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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? -
11-17-2007, 02:55 AM
You want to beat a toddler?Children cant be gay,they arnt sexually attracted to anything.Why would you beat a innocent child?In the name of god?What makes the devil worse.You....you people...The next babtist I see I beating....You tell your friends the devils coming,and hells coming with me.
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? -
11-17-2007, 04:02 AM
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You want to beat a toddler?Children cant be gay,they arnt sexually attracted to anything.Why would you beat a innocent child?In the name of god?What makes the devil worse.You....you people...The next babtist I see I beating....You tell your friends the devils coming,and hells coming with me.
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You don't scare us friend. That's why we live in a gated community here in Freehold, Iowa. To keep viscous anti-Christian thugs away from us.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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11-17-2007, 04:59 AM
Im not anti christian,Im anti baby beating.Plus gated communties arent that hard to get into,but Its not worth the effort you living in iowa and all.Wait,do all of you live in iowa?
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11-17-2007, 06:07 AM
Just make sure you don't make hand to buttocks contact with the child. Use an instrument to instill discipline. Such as a wooden paddle with hole drilled it it or a burlap sack filled with door knobs.
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11-18-2007, 07:28 PM
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You want to beat a toddler?Children cant be gay,they arnt sexually attracted to anything.Why would you beat a innocent child?In the name of god?What makes the devil worse.You....you people...The next babtist I see I beating....You tell your friends the devils coming,and hells coming with me.
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You couldn't BE more wrong!
Here is evidence of a GODLESS chink baby trying to give a slobberly knob job to a door stopper.
Now, you tell me that this child is NOT going to grow up to be a homer with demons in his colon.
You unsaved idiots KILL me! How can you BE so STUPID?
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11-18-2007, 09:21 PM
I woulda thought it's a bit risky all this steering children away from becoming a homosexual. I mean if you lot really don't want your children to be gay then by banning all things that might incur homosexuality you might end up making it too 'forbidden'. And often forbidden things are the things people want most. So you should be very careful you don't create temptation along with the trained anti-gay rituals.
um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? -
11-18-2007, 11:18 PM
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You couldn't BE more wrong!
Here is evidence of a GODLESS chink baby trying to give a slobberly knob job to a door stopper.
Now, you tell me that this child is NOT going to grow up to be a homer with demons in his colon.
You unsaved idiots KILL me! How can you BE so STUPID?
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Wench! How dare you speak to a man like that?!
You should be making me a sammich not posting against men. (or at least that is what this forum preaches.)
Then why don't we just get babies portable v****s to suck on, maybe then they won't be gay in the future.
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11-19-2007, 05:39 AM
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Plus gated communties arent that hard to get into,but Its not worth the effort you living in iowa and all.Wait,do all of you live in iowa?
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This one is. There are high walls, electric fences, razor wire, armed guards, security cameras, sensors of all kinds, and much more that is classified surrounding our community. No intruder has ever made it more than 10 feet inside the walls before being taken care of and most are taken care of before they even come close to getting through the first barrier.
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Wench! How dare you speak to a man like that?!
You should be making me a sammich not posting against men. (or at least that is what this forum preaches.)
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HOW DARE YOU TALK TO SISTER BTB LIKE THAT!! SHE IS A VERY GODLY WOMAN WHO OBEYS THE MEN SHE IS SUPPOSED TO OBEY!! Pastor Zeke is going to be very upset when he finds out you're talking to his betrothed like that.
Nowhere in the Bible does it tell women to obey every man who comes along. The Bible tells women to obey their fathers, husbands, preachers, etc. I doubt you're a real man anyway, real men love JESUS.
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Then why don't we just get babies portable v****s to suck on, maybe then they won't be gay in the future.
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I'm certain I don't even want to know what you're talking about.
Homerism is primarily caused by demons infesting the colon. A good beating will send those demons running.
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11-19-2007, 05:44 AM
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Homerism is primarily caused by demons infesting the colon. A good beating will send those demons running.
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Wow...That is the single most retarded thing I have ever heard...ever!
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12-05-2007, 05:57 AM
you do realize that a toddler cant be gay, because they havent developed the proper "equipment" to know who theyre attracted to
and also, the difference between a pink and blue toy leans more toward being transgender, not gay
the only real way to tell if a kid is gay is to wait, and if you want to stop him after that, then more power to you, but beating a toddler to get the gay away isnt smart
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12-05-2007, 03:57 PM
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you do realize that a toddler cant be gay, because they havent developed the proper "equipment" to know who theyre attracted to
and also, the difference between a pink and blue toy leans more toward being transgender, not gay
the only real way to tell if a kid is gay is to wait, and if you want to stop him after that, then more power to you, but beating a toddler to get the gay away isnt smart
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Friend, if we wait till the kid's chewing on real-life tallywhackers it may be too late. Think of how we're fighting the terrorists in Iraq so we don't have to fight them over here, it's the exact same principle.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? -
12-06-2007, 12:25 AM
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...but beating a toddler to get the gay away isnt smart
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Homersexualism is caused for the most part by a demon infestation and beating the toddler will get those demons out. That is why beating toddlers like that is a good idea, it frees them from demons.
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? -
12-08-2007, 10:30 PM
well, if you think your child is gay and want to beat them to prevent it, I fully support you
just realize that the color pink and soccer have nothing to do with homosexuality
i'm gay, and I despise the color pink, and hate soccer, and am actually a football player in my highschool
american football too
pink has to do with being transgender, and im not sure WHERE you got the idea of soccer having something to do with homosexuality, unless you look at the fact that most Europeans fit an american standard for being gay, whether they are or not
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? -
12-08-2007, 11:20 PM
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well, if you think your child is gay and want to beat them to prevent it, I fully support you
just realize that the color pink and soccer have nothing to do with homosexuality
i'm gay, and I despise the color pink, and hate soccer, and am actually a football player in my highschool
american football too
pink has to do with being transgender, and im not sure WHERE you got the idea of soccer having something to do with homosexuality, unless you look at the fact that most Europeans fit an american standard for being gay, whether they are or not
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We don't care if you dislike pink and soccer, Sweet Baby Jesus will strike you down just like HE did those homers from Pokeback Mounting (and they were the butch type). Anyway, I do feel someone should contact your school and ask them to warn the other boys about your presence in the locker room. I certainly wouldn't want my son showering with you!
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? -
12-09-2007, 01:24 AM
they all know already, sorry, and my school has separate showers, and even if they didn't, I wouldn't make passes at any of them, they're all straight, and I respect that decision
besides, you cant MAKE someone gay, so why would I be making passes at them anyway?
you really shouldn't stereotype the entire gay community based on a few bad eggs from the seventies
hell, if I did that about Christians, I wouldn't be here talking to you now
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12-09-2007, 01:38 AM
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they all know already, sorry, and my school has separate showers, and even if they didn't, I wouldn't make passes at any of them, they're all straight, and I respect that decision
besides, you cant MAKE someone gay, so why would I be making passes at them anyway?
you really shouldn't stereotype the entire gay community based on a few bad eggs from the seventies
hell, if I did that about Christians, I wouldn't be here talking to you now
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Why should you queers get the special priviledges of having your own seperate showers? If I paid taxes (which I don't, thank you Jesus!) I would be outraged.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? -
12-09-2007, 02:09 AM
uhhh, we don't?
I meant everyone has a separate shower, no one showers together
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Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? -
12-14-2007, 11:56 AM
Let the boy be gay! What does it matter, as long as he's happy.
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12-14-2007, 12:02 PM
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Let the boy be gay! What does it matter, as long as he's happy.
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What a hateful, cruel thing to say. Those babies will be condemned to an eternity in a lake of fire!
Do you twist the heads off kittens for fun?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-14-2007, 12:07 PM
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What a hateful, cruel thing to say. Those babies will be condemned to an eternity in a lake of fire!
Do you twist the heads off kittens for fun?
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I do appologize, I didn't see it that way. Thank you for putting me straight, dear father.
Beat the kid!
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