to the contrary disappear. So it seems we are at an impasse.
What evidence would that be?
Can you provide any reliable, non-partial source (ie a True Christian source) to such evidence?
No, you can't.

So whatever "evidence" you may post, it will be from a "scientific" (ie satanic) source, and thus forged and/or untrustworthy.


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Default Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here - 01-19-2007, 01:21 AM

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So, just because of your beliefs, you're prepared to take the chance of condemning them to eternal torment? What if you had a neighbour or a friend who didn't believe that smoking caused lung cancer, and so started giving their child Havana cigars along with their rusks? I'd report them to CFS. What if you had a neighbour who didn't believe in the evil of the Catholic Church, and was prepared to let their child spend hours alone with the local priest? That's how your situation appears to us.
I know exactly how it looks to you. But like I said, because of your beliefs you wouldn't try to protect your children from the Flying Spaghetti Monster, nor will I try to protect mine from a hell I don't believe exists.

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Just because I didn't know about it doesn't mean I don't know anything about torture. old :p And besides, I like trying new things.


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Default Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here - 01-19-2007, 01:24 AM

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Sorry, but I'm not going to indulge in your sinful fantasies... So you're just going to marry me without my consent?



What evidence would that be?
Can you provide any reliable, non-partial source (ie a True Christian source) to such evidence?
No, you can't.

So whatever "evidence" you may post, it will be from a "scientific" (ie satanic) source, and thus forged and/or untrustworthy.
And whatever "evidence" you provide will be from the Bible and other Christian (and thus, biased) sources. So like I said, we're at an impasse.


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And whatever "evidence" you provide will be from the Bible and other Christian (and thus, biased) sources. So like I said, we're at an impasse.
You know what would be a good way to settle this impasse? Admitting we're right, accepting Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour and turning your life over to Him. Actually, no, that'd be a great way to settle this impasse.

Oh, and how exactly is a book written by the Lord God Almighty "biased"?


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Default Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here - 01-19-2007, 01:28 AM

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So you're just going to marry me without my consent?
Exactly.
A woman's wishes doesn't mean much to God anyways.

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And whatever "evidence" you provide will be from the Bible and other Christian (and thus, biased) sources. So like I said, we're at an impasse.
What brother Temperance said:
Just how is God "biased"?


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You know what would be a good way to settle this impasse? Admitting we're right, accepting Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour and turning your life over to Him. Actually, no, that'd be a great way to settle this impasse. And now we've come full-circle.

Oh, and how exactly is a book written by the Lord God Almighty "biased"?
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Exactly.
A woman's wishes doesn't mean much to God anyways.
I think a husband should deeply love and cherish his wife, and thus want to fulfill her wishes (and vice versa, of course).


What brother Temperance said:
Just how is God "biased"?
Because the Bible is against everything non-Christian. Just like you say that scientists are against everything that is Christian.


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Because the Bible is against everything non-Christian. Just like you say that scientists are against everything that is Christian.
So you equate the Truth being against everything that is evil with evildoers being against the Truth? Friend, I'll be heading off now, but I'm sure the other Brothers In Christ on this forum will be more than happy to help you chase your own tail with circular logic all night long. Why not just cut a long story short and accept Him (Jesus, not Salvation Seeker*) now?



* Obviously, we'll have to negotiate that bit later.


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So you equate the Truth being against everything that is evil with evildoers being against the Truth? Friend, I'll be heading off now, but I'm sure the other Brothers In Christ on this forum will be more than happy to help you chase your own tail with circular logic all night long. My circular logic! Goodness you are impossible. Why not just cut a long story short and accept Him (Jesus, not Salvation Seeker*) now?



* Obviously, we'll have to negotiate that bit later.
From what I understand, there won't be any negotiating because it's already been decided and I apparently have no say.

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Default Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here - 01-19-2007, 06:11 AM

Well Miss Undecided! Clearly the fact that you've posted all this screams that what you want is a Godly man to cure you of your sinning ways and to cure that sassy mouth of yours!

You are not being at all grateful to Mister Seeker for his most generous offer to make you his wife. It seems he'd be able to teach you a thing or two about proper women's manners!
Why, it is an honor to have a Godly man make an offer for you, I myself am waiting until that one of the Pastors finds a Godly man for me, so I can start doing what I was put on this Earth to do, make babies. Really, dear, you talk of studying? A woman doesn't need to know that. It won't help you in childbirth, or when you're cleaning the floor.

Pastors, maybe Undecided needs to take some lessons from the wiser Landover ladies? Maybe they could help brainwash her make her into a proper Christian lady®.

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Default Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here - 01-19-2007, 06:43 AM

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So, if you don't like this post, you can blame Salvation Seeker, because I'm only here because he told me to come here and post. old :p

I think this is kind of pointless because I'm not actually looking for a relationship, but seeing as I like talking, especially about myself, what the hell, right?

Good gracious, really?

and an extremely proud Canadian (I was born under my flag and I will live and die under my flag). I am Pagan and I am a Witch. I'm not gay, but I am pro-gay. I don't think I would ever have an abortion, because I desperately want to be a mother, but I support women who choose abortion.

I was tempted to make some comments about how and where you were conceived, but for the sake of the pure Landover Ladies, won't go into it here.

...but I'm a good massuse. I've never heard a single complaint from anybody I've ever massaged; in fact, they don't really say a lot because I tend to relax them so much that they fall asleep.

Are you sure that they are relaxed? I nearly dozed off halfway through your post and often fall asleep if I try to read more than two or three of your effusions. But this is not from relaxation.
I'm afraid that it doesn't surprise me that you have not recanted of your witchery. You will have all of eternity in the company of the greatest and most vile witch of all -- Satan himself -- to regret your foolishness.


Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here - 01-19-2007, 04:35 PM

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From what I understand, there won't be any negotiating because it's already been decided and I apparently have no say.

But that won't stop me from saying no.
He meant that me and the Church elders will have to negotiate it.
You're not invited, as we cannot have the future bride standing there, blushing and everything while we make plans for the wedding.


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I know exactly how it looks to you. But like I said, because of your beliefs you wouldn't try to protect your children from the Flying Spaghetti Monster, nor will I try to protect mine from a hell I don't believe exists.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is, in fact, one of Satan's many disguises! Certainly, we would protect our children from its evil and perverse influence!

You can clearly see the Flying Spaghetti Monster/Satan in this ancient mural, about to engage in unspeakable acts of depravity with a minuscule-tallywhackered man who has disrobed in anticipation of contact with the phallic "noodly appendage"!



Oh yes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is every bit as real as Satan!!

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My circular logic! Goodness you are impossible.
So you admit that it is impossible for your circular logic to prevail against Jesus' truth? Praise!


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He meant that me and the Church elders will have to negotiate it.
You're not invited, as we cannot have the future bride standing there, blushing and everything while we make plans for the wedding.
Ah, I see. I suppose that does make some sense. But I am picking the colours, the flowers, my dress and your tux.



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"If you can't beat'em..."
...they're not your wife?


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Default Re: So, I Was Told To Come Here - 01-23-2007, 06:17 PM

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Ah, I see. I suppose that does make some sense. But I am picking the colours, the flowers, my dress and your tux.
I suppose that's allright, as long as the Church elders allow it and your decisions are in line with theirs.

Just a few rules:
No bright faggot colours, white and/or black only!
Nothing homerish in neither color, shape, or form!
Same goes for the tux and the dress!
And flowers? Doubtful!


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...they're not your wife?
The correct response is "Join'em".
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I suppose that's all right, as long as the Church Elders allow it and your decisions are in line with theirs.
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Just a few rules:
No bright faggot colours, white and/or black only!
Nothing homerish in neither colour, shape, or form!
Same goes for the tux and the dress!
And flowers? Doubtful!
No. No, no, no, no, no. If I'm going to get married against my will, I'm going to have a few things done my way. I will have red roses and purple calla lillies and pretty yellow daffodils (not all in the same arrangement, of course, that would end up looking silly). My bouquet will be red roses only. My dress is going to be purple, and your tie will match. No stupid looking bow-ties are allowed within the wedding party. If guests want to look like fools and wear bow-ties, they can, but I won't have anyone messing up my wedding pictures with those horrible things. My Bride's Maids will wear yellow dresses with red accents and your Groom's Men will have red ties. None of these colours are allowed to be bright: I don't want bright purple, red, or yellow on people. On the flowers, that's all right. The reds on the clothes will be deep, as will the purples. The yellows are going to be this shade: link to the yellow I've chosen.

And the rest is up to you menfolk. I'm going through with this forced wedding, and I imagine I'll be putting up with a lot of stupid requests from my husband-to-be once this whole thing is over, and all I'm asking if that you allow me to pick out the colours and the dresses. That not so much. If you're all such tough men, I think you should be able to handle that. Besides, girls dream of their wedding days their whole lives... It would be so upsetting if I couldn't have at least a few things to be the way I've always pictured them.


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The correct response is "Join'em".
The correct response to ANYTHING a True Christian™ man tells you is "Yes, sir, I will." Unless he's telling you not to do something, in which case "No, sir, I won't" is more applicable. Also, "Praise Jesus!" is acceptable in nearly all circumstances, but not all (see the 2006 mid-term elections for an example of a situation in which shouting "Praise Jesus!" might not be considered suitable.

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Blah, blah, blah, blah, I have ovaries where my soul should be...
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And the rest is up to you menfolk. I'm going through with this forced wedding, and I imagine I'll be putting up with a lot of stupid requests from my husband-to-be once this whole thing is over, and all I'm asking if that you allow me to pick out the colours and the dresses. That not so much. If you're all such tough men, I think you should be able to handle that. Besides, girls dream of their wedding days their whole lives... It would be so upsetting if I couldn't have at least a few things to be the way I've always pictured them.
Your wedding day is one day. Your afterlife is eternal. How do you picture that?


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