Well all I can say is thank God for Coca-Cola!
THIS controversial new movie about a greasy sodomite wop was personally approved by the anti-Christ himself, pope Ratzinger, but NOT by the Godly coca-Cola company, who would not want to lose any True Christian™ customers by seeing their product in such Italian pornography. OF COURSE Jesus will enjoy all the Coca-Cola He wants once He returns to slaughter half of the earth's population (sweaty work no doubt), but why would a fine multinational corporation (who's stock is held by several of our skybox-level Tithers) want to besmirch their product with roman endorsement?
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Coke shaken up over Italian film's soda-drinking Jesus
Producers of a new Italian movie that features a scene of Jesus Christ guzzling pop have postponed the movie's release this Friday, after angering soda giant Coca-Cola.
Director Claudio Malaponti's Seven Kilometers from Jerusalem tells the story of an Italian ad executive who, suffering from a mid-life crisis, decides to take a trip to Jerusalem.
While driving through the desert to the city, he picks up a hitchhiker: Jesus, who is wandering through the Middle East as a preacher.
During the trip, the man offers Jesus a Coke, which he proceeds to consume with relish.
"My God, what a testimonial!" the ad exec character reportedly blurts out.
According to the director, the Pope did not find the Coke scene offensive and even sent him a letter saying he hoped the movie would "increase love for Jesus."
However, a spokeswoman for the international soft drink giant has said the company is "not interested in this kind of product placement" and has threatened legal action if Malaponti does not cut the offending scene from his film.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)