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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-26-2007, 05:30 PM
It makes me sad that some people must shove their disgusting sexural proclivities in our faces on this Godly forum. The fact that this homersexural hasn't realized that the AIDS is proof of God's wrath against his tragic lifestyle choice shows that he's stupid in addition to being condemned to hell.
The AIDS proves the existence of God. Anyone that can't see that is blind.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-28-2007, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
It makes me sad that some people must shove their disgusting sexural proclivities in our faces on this Godly forum. The fact that this homersexural hasn't realized that the AIDS is proof of God's wrath against his tragic lifestyle choice shows that he's stupid in addition to being condemned to hell.
The AIDS proves the existence of God. Anyone that can't see that is blind.
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Praise Jesus Brother Monty! You've said a mouthful on behalf of every decernt, normal American. AMEN!!
You don't see True Christians running around advertising their private sexual behaviors (i.e., procreation), do you? These sodomites claim to be gentle and "gay", but in fact they are hardened radicals with an agenda of intolerance and hatred of Christ Jesus and all things Holy!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-28-2007, 05:40 PM
Friend, I seriously hope you do not use a condom
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-28-2007, 06:08 PM
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Bore?
No.
I'm great.
Come party with me and ill show you a good time.
Ever had man meat up inside you?
You'll loveeeee it.
I can deep throat anyone btw
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Not only are you an unrepentant homer, I bet you don't even listen to Rush Limbaugh!
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-28-2007, 10:46 PM
Maybe we should pass a law like they have for pedo's. Flaunt your fagness in the face of true christians, and go to jail.Also sex offender list for life. The only downside I see that they would like most prisons, them being homer heavens.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
11-28-2007, 11:04 PM
Eventually, when the Bible is the law of the land, homosexuality will carry a mandatory penalty of death by stoning. No need to worry about jails then!
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 04:09 AM
Im not straight so i must agree with him saying he should be happy the way he is. Im happy the way I am and i wouldnt prefer it any way.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 04:47 AM
So that love you feel for our Godly President is not a pure one? I hope you enjoy Hell...
Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 05:31 AM
What led you astray, friend; were you buggered by your father or priest? Is it hard for you to look in a mirror? I can only imagine the shame you must endure.
It is not the end of the world, though. LBC has a Ministry that has cured many homosexuals. Are you familiar with BASH? With Jesus' help, even a sinner like you can regain your self-respect and go on to live a masculine, Christian life.
Please visit: http://www.bettybowers.com/bash.html and read the testimonials. You will be in my prayers.
Robbie
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 10:33 AM
May the workers have mercy on you Roberta, for you Fundamentalist Christians will be the first to go when the workers rise up in America, but don't worry you can still save yourselves by supporting the workers of the world.
Also Gays are welcomed by the working class.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Soylent Green!
Also Gays are welcomed by the working class.
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I'll be sure to stop by the staff-car maintenance garage and tell that to the tin-level tithers who work there.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Soylent Green!
May the workers have mercy on you Roberta, for you Fundamentalist Christians will be the first to go when the workers rise up in America, but don't worry you can still save yourselves by supporting the workers of the world.
Also Gays are welcomed by the working class.
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That's not true where I live. Working class (read normal) people do not like butt pirates at all!
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 01:01 PM
dont lisen to these people why do you care what they think of you, they are wasting their days on here defending somthing they know nothing about and trying to take out anything that doesnt fit into thier perfect little community so, dont bother argueing youll just get infractions for being gay!
sure!
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 01:11 PM
Excuse me, but we know everything there is to know about sodomites. We know they choose to be fairies or bulldykes. We know we can't follow God's punishment for them because of secular law. We know Jesus can cure them of their homersexual lusts if they let Him. We know very few sodomites make it to old age because of their sick deathstyle. We know sodomites are no more born that way than demon-infested children are born left-handed.
All you think you know are the lies the Darwinists and left-wing media have fed you.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Excuse me, but we know everything there is to know about sodomites. We know they choose to be fairies or bulldykes. We know we can't follow God's punishment for them because of secular law. We know Jesus can cure them of their homersexual lusts if they let Him. We know very few sodomites make it to old age because of their sick deathstyle. We know sodomites are no more born that way than demon-infested children are born left-handed.
All you think you know are the lies the Darwinists and left-wing media have fed you.
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Thank you Sister M&M. There's even such a thing as a chubby chaser. I made the mistake of posting this picture on the "Scared Straight" thread and wound up with an excited homer asking for his email address.
And, the part about secular law only counts if you get caught.
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 08:59 PM
I admit that im not straight. I dont have a problem with people being gay, thats the way u are. Im not straight, and im glad the way I am. I wouldnt choose to be any other way.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 09:18 PM
Many sodomites, or homosexuals as they prefer to call themselves, have told me that being gay is not a choice; that they have no control over their feelings.
Being a Christian man on the STRAIGHT and narrow, I wouldn't know much about being a queer. However, I CAN tell you that the Bible clearly lists homosexuality as an abomination and utterly disgusting thing. It's a sin!
Now, if you believe in JESUS CHRIST, as you should, you must also believe that He can deliver you FROM your sins! He can take away the urges, and your Christian friends can help as well, by keeping you accountable. Keep a sex journal and record any sexual thoughts or actions you have, and let your pastor read it at the end of every week to help make sure you're not backsliding.
Even if the filthy urges don't entirely go away, you can still somewhat please GOD by remaining celibate for the rest of your life.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 09:30 PM
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I admit that im not straight. I dont have a problem with people being gay,
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Well, you wouldn’t would you? All the more for your sinful lusts.
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Im not straight, and im glad the way I am. I wouldnt choose to be any other way.
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So says the man who has never felt the love of Christ! That’s the way to be friend.
Tell us, each time your depraved lust targets in on an innocent Christian, do you realize that, to the Christian, it feels like being stroked by a colostomy bag filled with cold liver? And you wonder why it homerism is an abomination unto God!
Change your lifestyle choice and learn to love Jesus!
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob4God
Many sodomites, or homosexuals as they prefer to call themselves, have told me that being gay is not a choice; that they have no control over their feelings.
Being a Christian man on the STRAIGHT and narrow, I wouldn't know much about being a queer. However, I CAN tell you that the Bible clearly lists homosexuality as an abomination and utterly disgusting thing. It's a sin!
Now, if you believe in JESUS CHRIST, as you should, you must also believe that He can deliver you FROM your sins! He can take away the urges, and your Christian friends can help as well, by keeping you accountable. Keep a sex journal and record any sexual thoughts or actions you have, and let your pastor read it at the end of every week to help make sure you're not backsliding.
Even if the filthy urges don't entirely go away, you can still somewhat please GOD by remaining celibate for the rest of your life.
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I believe Herr Doktor will concur with me on this. He should post that journal here on this Godly forum so we can both condemn and help him on the path to Righteousness.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-01-2008, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Soylent Green!
Also Gays are welcomed by the working class.
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Don't be ridiculous. Poor people are very, very stupid, but they're not quite that stupid.
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Originally Posted by Libertarian-FTW
I dont have a problem with people being gay, thats the way u are.
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You have been assigned a huge batch of infraction points for your vile and slanderous attack on God's Favourite Church. Being gay is most certainly not the way we are. We are the largest collection of manly, heterosexual, not-angry, not-gay Christians the world has ever known, and I have 100% confidence that every single one of my Brethren-in-Christ is every bit as straight as Pastor Ezekiel Flint himself!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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