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OMG, this is wierd! XD -
12-24-2007, 03:34 AM
2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
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Re: OMG, this is wierd! XD -
12-24-2007, 03:40 AM
We go by the KJV1611 - the Real Word of GOD. Not the "New" KJV, which is just a trap set by the Devil himself or possibly Jews. So actually that verse should read:
23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. (2 Kings 2:23-24)
Please be sure you don't make this mistake again.
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Re: OMG, this is wierd! XD -
12-24-2007, 03:56 AM
Well, that's close enough! Know any other weird verses?
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Re: OMG, this is wierd! XD -
12-24-2007, 04:02 AM
Close enough? Close enough to Hell's fires, maybe! You need to take that NKJV and cast it into the garbage can, my friend. There is no reason to take chances with your Eternal Soul. It isn't too late to ask your family for a good sturdy KJV1611 as a Christmas gift. Jesus will be pleased.
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Re: OMG, this is wierd! XD -
12-24-2007, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Scoobydude
Well, that's close enough! Know any other weird verses?
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How dare you accuse god's Holy Word of being "wierd!?"
Coming from a sodomite, that is quite the pot calling the kettle black, wouldn't you say, nancy?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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