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Default Homosexual Promiscuity - It's Worse Than You Thought - 06-23-2015, 11:35 PM

At first glance, the numbers might seem absurd. The aggresive fag mounting 20,000 fellow queers in his lifetime?

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Official survey after official survey had shown that homosexuals had an average of 500-1,000 partners in their sexually active lifetime, and that some had as many as 20,000. One wonders how they found time for anything else.

The wages of promiscuity is deadly disease. It is now at last admitted, even in official circles, that HIV is chiefly a disease of homosexuals and drug-abusers -- and that a far greater percentage of homosexuals than heterosexuals do drugs.
If one does the math and assumes that a male homosexual is only sexually active between 20-60 years of age (a conservative assumption indeed), this means 40 years of mud-packing gaiety, well under 2 anonymous sissy-trysts per day. Anyone that has ever chosen to be queer knows this is ridiculous.

Although I curtailed my fagging after only 20 years (by the grace of Jesus Christ), 2 anal conquests per day would have been a slow day, or I might have been sick with disease, or sleeping after 4-days of nonstop meth-fueled gay orgies in flop houses.

The sin of homosexuality is much like the sin of alcoholism; the drunk can never have just one drink, and the homo will never be satisfied with just one rectum. A typical day in my gay life, when I hated God, would include coupling with an average of 3-4 strangers. My best days, 6-7.

So while I disagree with Christoper's low-ball estimation of just how much corn-holing takes place each day, I do agree with his defense of God-loving Christians that attempt to save the gay from himself.

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She is a Christian, so she is well used to the ancient theology that draws a clear distinction between hating the sin and loving the sinner. The key point she makes over and over again is that educating potential homosexuals in the medical dangers of their deathstyle will benefit the homosexual community first and foremost.
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Default Re: Homosexual Promiscuity - It's Worse Than You Thought - 06-24-2015, 02:45 AM

Most are recruited at 6 or 7 and continue until death, which occurs around age 45 on average. So your estimate of 40 years of continuous buggery seems solid. I would like to add that however they may advertise themselves on hook-up apps, homosexuals prefer to be the receptive partner in their gruesome, unnatural brand of coitus. Playing this role requires little energy and it is common for these men to take several dozen "loads" while draped across a bar or sofa. At larger orgies, the hungriest bottoms may accomodate hundreds of throbbing pork swords in a day, until their stomachs are swollen with man-seed and their anuses resemble onion rings left out in the rain. Thus the actual figures may be incalculable.


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Default Re: Homosexual Promiscuity - It's Worse Than You Thought - 06-24-2015, 09:18 AM

As a former diesel mechanic, I am struck with awe at God's creation of the rectum and its ability to withstand the piston pounding and constant thrusting that the homers put it to. If this is not proof of God's existence, I don't know what is.


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Default Re: Homosexual Promiscuity - It's Worse Than You Thought - 06-24-2015, 05:20 PM

Thank you, Jesus!

I can definitely testify on the Miraculous and Saving Works of the Lord on this socially destructive Democratic pet issue! Considering the rampant lies of liberal media (Huffington Post), I'm sure they've well underestimated that 20,000 figure as not to make all their GAYSEXUAL readers appear too indiscriminate and promiscuous.

With only Satan's folly and pure carnal pleasures in mind, I agree with Bro. Harold. Abandoning all discretion as I headed out, there was no telling how many victims I would hope to recruit and prey on. As an ex-homer myself, after any productively sinful night, which was almost every night, I would be afraid to stand for fear that my insides would just slip right out.

Now that I went Straight-4-Jesus®, in addition to the amount of time I save, I don't have to worry about reconditioning leather garments and articles, maintaining an entire steamer trunk full of silicon products, in addition to a sizable portable party ready dufflebag, or even properly cleaning and treating everything to prevent break down. Honestly, I don't even wonder where any missing items that weren't tied down might have simply fallen into, or even how I might walk for a couple days. Not to mention, all that money I used to spend on things to stuff inside bungholes goes directly to Jesus in my tithes!

Thanks to the 12-Steps Out of Homosexuality, and the perfect Word as it was written by God (KJV 1611), I prefer to be perpetually in Christ instead of other men's bungholes! "Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new." (2 Corinthians 5:17)

Today, most of the silicon products I buy are fishing lures and dazzling colored kitchenware. I'm homo-free, and a living example of the real man designed by God that I was created to be!

Come quickly, sweet Jesus!

Yours in Christ - always,

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Default Re: Homosexual Promiscuity - It's Worse Than You Thought - 06-25-2015, 12:23 AM

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The sin of homosexuality is much like the sin of alcoholism; the drunk can never have just one drink, and the homo will never be satisfied with just one rectum. A typical day in my gay life, when I hated God, would include coupling with an average of 3-4 strangers. My best days, 6-7.

So while I disagree with Christoper's low-ball estimation of just how much corn-holing takes place each day, I do agree with his defense of God-loving Christians that attempt to save the gay from himself.
It is our ever vigilant commitment to the Truth that enables True Christians™ to continue standing on this moral high ground against the works of Satan and his dupes. No sooner is one of these sodomite celebrations shut down then another grows in some otherwise quiet, unsuspecting place. They're getting far more bold these days, which is a concern for anyone who truly loves America and Freedom.

Brother, I know it's been some time since you were a recruiter for the Gay Agenda, but when I came across this photo in the church library, I was struck with how bold this contest was. Can you shed some light on this? How common were these events, and do they still go on today?



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