[Elmer G. White]

Paris Hilton, the heiress of the Hilton Hotel Empire. Apparently, a harlot. Now starting a massive social media campaign for presidency in 2020! Apparently, far-fetched but who - excluding us True Christians™ with prophetic tendencies - could have guessed that we'd have the privilege of servicing President Trump in the year of Our Lord Jesus Christ 2018. I have gathered here evidence for and against her presidency and when all the unbiased evidence material is assessed, we shall see that Jesus not only tolerates but strongly promotes her election. Glory!

+ Paris Hilton has Norwegian, German, Italian, English, Irish, and Scottish ancestry. We need more Norwegians as stated by President Trump. Paris Hilton meets that criterion.
+ Paris Hilton is a repenting harlot. Repenting harlots are no worse than repenting sodomites (Luke 15:10). In fact, Paris Hilton is the modern-day Rahab the Harlot. It is, based on the Bible, also possible that Paris Hilton is one of the immortals, as the Good Book tells us that Rahab LIVES UNTO THIS VERY DAY.

• Joshua 6:25 - And Joshua saved Rahab the harlot alive, and her father's household, and all that she had; and she dwelleth in Israel even unto this day; because she hid the messengers, which Joshua sent to spy out Jericho.

+ Paris Hilton is endorsed by our President Donald Trump.

Before he was POTUS, Trump ― who is friends with Hilton’s parents ― went on Howard Stern’s radio show and said he found 12-year-old Hilton attractive. While speaking with Carmon, Hilton ― who called herself a feminist during the same interview ― brushed off the remark, saying Trump was always “so respectful.” She also appeared to brush off his “grab them by the pussy” comment and the multiple allegations of sexual assault against him, saying his accusers are “just trying to get attention and get fame.”

+ As we can see, Paris Hilton is good friends with Donald Trump and understands perfectly the Biblical age of consent (3-10 years of age) and how women are subject to the discipline by men (1 Corinthians 11:9)
+ Paris Hilton did the unthinkable thing and voted despite of being a woman. But she knew how to vote. She voted for President Trump, her old and dear friend!

Asked if she voted for him, she said: ‘I’ve known him since I was a little girl, so yes.’

+ Paris Hilton has impeccable taste on men. Her consorts are fit and ready to enter battle in the Armies of Jesus against Satan (Revelation 20:2). Pastor Ezekiel could entertain her husband while Paris herself would concentrate on the intricacies of government.



+ Her name and future title "President Hilton" contains messages from the Holy Ghost that we cannot ignore:



This means that Paris Hilton would either be the endpoint of what Hitler planned or the one to put an end to his endeavors. In either case, it's going to be YUGE.

There are also some unfortunate negative issues to ponder.
- She is a woman and should not lead the U.S. armies. Instead, women can lead the less sodomite-leaned generals into lust. A rare but a possible scenario.

• 2 Timothy 3:6 - For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

+ But there is a precedent in Deborah. She was a righteous judge endorsed by Jesus aka God. The President of the United States must be prepared to judge sodomites, leftists, and Hillary Clinton. Paris Hilton can do that. In fact, it is possible that she is our only hope!

• Judges 5:7 - The inhabitants of the villages ceased, they ceased in Israel, until that I Deborah arose, that I arose a mother in Israel.

+ People have been praying for Deborah's, i.e., Paris Hilton's return!

• Judges 5:12 - Awake, awake, Deborah: awake, awake, utter a song: arise, Barak, and lead thy captivity captive, thou son of Abinoam.

- Her name and future title "President Hilton" contains messages from the Holy Ghost that we cannot ignore:



This means that i) Paris Hilton is rich, ii) which is good, as iii) Donald Trump is also rich. It will make it iv) hard but v) not impossible for her to enter Heaven (Luke 18:25) and vi) spending some money will help her along the narrow path. Obviously, spending it vii) on the above-mentioned former world leader might create some viii) unnecessary social media fuss. Let's advice her against it.

To conclude: Many signs and the Bible lean on facts that support the endorsement of Paris Hilton 2020. If the unthinkable happens and Jesus promotes Donald Trump into Heaven to serve Him as His personal footstool (2 Chronicles 9:18), we will have to be prepared for a replacement. As Paris Hilton supports Donald Trump it is inevitable that she would continue to implement the Godly policies of President Trump. For myself, I am going to sleep well tonight as I know that if President trump were ever to abdicate His throne, a suitable successor is now preparing for her duties. Praise Jesus!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Adam Fag]

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