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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 05-04-2012, 05:45 AM

I'm new here, but I was raised in a protestant church and was always taught by priests that Jesus was Jewish.

I like the insistance that scriptures be quoted in defense of any arguements on this site. I found the following information on another website. I've cut and pasted it so presumably the links to scriptures won't work, but you get the idea.

Jesus was Born a Jew

Jesus is a real, historical person, born in the Land of Israel, during the Roman occupation, in approximately the year 3 BCE. However, at the time His name was actually pronounced, "Yeshua," and that is the name used in this article.
That Yeshua was born Jewish is one of the least contested truths of the Bible. The very first verse of the New Covenant reads: The book of the genealogy of Messiah Yeshua ("Jesus Christ"), the son of David, the son of Abraham (Matt. 1:1). Who were Abraham and David?
Abraham was the first Hebrew. God changed his name from Abram (Gen. 17:5). In Gen. 14:13 he is called Abram the Hebrew. So we can see that Yeshua (Jesus) is descended from "Abram the Hebrew." Even to this day, Jews are also called "Hebrews", and the language of the Jews is "Hebrew."
Abraham and his descendants were given the unconditional covenant of the Promised Land (Gen. 17:8) and the covenant of circumcision (Gen. 17:10). Abraham is the father of the Jews (Acts 3:12-25). Isaac was his son and Jacob was his grandson (Matt. 1:2). Thus, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob are known as the Patriarchs, the fathers of the Jews.
Jacob's name was changed by God to "Israel" (Gen. 35:10-12) and he had twelve sons (Gen. 35:23-26) from whom come the Twelve Tribes of Israel. All of their descendants are known collectively throughout the Bible as the Children of Israel (Ex. 1:6-7).
One of those twelve sons was Judah (Gen. 35:23, Matt. 1:2) and it is from his name that we get the word 'Jew'. Although Yehudah (Judah) was only one of the twelve, by 700 BCE, because of the course of Israel's history, the word Yehudee (Jew) came to mean any person descended from Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob (Jer. 34:9). So, for instance, Saul haShaliach (the Apostle Paul) was of the tribe of Benjamin (Romans 11:1) yet he self-identified as a Jew (Acts 22:3).
Nevertheless, according to the Bible, the Messiah must be descended from the tribe of Judah (Gen. 49:10) as King David was (1Sam. 17:12, 1Ch. 28:4) and descended from King David himself (2Sam. 7:12-13, Isa. 9:6-7, Jer. 23:5-6). That is why the Messiah is called Son of David (Matt. 21:9).
Yeshua (Jesus) is from the Tribe of Judah (Heb. 7:14). His earthly father was descended from David (Matt. 1:6-16) and His mother was as well (Luke 1:27, 32-34, 3:23-31).
In addition, Yeshua was born King of the Jews (Matt. 2:2). The King of the Jews must Himself be Jewish (Deut. 17:15). His aunt Elizabeth was Jewish (a descendant of Aaron, Moses' brother) and His uncle Zacharia was a Jewish priest (Luke 1:5, 36). Yeshua was circumcised according to Jewish law (Luke 2:21, Lev. 12:2-3), and redeemed according to Jewish law (Luke 2:22-23, Num. 18:15). His mother atoned according to Jewish law (Luke 2:24, Lev. 12:6-8). He is called The Consolation of Israel (Luke 2:25) and The Glory of Thy People Israel (Luke 2:32). Jesus was born a Jew.


Jesus lived as a Jew

Although He was born in Bethlehem (Matt. 2:1, Micah 5:2), Yeshua was raised in Nazareth (Luke 2:39-40). Both were Jewish towns at the time, according to archeologists and historians. Bethlehem is just south of Jerusalem while Nazareth is north, in the Galilee section. Both of Yeshua's parents were from Nazareth (Luke 1:26-27, 2:4, 39) and they returned there with the Child when they had done everything according to the Law of the Lord that His birth required (Luke 2:39). His aunt and uncle were also Torah observant Jews (Luke 1:6) so we can see that probably the whole family took their faith very seriously.
Yeshua's parents made the 140 mile (225 m.) round trip to Jerusalem every Passover (Luke 2:41) in observance of Deut. 16:16. It was at the age of twelve that Yeshua stayed behind an extra three days to learn from the Temple teachers (Luke 2:46). Although He already understood the Torah well (Luke 2:47), His attitude of listening and questioning indicates love of the Hebrew scripture and respect for the teachers. He also respected the Temple itself, calling it His Father's (Luke 2:49). Near the end of His life, He praised a widow for giving all she had to the Temple (Luke 21:1-4).
In adult life, His disciples were Jews (John 1:47, Matt. 20:25-26) and they called Him 'Rabbi' (John 4:31). Mary called Him 'Rabboni' (John 20:16). They sought Him because they believed the Torah and the Prophets (John 1:45).
A Pharisee who had not yet come to faith in Him also addressed Yeshua as 'Rabbi' (John 3:2), as did a crowd of people (John 6:25). A Samaritan woman easily recognized He was a Jew (John 4:9).
Yeshua's disciples spoke Hebrew (John 1:38, 41) and so did He, as well as Chaldean, a closely-related language brought back by the Jews from their captivity in Babylon (Matt. 27:46). In the sermon on the mount He affirmed the authority of the Torah and the Prophets (Matt. 5:17) even in the Kingdom of Heaven (Matt. 5:19-20). He regularly attended synagogue (Luke 4:16) and His teaching was respected by the other congregants (Luke 4:15). He taught in the Jewish Temple (Luke 21:37) and if He were not a Jew, His going into that part of the Temple would not have been allowed (Acts 21:28-30).
Although He differed with some of His contemporaries on how to keep the commandments (Matt. 12:12), He did not disagree on whether to keep them, saying such things as,"if you wish to enter into life, keep the commandments," (Matt. 19:17). When He healed someone of leprosy, he instructed him to,"show yourself to the priest and present the offering that Moses commanded..." (Matt. 8:4, Lev. 14).
Yeshua not only taught others how to live a Jewish life, He lived it Himself. The outward signs of this were such things as wearing tzitzit (tassles) on His clothing (Luke 8:43, Matt. 14:36, Strong's # 2899) to serve as a reminder of the commandments (Num. 15:37-39). He observed Passover (John 2:13) and went up to Jerusalem (Deut. 16:16). He observed Succot (John 7:2, 10) and went up to Jerusalem (John 7:14). He also observed Hanukah (John 10:22) and probably Rosh haShanah (John 5:1), going up to Jerusalem on both those occasions as well, even though it isn't commanded in the Torah.
The inward sign of His Judaism was a circumcised heart (Deut. 10:16, 30:6).
When faced with temptation, Yeshua answered from the Hebrew Scripture (Matt. 4:2-10, Deut. 8:3, 6:16, 6:13). When teaching, He taught from the Hebrew Scripture (Matt. 22:42-45). When admonishing, He quoted from the Hebrew Scripture (Mk. 7:6-13).
Yeshua self-identified as a Jew (John 4:22) and as King of the Jews (Mk. 15:2). From His birth to His last Passover seder (Luke 22:14-15), Jesus lived as a Jew.


Jesus died a Jew

When Yeshua was taken prisoner by a Roman captain, his cohort, and some Jewish officials (John 18:12), He was delivered into the custody of the Jewish priests, elders, and scribes (Mk. 14:53). The Roman soldiers would not have placed Him under Jewish jurisdiction if He were not Jewish.
Later, Yeshua was brought before the Sanhedrin, the Jewish council (Luke 22:66). He was charged with an offense against Jewish Law (Matt. 26:65-66, Lev. 24:13-14, John 19:7). Pilate, head of the Roman occupation, also recognized Jewish jurisdiction over Yeshua (John 18:31). This was because Yeshua was a Jew (John 18:35).
He unequivocally identified Himself as the Messiah (Mk. 14:61-62) and as we have seen above, the Messiah must be Jewish. He said He is the King of the Jews (Matt. 27:11) and, as we have also seen above, the King of the Jews must Himself be Jewish. The Jewish crowd also called Him 'King of the Jews' (Mk. 15:12). He was mocked, spat on and beaten by the Roman soldiers as 'King of the Jews' (Mk. 15:16-20) and when they crucified Him, their charge was 'King of the Jews' (Matt. 27:37).
The place of judgment had a Hebrew place-name (John 19:13) and the place of crucifixion had a Hebrew place-name (Mk. 15:22).
Joseph of Arimethea, who took custody of Yeshua's body, was Jewish (Luke 23:50-52) and he laid the body in his own new tomb (Matt. 27:59-60). Therefore, Yeshua was buried in a Jewish cemetery. He was also buried according to Jewish custom of the time (John 19:40). Without doubt, Jesus died a Jew.


Jesus was resurrected a Jew

Yeshua the risen Jew told his Jewish disciples to go out and teach all the Gentiles (Matt. 28:19, Strong's # 1484).
Then, after eating, talking and walking with His disciples, Yeshua, "lifted up His hands and blessed them" (Luke 24:50). What blessing is spoken with lifted hands? The Aaronic Benediction (Num. 6:24-26) is given in Synagogues and in Churches even to our day, and in the Synagogues it is still given as it was more than a thousand years before the resurrected Jew Jesus gave it: with lifted hands. In fact, another name for the Aaronic Benediction is "The Lifting up of Hands." (see Sketches of Jewish Social Life in the Days of Christ. Ch.XVII. A. Edersheim. Eerdmans pub.)
Rav Sha'ul (the apostle Paul) tells us that while he was on the road to Damascus Yeshua spoke to him from heaven in Hebrew (Acts 26:14). Sha'ul, a Jew who was born a Roman citizen (Acts 22:27-28), was fluent in Greek (Acts 21:37) and possibly many other languages, but Yeshua spoke to him in Hebrew, the language of the Jews.
Sha'ul did not become a believer until well after Yeshua's death and resurrection, yet an important part of his message is that Yeshua is a descendant of the Jewish king David (2Tim. 2:8).
Many years after His resurrection, Yeshua testified that He is the root and offspring of king David (Rev. 22:16), and in a time yet future, two of His titles will be Lion of the tribe of Judah, and Root of David (Rev. 5:5).
In Matt. 24:20 He told us to pray concerning the coming tribulation, that we would not have to flee on the Sabbath. And in Matt. 26:27-29 Yeshua told the disciples that He will celebrate the Passover seder anew with us in His Father's kingdom.
The standard He will use at the judgement is the Law God gave the Jews. To those who do not do the will of God, He will say, "Depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness" (Matt. 7:22-23, Strong's # 458, 459).
In (Heb. 13:8) we are told Yeshua the Messiah is the same yesterday, today and forever. So, if He ever was a Jew He was resurrected a Jew, and He is one to this day.
He was born a Jew, He lived a Jew, He died a Jew, and He was resurrected a Jew. He is alive and Jewish now, and forevermore the same.


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 05-04-2012, 05:59 AM

Jesus believed and believes that Jesus is the Messiah. Jews do not believe that Jesus was or is the Messiah. Therefore Jesus was not and is not a Jew. End of argument.


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 05-04-2012, 11:13 AM

Billy Bob is correct. Barge In Dave is just taking the Bible out of context.


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THERE's your problem.

What's with all this Yeshua crap?



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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 05-07-2012, 12:02 AM

Well thanks for putting me right on this issue.

My grandmother, a 90-year-old lady originally from a European country famous for its, err, highly sceptical approach to Jews, has often argued with me about them and it turns out, from your guidance, she's right.

Thanks again.


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Well thanks for putting me right on this issue.

My grandmother, a 90-year-old lady originally from a European country famous for its, err, highly sceptical approach to Jews, has often argued with me about them and it turns out, from your guidance, she's right.

Thanks again.
If by 'highly sceptical' you mean 'got rid of 6 million of them' then she is right.
She doesn't have the surname Himmler, Eichmann or Heydrich perchance does she?

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-07-2012, 06:03 AM

Hmm yeah i think your lying again! Wouldn't that be inconvenient for you if Jesus was Jewish? That would mean! oh wait that means that your Hateful preaching is WRONG. Wow this is too Good

21 And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, Lev. 12.3 his name was called JESUS, which was so named of the angel Lk. 1.31 before he was conceived in the womb.
22 And when the days of her purification according to the law of Moses were accomplished, they brought him to Jerusalem, to present him to the Lord;


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Hmm yeah i think your lying again! Wouldn't that be inconvenient for you if Jesus was Jewish? That would mean! oh wait that means that your Hateful preaching is WRONG. Wow this is too Good

21 And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, Lev. 12.3 his name was called JESUS, which was so named of the angel Lk. 1.31 before he was conceived in the womb.
22 And when the days of her purification according to the law of Moses were accomplished, they brought him to Jerusalem, to present him to the Lord;
Dear Ring-Kisser;

Kindly go back and read this thread from the beginning. You're talking like an ill-informed demon right now.

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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-07-2012, 06:16 AM

Wait what will I read in this forum that is actually true. I't not a weak minded drone like the rest of the people here. Just tell me what is wrong with the Jews? Without using stereotypes of false statement. Why is Jesus being a Jew bad? your move stud. Don't try to dodge this question where in the bible does it say Jesus was no Jew?


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-07-2012, 06:28 AM

And as for my own beliefs as a Catholic Christian. Popes like John Paul II are greater man, humans, Christian, and shining example of God's love than you can ever Dream of Achieving. Show some respect towards men who literally give their entire lives to God. You could learn from him


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-07-2012, 06:32 AM

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And as for my own beliefs as a Catholic Christian. Popes like John Paul II are greater man, humans, Christian, and shining example of God's love than you can ever Dream of Achieving. Show some respect towards men who literally give their entire lives to God. You could learn from him
John Paul II, the guy who covered up decades (centuries?) of systematic child rape by priests? That John Paul II? Who decided the reputation of the papist cult was more important than the well-being of defenseless children? The guy who paid hush money so the whole thing wouldn't get publicized?

Yeah. Great guy.


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-07-2012, 06:40 AM

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John Paul II, the guy who covered up decades (centuries?) of systematic child rape by priests? That John Paul II? Who decided the reputation of the papist cult was more important than the well-being of defenseless children? The guy who paid hush money so the whole thing wouldn't get publicized?

Yeah. Great guy.
No different than any Mafia don. Great guy, when he was doing favors for you (like moving you to fresh meat after raising the alarm from one parish to another).


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-13-2012, 02:20 AM

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And as for my own beliefs as a Catholic Christian. Popes like John Paul II are greater man, humans, Christian, and shining example of God's love than you can ever Dream of Achieving. Show some respect towards men who literally give their entire lives to God.
Friend, is this the kind of spin that we can expect from kiddie fiddling papists?


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Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-13-2012, 02:30 AM

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He serves satan. It's obvious.


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-19-2012, 08:26 PM

Oh my, that video absolutely scared me! I will have to pray for hours to get this disturbing image out of my head. That old man should be ashamed for serving Satan obviously like this.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-31-2012, 12:13 PM

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Hmmm... Either you are a liar, or your family move around an awful lot. I will give you the benefit of the doubt. Let's say you really do come from ALL these places. To me, that says either 'gypsy', 'criminal', or 'vagrant'. I'm guessing you work in some sort of travelling freak-show or circus, and your father is a dog-boy and your whore mother is a bearded lady.

These freaks crack me up! Does anyone know why they come here, and post such nonsense?
Piece of piffleing scum. Is it not possible that these people have moved to another country and met their respective partners? Why do you insist on insulting someone because of their heritage?

piffle me, I'm getting sick of you guys.


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-31-2012, 12:36 PM

Also I want to chime in on the subject. Christianity is allllllllllllllll about the worship of Jesus Christ. Y'know, the guy it's named after. Before Jesus came along, there were no Christians because they could not worship some one who was not yet born. Obviously, the Jewish God share a lot of similarities with the Christian God so we are to assume they are one and the same. Also, the Torah is the Old Testament.

So naturally one would come to assume that until Jesus started preaching to the masses, most people were Jewish, correct? Then Jesus gained followers, ie. the disciples, Mary, etc. These were the first Christians. The first to follow what Jesus's words of wisdom.

I do not understand how you think people could follow a Prophet who was not even born!


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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-31-2012, 03:04 PM

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Also I want to chime in on the subject. Christianity is allllllllllllllll about the worship of Jesus Christ. Y'know, the guy it's named after. Before Jesus came along, there were no Christians because they could not worship some one who was not yet born. Obviously, the Jewish God share a lot of similarities with the Christian God so we are to assume they are one and the same. Also, the Torah is the Old Testament.

So naturally one would come to assume that until Jesus started preaching to the masses, most people were Jewish, correct? Then Jesus gained followers, ie. the disciples, Mary, etc. These were the first Christians. The first to follow what Jesus's words of wisdom.

I do not understand how you think people could follow a Prophet who was not even born!
You're wrong there dude, now call me retarded or stupid. for what I'm about to say but I'm a Christian!! And in my honest opinion I believe that when Christ died on the cross for your sins, he died a Christian. I know that this might rile you up a bit cause I'm guessing that you're into that conspiracy theory or believe that the illuminaty gets to control you and all that sort of stuff. But like I said, man. JESUS never been & never was a Jew, a Jap or whatever it is that you'd like to believe about him. He loves you and he want to be with you.
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Default Re: Jesus Is Not A Joo! - 12-31-2012, 03:25 PM

You know what I know I'm probably going to receive an infraction or probably will face some sort of penalty for saying this thus I'd like to apologize in advance. But,... If Jesus happens to be a Jew just as some of the unbelievers claimed him to be, then the whole Christian faith would crumble and when the whole Christian faith crumble I'll be an atheist. And if I happen to become an atheist again, I'd sexually rape you. Hence to retard that comes up with the concept that Christ Jesus himself happens to be a Jew better think twice before stating an utter retardation.
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You know what I know I'm probably going to receive an infraction or probably will face some sort of penalty for saying this thus I'd like to apologize in advance. But,... If Jesus happens to be a Jew just as some of the unbelievers claimed him to be, then the whole Christian faith would crumble and when the whole Christian faith crumble I'll be an atheist. And if I happen to become an atheist again, I'd sexually rape you. Hence to retard that comes up with the concept that Christ Jesus himself happens to be a Jew better think twice before stating an utter retardation.
All the more reason to believe that He is not a damned joo. Jesus would never want the entire Christian Faith to crumble, now would he?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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