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Found a new cult -
04-22-2008, 07:39 PM
In fact, its being housed right here on this website. YOU FU**ING HATE-MONGERERS!!! If you're gay, GOOD FOR YOU!!!! If you don't want to believe in what the Bible says, GOOD FOR YOU!!! Be a human being! All this website is doing is collecting hate! Turn that hate into love! Before you destroy us all!
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-22-2008, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by 6hundred&6sixty6six
In fact, its being housed right here on this website. YOU FU**ING HATE-MONGERERS!!! If you're gay, GOOD FOR YOU!!!! If you don't want to believe in what the Bible says, GOOD FOR YOU!!! Be a human being! All this website is doing is collecting hate! Turn that hate into love! Before you destroy us all!
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Friend,
As my signature says I am NOT gay. You seem to be filled with hate. Why don't you embrace love like we Christians have. You need to go down on your knees and open yourself to Him. GLORY!
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-22-2008, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 6hundred&6sixty6six
In fact, its being housed right here on this website. YOU FU**ING HATE-MONGERERS!!! If you're gay, GOOD FOR YOU!!!! If you don't want to believe in what the Bible says, GOOD FOR YOU!!! Be a human being! All this website is doing is collecting hate! Turn that hate into love! Before you destroy us all!
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You seem particularly hateful and disturbed, some might even say mental. Ever considered Prozac?
Why are you so filled with hatred for God's people? What on earth did we do to you? We only have your eternal soul in mind when we demand that you stop your dope sniffing, carpet munching, homo ways and turn to Jesus.
Stop spreading discord among God's people young lady.
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-22-2008, 08:11 PM
This Church is so cultist, you have to pay to be considered a true Christian. I think the Pastors use that money to buy porn and weed and just sit around all day jerking back and forth.
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-22-2008, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by 6hundred&6sixty6six
In fact, its being housed right here on this website. YOU FU**ING HATE-MONGERERS!!! If you're gay, GOOD FOR YOU!!!! If you don't want to believe in what the Bible says, GOOD FOR YOU!!! Be a human being! All this website is doing is collecting hate! Turn that hate into love! Before you destroy us all!
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We set little store by the opinions for black, atheist, drug addled, pedophilic, neo-nazi, catholic, homersexuals. You are loud and obnoxious.
Have you some time to spend with me studying the Glory of Jesus's Resurrection?
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-22-2008, 09:26 PM
600 and 6-60-6-6? Is that some sort of European phone number?
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-22-2008, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 6hundred&6sixty6six
In fact, its being housed right here on this website. YOU FU**ING HATE-MONGERERS!!! If you're gay, GOOD FOR YOU!!!! If you don't want to believe in what the Bible says, GOOD FOR YOU!!! Be a human being! All this website is doing is collecting hate! Turn that hate into love! Before you destroy us all!
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You have a strange idea of what love is. We love people with Christ's love, meaning that we love them enough to warn them that their lifestyle choices are leading them to the lake of fire.
Should we just go on our merry way and let them slide off into hell? That doesn't sound terribly loving to me.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-23-2008, 12:13 AM
Do you not know, friends, that the Lord loves mankind as His children?
I will lay thy cities waste, and thou shalt be desolate, and thou shalt know that I am the LORD. Ezekiel 35:4
Lo, He who is LORD shall care for thee as a loving father cares for an ailing child.
Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. Deuteronomy 28:59
For the Lord loves peace, and His mercy is great; and Jesus loves the little children.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Psalm 137:9
When Jesus comes again, He shall come to gather all mankind in His perfect love. It is written of that time:
And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. Revelation 9:5,6
So we see that Christianity is no cult, but a religon of love and mercy and forgiveness! Shout PRAISE!
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-23-2008, 01:06 AM
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600 and 6-60-6-6? Is that some sort of European phone number?
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I was thinking he was trying to write a tithing check to Landover, but I'm not sure what kind of currency it is or what it would be worth in dollars.
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-23-2008, 05:30 PM
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600 and 6-60-6-6? Is that some sort of European phone number?
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Could be the Vatican...
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-24-2008, 03:12 AM
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600 and 6-60-6-6? Is that some sort of European phone number?
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Sister Victory Over Sex, I believe you're right! The Lesbionic Woman has made her screen name her telephone number, and is trying to convince one of we Godly Ladies of Landover to "ring her bell"!
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-24-2008, 10:25 AM
Welcome to Landover Baptist Church, 6hundred&6sixty6six. Please take a few moments to read through the following list and rid your home of any items therein that you may have in your possession:
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.); carvings, pictures
Buddha statues
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Paisley pattern on anything
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses(e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess, according to the dictionary)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
East Indian items
Any items that are used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis
Thank you, and may your time with us be blessed.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-24-2008, 10:46 AM
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Be a human being!!
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???? Be a human being ??? WTF that mean? Do ya tink dogs, cats an donkeys ar reading this forum???
What an asshat!
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-24-2008, 11:00 AM
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Welcome to Landover Baptist Church, 6hundred&6sixty6six. Please take a few moments to read through the following list and rid your home of any items therein that you may have in your possession:
Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan
Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes
American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.); carvings, pictures
Buddha statues
Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo)
Paisley pattern on anything
Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses(e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess, according to the dictionary)
Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities
Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed)
Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm
East Indian items
Any items that are used in witchcraft
The Book of Mormon
The Satanic Bible
Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611)
Books on other religions
Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc.
Flamingos, sundials, books/tapes from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions
Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos)
Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis
Thank you, and may your time with us be blessed.
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Thanxs far the list Justina. Glad to see ma StarTrek models an XBox360 ain't on ther.
BTW. Why u chang ur avatar?? I prefered the pic of u wi the litle doggy sittin on ur head. Hey, we got somethin' in common babe - Chuckie luv doggies too! I send ya private pic of ma puppies if ya lik?
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-24-2008, 11:23 AM
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Thanxs far the list Justina. Glad to see ma StarTrek models an XBox360 ain't on ther.
You're quite welcome. However, if your XBox and/or Star Trek models were manufactured in China, Japan, or any other one of those jap countries, you do have a problem.
BTW. Why u chang ur avatar?? I prefered the pic of u wi the litle doggy sittin on ur head. Hey, we got somethin' in common babe - Chuckie luv doggies too! I send ya private pic of ma puppies if ya lik?
That was not a dog. That was one of my pet monkeys, Timmy. Or Tommy. They're difficult to tell apart. I believe that the one in the photo is not the naughty little guy who tried to rip my face off, but I can't be certain.
As to why I changed my avatar, there are two reasons: My husband, Mr. Thyme, likes it better, and it's more recent.
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Your name is Chuckie? Have you been here before?
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-24-2008, 12:44 PM
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Your name is Chuckie? Have you been here before?
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I cannot revel my secret identity to mere morals, Miss Oregano! U should kno that about superheros.
U think Spideyman goes aroun tellin' everyon his real nam is Bruce Wayne Gacey or tha Hulk tells all his buddies he's really David Spanner Banner??? Ur funny, crazy monkey-lady!
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-24-2008, 01:08 PM
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I cannot revel my secret identity to mere morals, Miss Oregano! U should kno that about superheros.
U think Spideyman goes aroun tellin' everyon his real nam is Bruce Wayne Gacey or tha Hulk tells all his buddies he's really David Spanner Banner??? Ur funny, crazy monkey-lady!
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Not as funny as you'll be when you're kneeling in front of satan in HELL , DEMON!
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-24-2008, 03:52 PM
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Thanxs far the list Justina. Glad to see ma StarTrek models an XBox360 ain't on ther.
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Those items weren't included on the list because any person of reasonable intelligence can plainly see what an evil influence those things have on people. Sister Justina, in all her wisdom, must not have realized that we need to spell everything out for the "special" children like yourself.
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-24-2008, 07:20 PM
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I cannot revel my secret identity to mere morals, Miss Oregano! U should kno that about superheros.
U think Spideyman goes aroun tellin' everyon his real nam is Bruce Wayne Gacey or tha Hulk tells all his buddies he's really David Spanner Banner??? Ur funny, crazy monkey-lady!
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Do you by chance mean mortals, Mr. Sperm Man? Your post makes no sense at all you idiot....
Given your screen name I sincerely doubt that you actually meant "morals" since you apparently lack therein.
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Re: Found a new cult -
04-24-2008, 07:42 PM
Damn... Do you all actually read what you are writing? You're so freakin' stupid! It actually hurts! You are so repressed! I think that if you WOULD just LOOK into some other religions, you would find so much more love and acceptance than you offer here. Even in the satanic bible, I would be willing to bet!
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