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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-16-2010, 07:59 PM
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I'm shocked, that people who call themselves christians can't debate in a decent language.
I'm not a baptist,just a Lutheran christian, but i did learn to express myself in a decent language, with respect for other people, even if they have another religious conviction than my self.
I'm out of here.
(But it is true, that emigrants from Denmark named Ringsted, Iowa, after Ringsted, Denmark.)
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-16-2010, 10:02 PM
can't we just agree the only reason, that god hates denmark is that we can think. and it is because of a danish scientist that we all can use this side. beside jesus died for all of us not just them there believe in him... and the only place in the after life with people i like is in your hell
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-16-2010, 10:07 PM
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can't we just agree the only reason, that god hates denmark is that we can think. and it is because of a danish scientist that we all can use this side.
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I have know idea what you just said, could you translate into American.
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beside jesus died for all of us not just them there believe in him.
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That has to be the single most retarded statement ever made on this forum and possibly in the entire history of mankind. Oh pleases back that up with scripture.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-16-2010, 10:09 PM
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You have been blinded by Evil like most of Danishland and therefore you can not see the Truth©. Begin by reading the Holy KJV1611 bible and there might still be hope for you.
Praise the Lord!
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piss of and pray that god foregive you all for your sin.
love your neighbor as you love yourself, wich none of us did.. and not all the answers is in the boring book.
AND OUR GUYS IS FIGHTING TOGETHER. NOT FOR GOD OR ODIN OR BUDHA BUT FOR US. THEY ARE FIGHTING TO FREE OUR WORLD OF FEAR!! MAY HTE GODS BE WITH YOU
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06-16-2010, 10:14 PM
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I have know idea what you just said, could you translate into American.
That has to be the single most retarded statement ever made on this forum and possibly in the entire history of mankind. Oh pleases back that up with scripture.
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god damn you. you are dissing a typing mistake.... and read the hole god damn bible, jesus died on the cross for all mankind, he died for our sins.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-16-2010, 10:20 PM
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god damn you. you are dissing a typing mistake.... and read the hole god damn bible, jesus died on the cross for all mankind, he died for our sins.
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That's a lot of hate, a whole lot of hate. Why do you hate Jesus? He did not die(Temporally ) for you, He died for me and my Brothers and Sisters, WE believe in HIM. Jesus could care less about you. Read the blessed Bible Fool!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-16-2010, 10:26 PM
well you are right i am full of hate. but not hate to any religion... to those people who thinks that they are bether, that they god or gods know bether, the vikings never spread their religion by force, unlike the christians.. think about that.... and i don't care.. because if i am lucky i'll go to valhalla, and live juust as i do now
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-17-2010, 02:11 AM
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well you are right i am full of hate.
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We can see that! Maybe you should take your hatred elsewhere, or better yet, let it out and repent. We may seem like we are being mean; but we are actually selflessly merely trying to help those willing to be helped.
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to those people who thinks that they are bether, that they god or gods know bether,
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We are better, friend, because we follow God's word the closest. You won't be going to heaven with that attitude.
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the vikings never spread their religion by force
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Ha, Oh I've heard it all now! Here is a picture of an actual viking killing an innocent civilian in a beastly show of force.
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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-17-2010, 11:16 AM
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Here is a picture of an actual viking killing an innocent civilian in a beastly show of force.
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That's not a picture, that's painting.
Here's a drawing of jesus being gay... what's your point???
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06-17-2010, 11:27 AM
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That's not a picture, that's painting.
Here's a drawing of jesus being gay... what's your point???
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A drawing of who being GAY!
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06-17-2010, 11:29 AM
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A drawing of who being GAY!
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06-17-2010, 11:30 AM
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JESUS! JESUS! JESUS! JESUS!
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Jesus was not Gay, a Joo or a nigra.
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06-17-2010, 11:36 AM
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Jesus was not Gay, a Joo or a nigra.
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How can you be so sure of that? The Bible never mentions Him having a girlfriend, his mother certainly was Jewish and living in a hot desert he must have been black!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-17-2010, 11:42 AM
He was black, homosexual and a socialist
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-17-2010, 11:47 AM
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How can you be so sure of that? The Bible never mentions Him having a girlfriend, his mother certainly was Jewish and living in a hot desert he must have been black!
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Jesus was not a damn hooked nose joo read here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10278
In every picture of Jesus He is white.
He was above the need for a Girlfried!
Don't you have some pies to steal?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-17-2010, 11:56 AM
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We are better, friend, because we follow God's word the closest. You won't be going to heaven with that attitude.
Ha, Oh I've heard it all now! Here is a picture of an actual viking killing an innocent civilian in a beastly show of force.
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that drawing. is right the vikings killed, that was a culture. but they did it to make money for there families not to spread a religion. know your history
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-17-2010, 12:04 PM
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that drawing. is right the vikings killed, that was a culture. but they did it to make money for there families
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So as long as you make money out of it, raping and killing is just fine?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-17-2010, 12:15 PM
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that drawing. is right the vikings killed, that was a culture. but they did it to make money for there families not to spread a religion. know your history
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Killing for money is just plain wrong. There is a name for you people, mercenary, trained killers, bought and paid for by Satan.
Don't get me wrong God is not above killing you, but He has His reasons. God has been known to wipe out entire cities, and He will do it again. Ever hear of Hattie, that's some of God's finest work as of late. God tells us we can kill for many reasons like. If you blasphemy we can stone you to death
Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the LORD, shall be put to death.
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Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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Deuteronomy 22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
Deuteronomy 22:24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
There is a right way and a wrong way, the vikings choose the wrong way!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-17-2010, 12:20 PM
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So as long as you make money out of it, raping and killing is just fine?
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no i didn't say that, but is killing people because they wan't believe in jahve or allah or god, is that fine.
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well as i recall all paintings was made by white men, not black, jesus maybe was married to magdalena, and he was a human, no need of a girlfriend, wth, dude.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-17-2010, 12:37 PM
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but is killing people because they wan't believe in jahve or allah or god, is that fine
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Yes it is, God is very clear on that: 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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