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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 04:37 PM

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Even if the earth is round God would still be able to see all the kingdoms because God is omnipotent, your point is moot.
So Satan took Jesus up the mountain for no reason? Are you suggesting that the Bible is full of illogical nonsense? Because I assure you it is not. You are just reading it the wrong way.

If you make your starting point: "God wrote the Bible," and work backwards from there, the book is a lot more credible.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 05:23 PM

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Explain the Moon, its round , we can tell from looking up at the sky. Explain the existence of a horizon, varying star constellations, shadows, the existence of time zones and a night and day cycle. What about the center of gravity or images from space. Even if the earth is round God would still be able to see all the kingdoms because God is omnipotent, your point is moot.
I'm not trying to explain anything. I'm saying that God says things are a certain way. If He made the Earth and the Moon and so on and so on don't you think He would know!

You really are seeing things in a very awkward way due to the brainwashing you have received from teachers and science books.
2 Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

You want it to be true that there is no God so you look for people who will tell you it is true. Well of course they will tell you that; they want you to burn with them in Hell.



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I'm not trying to explain anything. I'm saying that God says things are a certain way. If He made the Earth and the Moon and so on and so on don't you think He would know!

You really are seeing things in a very awkward way due to the brainwashing you have received from teachers and science books.
2 Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

You want it to be true that there is no God so you look for people who will tell you it is true. Well of course they will tell you that; they want you to burn with them in Hell.
Branding someone as brainwashed isnt going to support your position. I could say the same thing to you or anyone for that matter. All you have is resort back to quotes explaining how im going hell for thinking differently than you. You propose no counter arguments of any kind. This is pathetic.
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ummm....round? If it was flat there would be no half moon or eclipse.
Take two coins. Place one halfway over the other. What do you get? a crescent moon shape. Put one on top of the other. What do you get? An eclipse.

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Branding someone as brainwashed isnt going to support your position. I could say the same thing to you or anyone for that matter. All you have is resort back to quotes explaining how im going hell for thinking differently than you. You propose no counter arguments of any kind. This is pathetic.
We're not here to debate with you, heathen. We are right and you are wrong because what we believe is in step with the views, opinions and outright inerrant facts of existence detailed in the Holy Bible of King James.

You seem to think that we are feebly trying to convince you of something as nebulous as one of your science theories about monkeys birthing people. We're not!

What we are doing is warning you that the Lord your God will burn you forever if you don't sharpen up before He kills you. You could be run over by a rampaging moose tomorrow for all you know.

Go and read the Bible and you will see why it is so important to fully understand God before making a decision that will affect the rest of your existence.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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We're not here to debate with you, heathen. We are right and you are wrong because what we believe is in step with the views, opinions and outright inerrant facts of existence detailed in the Holy Bible of King James.

You seem to think that we are feebly trying to convince you of something as nebulous as one of your science theories about monkeys birthing people. We're not!

What we are doing is warning you that the Lord your God will burn you forever if you don't sharpen up before He kills you. You could be run over by a rampaging moose tomorrow for all you know.

Go and read the Bible and you will see why it is so important to fully understand God before making a decision that will affect the rest of your existence.
Evolution doesnt suggest that we come from monkeys, but that monkeys and people come from a common ancestor. Read up on it a little more. You dont know if you are right or if i am wrong. You do not posses any many powers that i do not. You have never spoken to God or any higher power before. You are as clueless as the next guy. Religion is the combination of stupidity and arrogance. Its dangerous.
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Take two coins. Place one halfway over the other. What do you get? a crescent moon shape. Put one on top of the other. What do you get? An eclipse.

The Bible is still true and you are still wrong.




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Evolution doesnt suggest that we come from monkeys, but that monkeys and people come from a common ancestor. Read up on it a little more. You dont know if you are right or if i am wrong. You do not posses any many powers that i do not. You have never spoken to God or any higher power before. You are as clueless as the next guy. Religion is the combination of stupidity and arrogance. Its dangerous.
Of course I know I'm right. If I have an intuition I check with the great reference book. If I am right it will be there in the scriptures. If I am wrong it will not say so in the scriptures and I discard that idea.

It's a simple and reliable way to be 100% right every time before opening your mouth and making a fool of yourself. You should try it some time.
Ecclesiastes 10:3 Yea also, when he that is a fool walketh by the way, his wisdom faileth him, and he saith to every one that he is a fool.

Ecclesiastes 7:5 It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Coins aren't flat where you come from?

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 07:02 PM

All of you say your right because scripture says so. This is the mentality of a mindless drone. Dont you people ever think that maybe the scripture is wrong? You have no reason to hold it on a high pedestal other than the fear of going to hell. You and i both know that believing in something just to avoid the suggested consequences of being wrong is no reason to believe in something. Am i the only one on this forum who can act like an adult with a fully functioning frontal lobe.

Im just going to point out that hypothetically if God exists i will be more than happy for going to hell. I would never put Jesus or God before my family and friends. I would never side with an evil tyrant who thinks infinite torture is always justified. piffle God. piffle the Bible. piffle Religion. Im not afraid to denounce faith. Faith is for the weak minded. Faith is believing in ridiculous claims without evidence. Are you going to by a car without test driving it? Are you going to hire an employee without a resume? Are you going to hire a stranger to babysit your kids? Of course not, these are stupid decisions, and so are shutting down others for being smart enough to demand more evidence of the existence of a God than a book that tells outlandish stories that also predicts people wouldnt buy it. Do you not realize you are the lowest common denominator of the human race, constantly falling for the same practical joke for centuries.
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All of you say your right because scripture says so. This is the mentality of a mindless drone. Dont you people ever think that maybe the scripture is wrong? You have no reason to hold it on a high pedestal other than the fear of going to hell. You and i both know that believing in something just to avoid the suggested consequences of being wrong is no reason to believe in something. Am i the only one on this forum who can act like an adult with a fully functioning frontal lobe.

Im just going to point out that hypothetically if God exists i will be more than happy for going to hell. I would never put Jesus or God before my family and friends. I would never side with an evil tyrant who thinks infinite torture is always justified. piffle God. piffle the Bible. piffle Religion. Im not afraid to denounce faith. Faith is for the weak minded. Faith is believing in ridiculous claims without evidence. Are you going to by a car without test driving it? Are you going to hire an employee without a resume? Are you going to hire a stranger to babysit your kids? Of course not, these are stupid decisions, and so are shutting down others for being smart enough to demand more evidence of the existence of a God than a book that tells outlandish stories that also predicts people wouldnt buy it. Do you not realize you are the lowest common denominator of the human race, constantly falling for the same practical joke for centuries.
What's wrong with fear of going to Hell?
Luke 12:5 But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
Hell is a real place.
Luke 16:22-25
22And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; 23And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. 24And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. 25But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 07:58 PM

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All of you say your right because scripture says so. This is the mentality of a mindless drone. Dont you people ever think that maybe the scripture is wrong?
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Am i the only one on this forum who can act like an adult with a fully functioning frontal lobe.
You're the only one childish enough to join a Christian church's discussion forum to insult us for not sharing your disbelief, that's what you are. And the only one to demonstrate your disdain for God by naming yourself after the swollen glans.

You make me sick.

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piffle God. piffle the Bible. piffle Religion. Im not afraid to denounce faith. Faith is for the weak minded. Faith is believing in ridiculous claims without evidence.
Ah, yes. You're not here to insult, but to "challenge".

Why don't you go challenge your Mommy's church friends instead? Because you're a pathetic little coward who has to hide behind the Internet?


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Am i the only one on this forum who can act like an adult with a fully functioning frontal lobe.
You're basically saying that 90 % of the entire planet is less functioning than a fifteen year old kid whose parents failed to raise him with at least a little respect for our God who gave us this life?


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-19-2012, 08:37 PM

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All of you say your right because scripture says so. This is the mentality of a mindless drone. Dont you people ever think that maybe the scripture is wrong? You have no reason to hold it on a high pedestal other than the fear of going to hell. You and i both know that believing in something just to avoid the suggested consequences of being wrong is no reason to believe in something. Am i the only one on this forum who can act like an adult with a fully functioning frontal lobe.
My friend, the Bible is the most read, most studied, most quoted, most cited, most researched book of all time. Of all time. Don't you think that if it was debunked even once, it would have been tossed out with the morning trash? Of course it would have! Look at Milli Vanilli. As soon as people realized who was really doing the singing the whole act fell apart. My friend, the Bible has been proven true time and time again. Whether it's history or science, every bit of learning over the land several millenia has done
nothing but prove the Bible correct. Now let me ask you: who is the adult here? Someone who acts based on evidence or someone who has an irrational fear of something that clearly he has never read?

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Im just going to point out that hypothetically if God exists i will be more than happy for going to hell. I would never put Jesus or God before my family and friends. I would never side with an evil tyrant who thinks infinite torture is always justified. piffle God. piffle the Bible. piffle Religion. Im not afraid to denounce faith. Faith is for the weak minded. Faith is believing in ridiculous claims without evidence. Are you going to by a car without test driving it? Are you going to hire an employee without a resume? Are you going to hire a stranger to babysit your kids? Of course not, these are stupid decisions, and so are shutting down others for being smart enough to demand more evidence of the existence of a God than a book that tells outlandish stories that also predicts people wouldnt buy it. Do you not realize you are the lowest common denominator of the human race, constantly falling for the same practical joke for centuries.
As I've just said: the world has test-driven the Bible. A few poor pioneers a few hundred years ago decided to test-drive a God-based nation. Can you guess who they were? Their names were George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin. And the nation was..... the United States of America. I'd say that little "test drive" worked out fairly well, wouldn't you?

Friend, you seem to be bitter and full of anger. We are here to introduce you to Jesus, the (usually) loving God that has crafted you in His Image. Please try to relax and have a rational conversation. Throwing about profanity will merely get you talked to like a child. Let's be grown-ups and start from scratch. Tell us a bit about yourself and how you came to hate Jesus so much!


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-23-2012, 03:24 PM

Yes, yes it is a cult.
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Yes, yes it is a cult.
Do you have any proof or a particular reason you've arrived at this conclusion? Or is it what you choose to believe because the Bible doesn't make you feel good about yourself and your sinful lifestyle?


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-23-2012, 05:15 PM

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If this was a cult, I would have been kicked out long ago- When I was foolish, impulsive, and thoughtless.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-23-2012, 06:14 PM

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Yes, yes it is a cult.
Maybe in your own little world you get to assert things and nobody challenges them and you can pretend that they are true but here you are dealing with True Christians™ who will call you out every time and ask you where in God's word you found inspiration for your opinion.



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