Praise Jesus, it isn't often that you'll hear a pastor sing the praises of a cartoonist who published weekly in secular newspapers. That tribe tends to be made up of homersexurals and joos with an axe to grind against the Holy War on Terror.
But all of True Christendom™ was saddened when the creator of the much-beloved comic strip "B.C." passed away on Easter Sunday. Johnny Hart was a deeply devout Christian, who spent something like 60 years portraying human beings living alongside various dinosaurs, just as God tells us it happened in the Holy Bible.
Brother Hart was a master at subtlety and innuendo. I have had this strip below framed in my pastoral study for several years. See if you can guess the symbolism he uses.
Now Brother Hart DID stir up some controversy during his years on earth.
THIS Easter Sunday strip he published a few years ago got the hebes all in an uproar, but who actually cares what Christ-killing joos think anyway?
I'll leave you with one of my favorites, one that is simples but to the point. I believe all secular textbooks out to bear the images below on their cover, the better for children and teachers to understand what monkey worshiping scientists are truly up to.
Unfortunately, it seems unlikely that Brother Hart is doing anything but being slowly roasted alive over an open pit in satan's deepest caverns even as you read this. You see he also created another secular comic strip, a precursor to the current "Hairy Porter" devilry that we pastors are forced to do battle with each and every day. I refer of course to "The Wizard of ID", a comic that glorified sorcery as a chosen lifestyle.
I hope this will serve as a lesson for us all. Praise Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)