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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
10-31-2011, 10:06 AM
Argumentum ad nauseum.
You're the one making the big claim that the Bible is a story book. Your proof is little more than circular logic based on poor understanding of God's word in its entirety while cherry picking something you think backs you up. The fact you are not responding to anything I actually typed but just regurgitating the same old tired nonsense we've seen a hundred times before isn't making you look smart.
You might be able to run rings round your poor public school students with your poor arguments based on your opinion and no evidence but we at Landover know your type of old.
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10-31-2011, 07:02 PM
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Go easy on him, RP.
Compost Composer here is calling the Bible a storybook only because he has no idea he's been duped by infidels like Dawkins and Hitchins and has been wined and dined into accepting filacio-obsessed atheist philosophy. He hasn't a clue that he's simply regurgitating godless filth-losophy to hear himself talk--and to impress his "students."
What a pathetic unsaved™ loser who has no idea he can't come up with a single idea all his own.
Hell is for you, Compostman.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
10-31-2011, 09:12 PM
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My students and I laugh at your combined pitiful inability to legitimately support your religious claims.
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I do hope you are not a teacher of any noteworthy school. Your resolute need to dismiss theology without looking at any benefits of religion is truly ghastly. Even if you are a disbelieving heathen, there is still a theoretical reward religion has to offer to people (A guideline for morality, as an example). Also your constant use of "LOL" is quite unbecoming.
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You wrote in part: " The Bible elsewhere identifies Satan with the serpent in this story. In Revelation 12:9 and 20:2, he is called "that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan. "
What you typical false teachers always miss is telling Story book biblical truth. e.g. NB: Rev. 12:9 Story book actually states -
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. (Rev. 12:9) KJV Story book (My RED emphasis!)
Your claims immediately fail because the text I bolded in RED, DOES NOT legitimately fit to your premiss and we know why your premiss fails because -
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. (1 Tim. 2:14) KJV Story book
Hence ' that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, . . . . ' of Rev. 12:9 ' that deceiveth the whole world ' CAN NOT therefore be nor equal in identity to the Serpent of Genesis - Eden, that actually failed to ' deceive the whole world ' even when it consisted of only Adam & Eve; as proved by 1 Tim. 2:14!
Your ministry is a proven lie and a sham using your own Story book itself!. LOL!
QED
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Might I remind you that interpretation of the bible is subjective upon the specific religious sect you are talking to. For example, some may extrapolate from that a clearly metaphorical interpretation wherein the the terminology "deceivieth the world" could lend itself to meaning something of pure evil. The Devil's purpose is simply to cause chaos and deceit. It doesn't take a genius to draw any number of parallels between metaphors and the book of revelations.
Another parallel you could draw is the fact that Adam WAS deceived by-proxy of the woman. Hence, the Devil did, in fact, deceive Adam. If you consider (from a philosophical perspective) the possibility of "Satan" being an absolute of evil, then he did inflict the deceit as suggested by Rev 12:9. Think causality.
One last thing I would like to leave you with. The definition of "faith".
Faith (as per Dictionary.com):
2) belief that is not based on proof.
The whole concept of theology is believing in something greater than yourself. An idea that guides you to becoming a better human being (and being saved in the afterlife, of course). Faith is not something you can prove.
Yours in Christ,
Bob
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
10-31-2011, 09:42 PM
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Hence ' that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, . . . . ' of Rev. 12:9 ' that deceiveth the whole world ' CAN NOT therefore be nor equal in identity to the Serpent of Genesis - Eden, that actually failed to ' deceive the whole world ' even when it consisted of only Adam & Eve; as proved by 1 Tim. 2:14!
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Sorry for the double posts. I would like to make one last point... You are completely taking that verse out of context. They are speaking on a single incident. If you consider the fact that Adam and Eve lived long, healthy lives -- I can assure you, there were multiple opportunities for sin during their lifetimes. Additionally, that specific cherry picked verse is not saying that Adam was not deceived during his whole life. But rather saying that, in that single instance, he was not the one who fell for the tricks of the serpent.
Timothy 2:13-14
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13)For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14)And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
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I do hope you decide to cast your demons out and repent in the name of the Lord. Only the blood of Christ can wash away your sins. And seeing as how you have committed a large amount of blasphemy within the last few hours, I think it would behoove you to seek forgiveness.
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10-31-2011, 09:48 PM
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Lots of sense.
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You're wasting your time on this one. He doesn't actually read anything. What he instead does is quote from Dawkins and so on regardless of what has just been said and act as if he has scored some point by using someone else's ideas instead of tapping on a keyboard from his own mind.
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10-31-2011, 09:52 PM
GLORY Pastor Ed!
What better way is there to wake up than a loud and proud cock wanting your attention at the crack of dawn?!
Even though they can be messy and annoying, they are still one of my....... and GOD'S Favorite creatures!
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
10-31-2011, 09:55 PM
Hey Composter!
Where and what do you "teach" friend? We get many people here claiming inflated credentials, so if you would please send a copy of your certifications and employment history to a senior pastor, that would clear things up.
Thank you!
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10-31-2011, 10:00 PM
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GLORY Pastor Ed!
What better way is there to wake up than and loud and proud cock wanting your attention at the crack of dawn?!
Even though they can be messy and annoying, they are still on of my and GOD'S Favorite creatures.
Blessings!
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Glory Sister Thumper, the Cock of the Lord is calling for attention and He WILL NOT be denied. Only a fool or an atheist would do that! Come the hear after unbelieving scum will have to wrap their lips around that fact. GLORY!
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
10-31-2011, 11:17 PM
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Thank you for confirming your ineptitude and false beliefs based upon your circular = flawed reasoning!
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Yes, but the circle is famously the most perfect shape in all of geometry, so if the Lord has blessed us with an argument that resembles a circle, then that is just another proof of His Love for us. Also note how the three proofs of our circular argument resemble the three elements of the Holy Trinity.
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Much smarter than you proven -
1. Story book jesus' frauds!
2. Your prayers, holy-spirit and god(s) combined have ALL failed you!
3. Your alleged trinitarian Story book god(s) lied and failed to support you despite the help along I gave you earlier -
And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. 14 If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do [it]. (John 14:13-14) KJV story book
If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you. (John 15:7) KJV story book
4. Your incessent quoting of proven failed Story book text as your so called legitimate evidence in lieu of a shred of legitimate credibility for your easily and unambiguously defeated cause. LOL!
5. Your minsitry here is a proven sham!
QED
Much much much much much much much better luck to you and yours next times IF you wish to try your luck against me again?
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What does any of this have to do with the roosters? Please do try to stay on topic, my friend.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-01-2011, 09:09 AM
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Another parallel you could draw is the fact that Adam WAS deceived by-proxy of the woman.
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Sadly for your failed Landover Cult ministry, your own Story book bible refutes you yet again -
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. (1 Tim. 2:14) KJV Story book
Much much better luck to you people at Landover next times you may want to try your luck against me again!
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-01-2011, 09:18 AM
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Argumentum ad nauseum.
You're the one making the big claim that the Bible is a story book. Your proof is little more than circular logic based on poor understanding of God's word in its entirety while cherry picking something you think backs you up. The fact you are not responding to anything I actually typed but just regurgitating the same old tired nonsense we've seen a hundred times before isn't making you look smart.
You might be able to run rings round your poor public school students with your poor arguments based on your opinion and no evidence but we at Landover know your type of old.
Enjoy Hell!
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You speak like the typical malignant sinner and fraudulent Story book jesus' believer that doesn't believe what the bible Story book says at all!
e.g. Why do you keep sinning and following time after time your own pitiful sinful and pathetic examples, when your Story book jesus says you shouldn't but instead ' . . . . leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps: . . . . (1 Pet. 2:21) KJV Story book
Much much much much better luck next times should you wish to try again?
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-01-2011, 09:44 AM
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You speak like the typical malignant sinner and fraudulent Story book jesus' believer that doesn't believe what the bible Story book says at all!
e.g. Why do you keep sinning and following time after time your own pitiful sinful and pathetic examples, when your Story book jesus says you shouldn't but instead ' . . . . leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps: . . . . (1 Pet. 2:21) KJV Story book
Much much much much better luck next times should you wish to try again?
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Why can't you just make a clear statement. You seem to come out with random words with no thought process. It is exceedingly tiresome,
YiC
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-01-2011, 09:53 AM
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Hey Composter!
Where and what do you "teach" friend? We get many people here claiming inflated credentials, so if you would please send a copy of your certifications and employment history to a senior pastor, that would clear things up.
Thank you!
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Your entire Senior Pastor's and their Cult ministry are already proven not worth a didly-squat according to me using their own preferred Story book!
1. Because they can't legitimately defeat me.
2. Because they are malignant sinners, thus Story book jesus' rejects pretending otherwise!
Try actually attempting to address my arguments and I'll see IF you or any others fare any better next times?
Bring along ALL your Super Senior pastors or whatever rank your Cult has determined for itself and they can also try for themselves against me!
So far the Tally remains
Genuine Story book bible jesus believers = zero!
Pretend Story book bible jesus' believers (including your malignant sinning Senior pastors) with proven 100% BS, and 100% failed arguments like yours and your Senior Pastors too cowardly to have appeared already and above or below in their rankness; either here at Landover baptist Cult or anywhere else. = 100%
Much much much much much better luck next times should you or your Senior pastors wish to try their luck against me again?
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-01-2011, 09:54 AM
Does anyone actually understand the point this so-called teacher is making?
He's saying that because I follow the Bible I therefore don't believe the Bible? Is that what he's saying? Why would anyone follow the Bible and yet not believe the Bible?
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Try actually attempting to address my arguments
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If you actually made a single argument then we'd gladly engage but, frankly, all you are doing is ranting, puffing yourself up and pasting stuff from atheist web sites. It's quite difficult to address anything you say because it all boils down to you vainly repeating that you think the Bible is a storybook over and over again.
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11-01-2011, 10:14 AM
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Your entire Senior Pastor's and their Cult ministry are already proven not worth a didly-squat according to me using their own preferred Story book!
1. Because they can't legitimately defeat me.
2. Because they are malignant sinners, thus Story book jesus' rejects pretending otherwise!
Try actually attempting to address my arguments and I'll see IF you or any others fare any better next times?
Bring along ALL your Super Senior pastors or whatever rank your Cult has determined for itself and they can also try for themselves against me!
So far the Tally remains
Genuine Story book bible jesus believers = zero!
Pretend Story book bible jesus' believers (including your malignant sinning Senior pastors) with proven 100% BS, and 100% failed arguments like yours and your Senior Pastors too cowardly to have appeared already and above or below in their rankness; either here at Landover baptist Cult or anywhere else. = 100%
Much much much much much better luck next times should you or your Senior pastors wish to try their luck against me again?
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Son, you sound like some retarded spam-bot using an outdated version of BabelFish typing on a Tilt-A-Whirl © after doing homo bellybutton shots of radiator hootch. You may think you are "winning" the intardnets, but in reality you are only securing an eternity of this:
<--- you
Please stop using drugs!!!
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11-01-2011, 12:07 PM
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Does anyone actually understand the point this so-called teacher is making?
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I am in exactly the same situation as he is. I don't know what he is talking about either.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-01-2011, 01:30 PM
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A rip-off of the Godly Version:
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-01-2011, 03:53 PM
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Sadly for your failed Landover Cult ministry, your own Story book bible refutes you yet again -
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. (1 Tim. 2:14) KJV Story book
Much much better luck to you people at Landover next times you may want to try your luck against me again!
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Of course Adam wasn't deceived by Eve, he was threatened with assault by her if he didn't eat the apple. Why else would a man listen to a woman?
But at Brother Temperance asked, what does this have to do with roosters? This topic is about the Lord's cock, please talk about that.
Are you just some atheist out to mock Christians?
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-01-2011, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Composer
Your entire Senior Pastor's and their Cult ministry are already proven not worth a didly-squat according to me using their own preferred Story book!
1. Because they can't legitimately defeat me.
2. Because they are malignant sinners, thus Story book jesus' rejects pretending otherwise!
Try actually attempting to address my arguments and I'll see IF you or any others fare any better next times?
Bring along ALL your Super Senior pastors or whatever rank your Cult has determined for itself and they can also try for themselves against me!
So far the Tally remains
Genuine Story book bible jesus believers = zero!
Pretend Story book bible jesus' believers (including your malignant sinning Senior pastors) with proven 100% BS, and 100% failed arguments like yours and your Senior Pastors too cowardly to have appeared already and above or below in their rankness; either here at Landover baptist Cult or anywhere else. = 100%
Much much much much much better luck next times should you or your Senior pastors wish to try their luck against me again?
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Composter, sit up, wipe your chin, and listen to me...
Adam was not deceived directly by Satan, but Eve was. Hence, I Timothy 2:14. It shouldn't be hard to understand, even for a Samuel Clemens-admiring, atheist boy-buggerer like yourself.
Now back to the subject at hand, what have you to say about the Lord's cock? Do you deny that the rooster is God's alarm clock? Please make your case.
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11-01-2011, 05:39 PM
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Much much better luck to you people at Landover next times you may want to try your luck against me again!
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No, not really. If you had read my previous posts you would see that I did, in fact, completely address your foolish claims. But enough of that, you are clearly incapable of logical reasoning.
(dictionary.com)
Delusions of Grandeur - noun - A delusion that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are.
Back on topic!
The sermon was great! It always astounds me how many ways God mysteriously works. Everything was put on this earth for a purpose.
As Genesis 1:26 eloquently puts it, everything was provided to man for us to have domination over. Roosters included! There is nothing better than waking up to the Godly sound of an awe-inspired rooster.
Yours in Christ,
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