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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 11-17-2007, 02:55 AM

You want to beat a toddler?Children cant be gay,they arnt sexually attracted to anything.Why would you beat a innocent child?In the name of god?What makes the devil worse.You....you people...The next babtist I see I beating....You tell your friends the devils coming,and hells coming with me.
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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 11-17-2007, 04:02 AM

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You want to beat a toddler?Children cant be gay,they arnt sexually attracted to anything.Why would you beat a innocent child?In the name of god?What makes the devil worse.You....you people...The next babtist I see I beating....You tell your friends the devils coming,and hells coming with me.
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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 11-17-2007, 04:59 AM

Im not anti christian,Im anti baby beating.Plus gated communties arent that hard to get into,but Its not worth the effort you living in iowa and all.Wait,do all of you live in iowa?
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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 11-17-2007, 06:07 AM

Just make sure you don't make hand to buttocks contact with the child. Use an instrument to instill discipline. Such as a wooden paddle with hole drilled it it or a burlap sack filled with door knobs.
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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 11-18-2007, 07:28 PM

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You want to beat a toddler?Children cant be gay,they arnt sexually attracted to anything.Why would you beat a innocent child?In the name of god?What makes the devil worse.You....you people...The next babtist I see I beating....You tell your friends the devils coming,and hells coming with me.
You couldn't BE more wrong!

Here is evidence of a GODLESS chink baby trying to give a slobberly knob job to a door stopper.

Now, you tell me that this child is NOT going to grow up to be a homer with demons in his colon.



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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 11-18-2007, 09:21 PM

I woulda thought it's a bit risky all this steering children away from becoming a homosexual. I mean if you lot really don't want your children to be gay then by banning all things that might incur homosexuality you might end up making it too 'forbidden'. And often forbidden things are the things people want most. So you should be very careful you don't create temptation along with the trained anti-gay rituals.


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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 11-18-2007, 11:18 PM

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You couldn't BE more wrong!

Here is evidence of a GODLESS chink baby trying to give a slobberly knob job to a door stopper.

Now, you tell me that this child is NOT going to grow up to be a homer with demons in his colon.



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Then why don't we just get babies portable v****s to suck on, maybe then they won't be gay in the future.

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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 11-19-2007, 05:39 AM

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Plus gated communties arent that hard to get into,but Its not worth the effort you living in iowa and all.Wait,do all of you live in iowa?
This one is. There are high walls, electric fences, razor wire, armed guards, security cameras, sensors of all kinds, and much more that is classified surrounding our community. No intruder has ever made it more than 10 feet inside the walls before being taken care of and most are taken care of before they even come close to getting through the first barrier.

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I'm certain I don't even want to know what you're talking about.

Homerism is primarily caused by demons infesting the colon. A good beating will send those demons running.


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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 11-19-2007, 05:44 AM

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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 12-05-2007, 05:57 AM

you do realize that a toddler cant be gay, because they havent developed the proper "equipment" to know who theyre attracted to
and also, the difference between a pink and blue toy leans more toward being transgender, not gay
the only real way to tell if a kid is gay is to wait, and if you want to stop him after that, then more power to you, but beating a toddler to get the gay away isnt smart
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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 12-05-2007, 03:57 PM

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you do realize that a toddler cant be gay, because they havent developed the proper "equipment" to know who theyre attracted to
and also, the difference between a pink and blue toy leans more toward being transgender, not gay
the only real way to tell if a kid is gay is to wait, and if you want to stop him after that, then more power to you, but beating a toddler to get the gay away isnt smart
Friend, if we wait till the kid's chewing on real-life tallywhackers it may be too late. Think of how we're fighting the terrorists in Iraq so we don't have to fight them over here, it's the exact same principle.


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...but beating a toddler to get the gay away isnt smart
Homersexualism is caused for the most part by a demon infestation and beating the toddler will get those demons out. That is why beating toddlers like that is a good idea, it frees them from demons.


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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 12-08-2007, 10:30 PM

well, if you think your child is gay and want to beat them to prevent it, I fully support you
just realize that the color pink and soccer have nothing to do with homosexuality
i'm gay, and I despise the color pink, and hate soccer, and am actually a football player in my highschool
american football too
pink has to do with being transgender, and im not sure WHERE you got the idea of soccer having something to do with homosexuality, unless you look at the fact that most Europeans fit an american standard for being gay, whether they are or not
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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 12-08-2007, 11:20 PM

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well, if you think your child is gay and want to beat them to prevent it, I fully support you
just realize that the color pink and soccer have nothing to do with homosexuality
i'm gay, and I despise the color pink, and hate soccer, and am actually a football player in my highschool
american football too
pink has to do with being transgender, and im not sure WHERE you got the idea of soccer having something to do with homosexuality, unless you look at the fact that most Europeans fit an american standard for being gay, whether they are or not
We don't care if you dislike pink and soccer, Sweet Baby Jesus will strike you down just like HE did those homers from Pokeback Mounting (and they were the butch type). Anyway, I do feel someone should contact your school and ask them to warn the other boys about your presence in the locker room. I certainly wouldn't want my son showering with you!


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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 12-09-2007, 01:24 AM

they all know already, sorry, and my school has separate showers, and even if they didn't, I wouldn't make passes at any of them, they're all straight, and I respect that decision
besides, you cant MAKE someone gay, so why would I be making passes at them anyway?
you really shouldn't stereotype the entire gay community based on a few bad eggs from the seventies
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they all know already, sorry, and my school has separate showers, and even if they didn't, I wouldn't make passes at any of them, they're all straight, and I respect that decision
besides, you cant MAKE someone gay, so why would I be making passes at them anyway?
you really shouldn't stereotype the entire gay community based on a few bad eggs from the seventies
hell, if I did that about Christians, I wouldn't be here talking to you now
Why should you queers get the special priviledges of having your own seperate showers? If I paid taxes (which I don't, thank you Jesus!) I would be outraged.


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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 12-09-2007, 02:09 AM

uhhh, we don't?
I meant everyone has a separate shower, no one showers together
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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 12-14-2007, 11:56 AM

Let the boy be gay! What does it matter, as long as he's happy.
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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 12-14-2007, 12:02 PM

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Let the boy be gay! What does it matter, as long as he's happy.
What a hateful, cruel thing to say. Those babies will be condemned to an eternity in a lake of fire!

Do you twist the heads off kittens for fun?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How to Spank a Gay Toddler? - 12-14-2007, 12:07 PM

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What a hateful, cruel thing to say. Those babies will be condemned to an eternity in a lake of fire!

Do you twist the heads off kittens for fun?

I do appologize, I didn't see it that way. Thank you for putting me straight, dear father.


Beat the kid!
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