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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-04-2013, 07:39 PM

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I wish I died those several times in the past almost getting run over by cars or trucks, I'm surprised I'm still alive.
Don't say such things! The eternal hellfire waiting for you isn't worth it!

Ecclesiastes 7:17 Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-04-2013, 07:44 PM

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I try so hard but I still haven't died but hopefully you can help with your offending words or get your God to kill me since left handers are apparently so evil compared to all the right handers who murder and steal because apparently thats perfectly fine.
Hi FleaLeo!

Just so you know, if you really pray hard enough, I'm sure God will answer your prayers! (John 15:16)

He is SO good!

Hopefully you will be hung from a tree for yours sins. You can only pray and pray, if that's what you really want! (Deuteronomy 21:22)

Just remember, you have to let God do it. (Exodus 20:13)

I'll be praying for you, too.

Yours in Christ!
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-04-2013, 07:50 PM

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Don't say such things! The eternal hellfire waiting for you after suicide is never worth it!

Ecclesiastes 7:17 Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?
So you don't believe in Ghost? Ones that get lost and roams as if they don't realize they are dead.

I think Hell would be better than God punishing me himself, if he really is cruel as you say. Why should I listen to you? You don't care if I go to Hell from the previous comments. Maybe my horrible nightmares will end. I wouldn't have to deal with people who mock me or push me around because I'm different.

Not like anyone would miss me anyway except my family if they even are my family, since apparently the Devil seems to be the issue with left handers. I'm sure that's what you want for us, to just die because we don't deserve anything.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-04-2013, 07:59 PM

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So you don't believe in Ghost? Ones that get lost and roams as if they don't realize they are dead.

I think Hell would be better than God punishing me himself, if he really is cruel as you say. Why should I listen to you? You don't care if I go to Hell from the previous comments. Maybe my horrible nightmares will end. I wouldn't have to deal with people who mock me or push me around because I'm different.

Not like anyone would miss me anyway except my family if they even are my family, since apparently the Devil seems to be the issue with left handers. I'm sure that's what you want for us, to just die because we don't deserve anything.
Who are we to oppose God's will? Of course you will go to Hell for your sodomies and your left-handed fornications. We couldn't stop God if we wanted to. But we are commanded to rejoice in the Lord always, and so we shall!

Still, if you choose to open your heart to Christ, let us know. That is what we are here for.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-04-2013, 08:11 PM

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Who are we to oppose God's will? Of course you will go to Hell for your sodomies and your left-handed fornications. We couldn't stop God if we wanted to. But we are commanded to rejoice in the Lord always, and so we shall!

Still, if you choose to open your heart to Christ, let us know. That is what we are here for.
Too late, I already read parts of the bible and how repulsive it is.
God is fine with slavery, sexism, he wants millions of innocent people to die.
Oh and I hope you don't work on the sabbath day or you'll have to be put to death aswell.

Like I said, I don't care if I end up in Hell cause it'll be much better where you lot are going if your cruel bible is true even though most of you have probably broke many of the rules after I read many horrible parts, I bet you beat your wifes to death if you ever have any because the bible says so.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-04-2013, 08:24 PM

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... just die because we don't deserve anything.
Praise JESUS! That is exactly what the Holy Bible says! You richly deserve to die a horrible death and be wadded up like a ball of garbage and sent down to hell, where you will be tortured in unspeakably painful ways for all eternity.

All because you were born dripping in sin.

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For the LORD is great, and greatly to be praised: he is to be feared above all gods.
Better repent now, before Jesus kills you and tosses you in hell. I hear satan has especially nasty tortures for wrong-handed gimps like you.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-04-2013, 08:53 PM

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Praise JESUS! That is exactly what the Holy Bible says! You richly deserve to die a horrible death and be wadded up like a ball of garbage and sent down to hell, where you will be tortured in unspeakably painful ways for all eternity.

All because you were born dripping in sin.



Better repent now, before Jesus kills you and tosses you in hell. I hear satan has especially nasty tortures for wrong-handed gimps like you.
So The Devil has nothing else to do but torture people, what if someone had something in common with him? Technically the Devil is good if he tortures people who do bad things such as himself, when he could use them to cause issues to the living people and making them suffer because apparently God won't stop us from doing anything, he hasn't done anything after creating everything except creating suffering over stupid things.
It's his problem that he created us, what is the point in living when you know that you're going to die in the end.

Also what if everything you believed in is wrong and you end up in Hell? How would you like it if you were the one burning because you didn't follow the rules to 'kill' homosexuals, left handers, people who work on the sabbath day. I bet you haven't killed them yet have you? Well you better then because the bible says you have to kill several innocent people or you're not a true Christian.

Until I have a near death experience to meet God and if he says that I should change, then I will, if he wanted me to change he would tell me. Until that happens I believe in my view on God as being kind and loving.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-04-2013, 09:01 PM

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Better repent now, before Jesus kills you and tosses you in hell. I hear satan has especially nasty tortures for wrong-handed gimps like you.
With any luck he'll be forced to continuously masturbate with his right hand non-stop for all eternity. When his hand is friction-burnt to the bone and his private parts look like those of a post-op transsexual, he will realise the error of his ways and beg for forgiveness. But, of course, it will be too late! And all because he snubbed Christ our Lord in his time here on earth.


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With any luck he'll be forced to continuously masturbate with his right hand non-stop for all eternity. When his hand is friction-burnt to the bone and his private parts look like those of a post-op transsexual, he will realise the error of his ways and beg for forgiveness. But, of course, it will be too late! And all because he snubbed Christ our Lord in his time here on earth.
I think you are mistaking me for a male or I'm guessing you're talking about yourself, if so then I feel sorry for your private parts because I know Christians love sex. I know I don't because I like being a virgin because I'm not tainted in sex and the sin lust. I hope you admit that you sin and not lie to God about it.
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I think you are mistaking me for a male or I'm guessing you're talking about yourself, if so then I feel sorry for your private parts because I know Christians love sex. I know I don't because I like being a virgin because I'm not tainted in sex and the sin lust. I hope you admit that you sin and not lie to God about it.
Wait? YOU'RE NOT A DUDE?

Sweet Jesus, does that mean you are a CROSS DRESSER?

Gross.
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I think you are mistaking me for a male or I'm guessing you're talking about yourself, if so then I feel sorry for your private parts because I know Christians love sex. I know I don't because I like being a virgin because I'm not tainted in sex and the sin lust. I hope you admit that you sin and not lie to God about it.
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I think it's called being gullible when you believe everything you read. I can believe in God and Jesus and be left handed if I want.
It's true we shouldn't believe everything we read or hear.

Prov 14:15 The simple believeth every word: but the prudent man looketh well to his going.

But we should believe everything God says.

Prov 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

So it follows you can't believe in God and Jesus and be left-handed. If you really believed, you would do what they want, not what you want.

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Technically you're saying God has people he just hates, so why would he create us just to hate us and make us suffer?
Because He can.

Prov 16:4 The Lord hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Rom 9:20-23
20 Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
22 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
23 And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,


Rev 4:11b For thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.

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If there was something that I was doing that bothers God then why doesn't he remind me or try something to save me or give me the answers that has tortured me for a long time.
God has spoken to us through His Word, the Bible. If you want to know what bothers God, you need to read it.

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But if you met God and he told you that everything you knew about left handed people was wrong, would you start accepting us as people who are just like you?
As I said, God has already spoken to us. He can never change His mind, and He will preserve His Word for ever.

Ps 12:6-7 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O Lord, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

1 Pet 1:23 Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.

Jn 10:35-36 If he called them gods, unto whom the word of God came, and the scripture cannot be broken; say ye of him, whom the Father hath sanctified, and sent into the world, Thou blasphemest; because I said, I am the Son of God?

Mal 3:6 For I am the Lord, I change not; Therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.

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I'm not sure if 'true Christians' are supposed to act this way, I thought you Christians were nice to people but all you do is force people to change when they can't. It would be alot better if you would accept that other people have different views. Since many things in the bible doesn't make sense such as Adam and Eve, that would make us all inbreds.
We're well aware people can't change.

Jer 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

But God has commanded us to correct and rebuke others.

2 Tim 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

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Jesus promised our beliefs would be offensive to others.

Mk 13:13 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

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However your views on God makes him seem like hes bad and that we are all nothing but experiments or toys in his view, I don't understand why he would create someone just to make them suffer for something they didn't realize that was wrong without him saying so him self not just in a book.
God has said so Himself, in the Book. Unfortunately, God doesn't speak to us in an audible voice. If you're expecting God to communicate to you specifically in an extraordinary way, you will be bitterly disappointed. If you don't believe the Bible, you won't believe anything.

Lk 16:31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

But God has also written His law in people's hearts, so even if you are unfamiliar with the Bible, you will have no excuse for your sin.

Rom 2:15 Which shew the work of the law written in their hearts, their conscience also bearing witness, and their thoughts the mean while accusing or else excusing one another

You said earlier you believe in God, but clearly, your god is not the God of the Bible. If your notion of god is not based on a sacred text, then you have just made him up. Your god is imaginary. He is useless; he cannot do anything. He is not real. The Old-Testament prophets were fond of mocking people who worshipped imaginary gods.

Ps 135:15-18
15 The idols of the heathen are silver and gold, the work of men's hands.
16 They have mouths, but they speak not; eyes have they, but they see not;
17 They have ears, but they hear not; neither is there any breath in their mouths.
18 They that make them are like unto them: so is every one that trusteth in them.


And since I take it you're not an idol worshipper, your god doesn't even have a mouth, eyes or ears, or any physical form, so he is less real than an idol.

Jer 10:3-5
3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
5 They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.


Hab 2:18-19 What profiteth the graven image that the maker thereof hath graven it; the molten image, and a teacher of lies, that the maker of his work trusteth therein, to make dumb idols? Woe unto him that saith to the wood, Awake; to the dumb stone, Arise, it shall teach! Behold, it is laid over with gold and silver, and there is no breath at all in the midst of it.

Is 44:14-17
14 He heweth him down cedars, and taketh the cypress and the oak, which he strengtheneth for himself among the trees of the forest: he planteth an ash, and the rain doth nourish it.
15 Then shall it be for a man to burn: for he will take thereof, and warm himself; yea, he kindleth it, and baketh bread; yea, he maketh a god, and worshippeth it; he maketh it a graven image, and falleth down thereto.
16 He burneth part thereof in the fire; with part thereof he eateth flesh; he roasteth roast, and is satisfied: yea, he warmeth himself, and saith, Aha, I am warm, I have seen the fire:
17 And the residue thereof he maketh a god, even his graven image: he falleth down unto it, and worshippeth it, and prayeth unto it, and saith, Deliver me; for thou art my god.


Is 45:20 Assemble yourselves and come; draw near together, ye that are escaped of the nations: they have no knowledge that set up the wood of their graven image, and pray unto a god that cannot save.

Is 46:6-7 They lavish gold out of the bag, and weigh silver in the balance, and hire a goldsmith; and he maketh it a god: they fall down, yea, they worship. They bear him upon the shoulder, they carry him, and set him in his place, and he standeth; from his place shall he not remove: yea, one shall cry unto him, yet can he not answer, nor save him out of his trouble.

God doesn't want us to believe in gods that don't exist. They are stupid. They can't hear, see or talk or go anywhere or do anything. They can't tell you what to do. They can't hear or answer your prayers or save you. What good does an imaginary god do you?


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Maybe my horrible nightmares will end. I wouldn't have to deal with people who mock me or push me around because I'm different.
I'll extend the hand of friendship, due to if being left-handed is no big deal (as you repeatedly claim) yet you're having nightmares then the nightmares must be about something else.



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Why don't you just stop being different?


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I'll extend the hand of friendship, due to if being left-handed is no big deal (as you repeatedly claim) yet you're having nightmares then the nightmares must be about something else.
Maybe it's because I'm apparently different to God because I care about everything but God cares so little for people like me.

I've seen many right handed people getting away with so much crime including murder yet left handed people are guilty just for using their left hand. Without the left side of your body, you wouldn't be able to live. I wouldn't want to blame my father for being left handed for the reason that I'm left handed. Plus I'd have to give up on being an artist because I wouldn't be able to draw with my right hand.

I'd never explain what my nightmares are about, talking to a Christian of what it's about will make them hate me even more. And it's only a recurring nightmare, I've only had it for 6 months and it will eventually go away.
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Maybe it's because I'm apparently different to God because I care about everything but God cares so little for people like me.

I've seen many right handed people getting away with so much crime including murder yet left handed people are guilty just for using their left hand. Without the left side of your body, you wouldn't be able to live. I wouldn't want to blame my father for being left handed for the reason that I'm left handed. Plus I'd have to give up on being an artist because I wouldn't be able to draw with my right hand.

I'd never explain what my nightmares are about, talking to a Christian of what it's about will make them hate me even more. And it's only a recurring nightmare, I've only had it for 6 months and it will eventually go away.
Yes, that's good to know. I have dreams about flying scorpions. They are quite a menace. I wake up thinking I've been screaming, but everyone pretends I haven't been. If I wonder am I dreaming or awake? I've found that trying to read is a good test. When dreaming it is impossible to read, but it may not be like that for everyone.

Many artists are ambidextrous. In the case of music it's obvious why (unless choosing the Vietnamese 1 stringed zither as your instrument which I would not recommend it has a very limited repertoire because A it has a very limited range and B nobody has written for it except for a single piece that I'm aware of it's a 4 hour solo and you don't want to hear it).

In Australia we don't bother too much about which hand anyone uses to do murders. It is regarded as a crime in either case.

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Without the left side of your body, you wouldn't be able to live.

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Perhaps yes, for you, friend. But, not for us; one most certainly can live without the offending left part of your body because through Jesus, True Christians™ can do anything.

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9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: 9:44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
9:46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
9:47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
9:48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

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4:13 I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

However, my doltish friend, who seems to have trouble with the simplest of concepts, i.e. the instance of choice that you have which is predestined by the Lord who gives that predetermined choice that is destined for you to choose while He controls your choice of which you are free to choose in a since of choice determinacy; indeed, choose ye whom this day you will serve.


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24:15 And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.


I exhort you to make this choice in eagerness because the Lord is at Hand, amen.


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13:6 Howl ye; for the day of the LORD is at hand; it shall come as a destruction from the Almighty.
13:7 Therefore shall all hands be faint, and every man's heart shall melt:
13:8 And they shall be afraid: pangs and sorrows shall take hold of them; they shall be in pain as a woman that travaileth: they shall be amazed one at another; their faces shall be as flames.
13:9 Behold, the day of the LORD cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it. 13:10 For the stars of heaven and the constellations thereof shall not give their light: the sun shall be darkened in his going forth, and the moon shall not cause her light to shine.
13:11 And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.

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Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-06-2013, 12:02 PM

Left Handed people deserve as much recognition and as much equal treatment as a Right Handed person. We are in no way different from each other and a hand is a hand and no one chooses which hand they are dominant with later on in life, that's chosen by a funny thing called 'Nature'. Yes you have your bad Left Handed people but you also have the bad Right Handed people as well. Also the Right Hemisphere of the brain controls the left side of the body while the Left Hemisphere controls the right side of the body, that technically means that right handed people are controlled with the 'wrong' side of their brain while Left Handed people are controlled with their 'right' side of the brain, How does it feel to know that Right Handers aren't that perfect after all they are just as equal as the Left Handed population. If God truly did hate the Left Handed population why did he make us in the first place? He wouldn't have made us, he would've just had a Right Handed orientated world where everyone used the same hand for day-to-day activities, maybe the Left Handedness was an opinion from the Bishops who contributed to the Bible and aren't actually 'Gods' truthful worlds, after all it wasn't 'God' himself who wrote the Bible anyway.

WAIT A COUPLE OF SECONDS FOR THAT TO SINK IN, LETS CONTINUE

And also only 7% of the Earths population is Left Handed as well (430,000,000 people), not a lot considering the World Population is 7,000,000,000 and that makes the Right Handed Population at a staggering 93%, so doing a bit of maths: 93%>7% means that there are more Right Handed sinners then there are the total population of Left Handers, wait a minute, does that mean Right Handed people are the evil, disgusting and sinister population, I guess it does. It's not nice being called that is it? Welcome to what you disrespectful Right Handed people have, are and will put Left Handers through, I guess you lot don't like the taste of your own medicine. I guess us Left Handed are allowed to go around feeling proud of who and what we symbolize as a population for we have overcome the hard times of being criticized, beaten and burnt and have lived to tell the tale of it. Not rubbing it in or nothing but it seems that you have failed and guess what you will never ever have the chance to discriminate against us again as we have the same equal freedom as anyone else, you have lost the war and it's time to move on.

Finally if you're wondering, it's over, Religion has had its day and is now old school, Science is now where all the hype is and in fact if you're wondering Science has proved Religion as been false, just a mere glimpse of hope in the imagination of someone's brain. Think about it, if there was a 'God' there'd be no left handed people just a world of so called 'Right' people roaming the landscape of the Earth, but because there isn't a one and only we exist from the pure fact of Science and Nature working as one and repelling religion as we know it. Left Handedness is determined by nature and not by a human and left handedness exists as a part of normal life. For future references, it's great you have an opinion on how you'd like a 'perfect' world but not everyone wants to hear it and I have my own opinion on the 'perfect' world and not everyone will want to hear that either but you've stated your opinions so I'm stating mine, it's not nice judging someone just because they are 'different' in your eyes, everyone is 'different' in some way but should they be punished and or burnt for that? NO that is how life has been, is now and will be until the end of existence and maybe just maybe everyone will at some stage get along with one another and we will live in a perfect, friendly and non hateful world where everything is accepted as 'normal' but until then we can only try to make the world a better place to live for anyone and everyone.

Have a nice day/night and remember everyone has an opinion and this is mine.

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And also only 7% of the Earths population is Left Handed as well (430,000,000 people), not a lot considering the World Population is 7,000,000,000 and that makes the Right Handed Population at a staggering 93%, so doing a bit of maths: 93%>7% means that there are more Right Handed sinners then there are the total population of Left Handers, wait a minute, does that mean Right Handed people are the evil, disgusting and sinister population, I guess it does.
Friend, allow me to offer a counterexample to your "logic":

There are many more Christians than there are Jews so there are likely to be more Christian sinners than the entire Jewish population. Does that mean that Jews aren't cowardly, lowlife baby Jesus killers? No, it doesn't.


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Left Handed people deserve as much recognition and as much equal treatment as a Right Handed person.
Friend, I can see you're upset by this topic. Let's slow down a moment and recall that none of us "deserve" anything but an eternity of punishment for offending a Perfect and Righteous God. We don't "deserve" the next breath, much less "recognition" or "equal treatment." We "deserve" to spend eternity in Hell paying for our sin. We have all sinned against God (Romans 3:23) and are therefore worthy of eternal death (Romans 6:23).

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Originally Posted by ShanM1796 View Post
We are in no way different from each other and a hand is a hand and no one chooses which hand they are dominant with later on in life, that's chosen by a funny thing called 'Nature'.
Human nature is sinful. It's a consequence of the Fall.

And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth
Genesis 5:3


The fact is that each and every person born from the beginning has inherited the sin nature of his parents ("after his image"), with both the Old and New Testaments speaking to this fact. For example, David says, "Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me." (Psalm 51:5). In another Psalm, David states: "The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies." (Psalm 58:3). Everyone was born to sin, dear, everyone has the nature of sin. The Good News is, you don't have to succumb to that sin nature any more! There is liberty in the Christian faith (John 8:32)!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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