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Default 50 Shades of Filth - 02-12-2015, 09:23 PM

Is there no end to the perversion being heaped on decent folk as a consequence of the filthy (and very badly written, or so I am told) book "50 Shades of Grey"?

First, we have Fox News reporting that innocent children in Pennsylvania are being given word puzzles based on the book.

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The students in Monessen were given puzzles based on "Fifty Shades of Grey" that contained terms including "spanking," ''submissive," ''leather cuffs" and "bondage." Other words on the list were more explicit.
Meanwhile in Godless Britain (Ephesians 4:19) staff at B&Q (a sort of hardware/home decorating/electrical warehouse for people who are too cheap to hire professionals to maintain their property) have been instructed to read the book and prepare for a massive rise in demand for rope, cable ties and tape when the movie is released.

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A leaked memo reveals that workers at the DIY chain have been asked to prepare themselves for "sensitive" customer questions about such products, which could be used in sexual role play.

The memo, circulated to the DIY store's entire 20,887 workforce at 359 stores, is titled: "Staff Briefing – Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries."

It says copies of the erotic novel will be delivered to each store and can then be lent to staff on a one week basis.

Staff are urged to familiarise themselves with the book and to deal with any related queries in a "polite, helpful and respectful manner".
Finally, the London Fire Brigade is expecting an increase in call-outs to deal with what they call embarrassing incidents caused by people trying to re-enact scenes from the movie!

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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-12-2015, 10:44 PM

Such filth is designed to normalize sexual perversion in mainstream society by bombarding us with it on a regular basis, especially to children. Pornography has the same effect on the brain as crack, so children do not have much of a chance against its poison. The sexually immoral will go to Hell as 1 Corinthians 12 tells us.


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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-13-2015, 05:05 AM

In godless England there is no shortage of perverts and sinners. This hotel manager chose to offend Jesus by replacing the Holy Bible with copies of this 50 shades of degeneracy. All of the American hotel guests (Christians one and all) promptly left the hotel and told the manager off.

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UK Hotel Manager Who Replaced Bible With 'Fifty Shades' Novel Calls Response 'Un-Christian'

A British hotel manager who earlier this month announced his plan to replace copies of the Gideon Bible with the erotic novel "Fifty Shades of Grey" in guest rooms has written a blog post bemoaning the backlash he has received.

In his personal blog Slow Life, Wayne Bartholomew, General Manager of Damson Dene Hotel in Cumbria, Northwest England, wrote that he has received an array of responses regarding his choice to put "Fifty Shades of Grey" in all 40 of his hotel rooms.

"I don't think for a minute that this very un-Christian combination of lies, threats and intimidation is in any way typical of the average American," Bartholomew wrote, explaining that he found Americans to be far more offended by his switch than local British folks.

Bartholomew went on to say that he was called a "puppet of Satan" by some Americans leaving comments on the Damson Dene Hotel website.

"In England the response has been overwhelmingly favorable. Everyone to whom I've told the story has roared with laughter, whatever their religious beliefs," he wrote.

"It's been a fascinating glimpse into life in America. I love that country, but I have to say, I'm glad I'm here," he added.

Bartholomew announced his decision to replace the Gideon Bible with "Fifty Shades of Grey" in early July. The book, by E.L. James, is an erotic novel which explores the sexual relationship between a college student and a controlling older man. The book exhibits themes of sadism and bondage.

"Tonight millions of women will be curling up in bed with a good book and you can bet your life it won't be the Bible. More likely than not it will be 'Fifty Shades of Grey.' I haven't read the book yet – I'm not in the target audience – but I'm told it's a ripping good yarn and everyone who's in the target audience loves it," Bartholomew wrote in a July 13 blog post, announcing his plans to place the erotic novel in his hotel.

"This made me wonder about the sense of providing a book, the Gideon Bible which no one reads, and many dislike, in the bedside cabinet of our hotel bedrooms, instead of a book which everyone wants to read, such as 'Fifty Shades of Grey,'" he added.

Although Bartholomew contends that the controversial experiment has been very successful, it still sparked outrage among the community.

"It is a great shame that bibles have been removed from rooms and very inappropriate to have been replaced by an explicit erotic novel," local Reverend Michael Woodcock told The Telegraph.
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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-13-2015, 11:42 AM

It gets worse! They're marketing it to children with a Lego version



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I am certainly NOT clicking on that, Brother Jim!

One of the aspects of this story that concerns me is that B&Q, the DIY store which is forcing its staff to read this book, employs mainly geriatrics. Here is a story about one of their employees who was aged 91 when the article was written (though that was in 2006, so he's probably long-dead by now). It makes good economic sense to hire people past retirement age, who will work for minimum wage without any social security costs to the employer. I'm sure Free Market Fred understands the finer points.

The thing is, are these old codgers equipped to deal with the shock of enforced pornography-reading? And what about having to deal with the hordes of porn-addicted moviegoers who will plague them with requests for bondage items? I foresee an outbreak of heart-attacks and strokes reducing the availability of such employees, greatly to the detriment of B&Q's profits.

B&Q is a subsidiary of Kingfisher plc, and my husband says that anyone who has that stock in his portfolio might want to look at getting shot of it.


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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-13-2015, 05:11 PM

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Is there no end to the perversion being heaped on decent folk as a consequence of the filthy (and very badly written, or so I am told) book "50 Shades of Grey"?

First, we have Fox News reporting that innocent children in Pennsylvania are being given word puzzles based on the book.

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Finally, the London Fire Brigade is expecting an increase in call-outs to deal with what they call embarrassing incidents caused by people trying to re-enact scenes from the movie!

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I thought I could comment on this since I'm from Britain myself.
What I have to say may shock you and disgust you I do apologize in advance.
Some Brits may find this book on the tame side. Apparently ( so I've heard) they're is a lot more sinful and perverse activity going on in England that makes the acts in this book seem like a slushy romance.
Dare I say there is even clubs were you can participate in similar activities with groups of other young people and whole shops dedicated to buying such supplies so couples may engage in their own acts of perversion. These things have been happening long before the book was even written. So I've heard anyway.


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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-13-2015, 05:39 PM

I for one have no idea why a Christian man would want to go anywhere near a lady's lower Venusian furrow unless for procreation.

A female's ugly cloaca is no concern of a decent man.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-14-2015, 06:21 AM

I believe these English types have a euphemism called "English Instruction" that is somehow connected to the use of riding crops used in their popular equestrian activities.

The only good I see coming out of all of this is the reintroduction of the True Christian™ practice of disciplining and spanking of wives that has become an object of derision from the feminazis.


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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-14-2015, 10:46 AM

This is truly a terrible movie due to the portrayal of abusive relationships as 'se*y' or 'romantic'. Saddened to see it in as many theaters as it is.


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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-14-2015, 04:06 PM

From what I've heard, this movie is disgusting. Apparently, it was originally Twilight fanfiction that had to be edited before it could be published in order to avoid copyright issues. It's as if the author wanted to spit in Baby Jesus' eye by writing it and then a publisher decided to go a step farther and slap God in the face by getting it published. The fact that this piece of vile filth has been turned into a movie just goes to show that Hollywood will stop at nothing to hurt God and Jesus' feelings.


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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-15-2015, 06:02 PM

As I stated 2 years ago, God hates the BDSM cult and it has to be banned. What part of this did the makers of 50 Shades of Sin not understand? Besides endorsing sodomy and fornication, they make a mockery out of True Christian™ domestic discipline
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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-16-2015, 08:48 PM

Brothers and Sisters, even in Glasgow (a Scotch catlick town of no importance) this movie proved too disgusting for the locals, leading to vomiting in the aisles and general mayhem.

It seems that there was a special Valentine's Day showing of this movie for the local sluts and whores. When a man asked a group of women to be quiet, one of them reacted by attacking him with a bottle.

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Three women were arrested at the Grosvenor cinema on Saturday night, during a particularly rowdy screening which saw people vomiting in the aisles. It's thought an argument erupted after a man asked a group of women to be quiet. Following the altercation, staff were left to wipe the blood off the seats before the next showing....

It’s a cinema where you can buy drink. Only in Glasgow are police called to the cinema.
Only in Glasgow do women drink out of bottles, rather than out of dainty glasses with straws and parasols, and then use them to attack men who have (perfectly reasonably) asked them to be less screechy.

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Meanwhile at another cinema in Glasgow, Cineworld on Renfrew Street, staff were searching people's handbags prior to entry to screenings, though it is not known what for.
Let's hazard a guess - bottles of gin, handcuffs and cable ties?


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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-16-2015, 09:47 PM

According to an article that I read a few days ago and can therefore no longer find, Malaysia has banned this movie because it is filthy and encourages sin. If only America would do the same.


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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-16-2015, 10:52 PM

I bravely researched this Satanic film and found no less than 546 instances of clear demonic possession potential in what was going on. My pen could barely keep up as I took notes. My full report will be with Pastor Ezekiel in due course, but suffice to say, the way that man was beating that woman was not in a way a True Christian™ man would beat his wife.

True Christian men should beat their wives soundly for even mentioning this film. It is a disgrace. Any other men of Landover who would like to compare notes, please contact me and we will arrange a meeting - strictly men only!

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Default Re: 50 Shades of Filth - 02-17-2015, 03:55 AM

I would urge all True Christians™ to watch this video presentation. Very important information.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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