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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Happy, Hopefully the Last Earthly Birthday to You, Brother Bathfire! -
11-26-2017, 03:05 PM
Dear Pastor for Tolerance! Your shining example of immaculate Godliness has never shone brighter than on this Glorious Birthday of yours. This day it is only reasonable that we ponder what is the meaning of tolerance for Christ! If we look at the Bible, and we always should, the word "tolerance" does not appear in its dictionary form but in the adjective "tolerable". Verily, the Greatest tolerance is to make the Eternity intolerable for the Sinnerswarm!
Mark 6:11
And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
Let us share this wonderful photograph, were we can see the Stars of America revolve around the sweet head of Jesus Christ with snowballs rotating on the outer edge of the image. It must mean something!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Posts: 22,727
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
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Re: Happy, Hopefully the Last Earthly Birthday to You, Brother Bathfire! -
11-26-2017, 03:11 PM
There is meaning in all that God does through us. If there were no "us", God would not have a hobby.
As always, my time on this earth seems burdensome and filled with woes: the grave and Paradise (were I worthy) beckons ever stronger as the years pass.
So far, I have received, with limited gratitude, nothing other than wishes (one of which was not particularly "Godly".)
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Posts: 11,342
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
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Re: Happy, Hopefully the Last Earthly Birthday to You, Brother Bathfire! -
11-26-2017, 03:51 PM
Seriously, Brother Bathfire, why ARE you still alive? Is God trying to prove some sort of point?
Happy Birthday, beteedubs.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Happy, Hopefully the Last Earthly Birthday to You, Brother Bathfire! -
11-26-2017, 05:32 PM
Happy Birthday dear Pastor, and may your passing unto the Bosom of Jesus be swift.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Happy, Hopefully the Last Earthly Birthday to You, Brother Bathfire! -
11-26-2017, 06:58 PM
Have a very happy birthday, Pastor Bathfire!
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Happy, Hopefully the Last Earthly Birthday to You, Brother Bathfire! -
11-27-2017, 03:05 PM
Happy belated Birthday, Brother Bathfire. I hope Jesus come fast and takes you with Him, in a short and not painful manner.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Posts: 22,727
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
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Re: Happy, Hopefully the Last Earthly Birthday to You, Brother Bathfire! -
11-28-2017, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Seriously, Brother Bathfire, why ARE you still alive? Is God trying to prove some sort of point?
Happy Birthday, beteedubs.
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The Patriarchs of Old lived to well over 600 - I think I might be the start of a new line...
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Happy Birthday dear Pastor, and may your passing unto the Bosom of Jesus be swift.
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As Jesus said, "Hurry slowly."
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Have a very happy birthday, Pastor Bathfire!
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What a lovely cake - If Job had had one of them, things might have turned out differently.
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
Happy belated Birthday, Brother Bathfire. I hope Jesus come fast and takes you with Him, in a short and not painful manner.
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I think that is the kindest thing anyone has said to me today...
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Happy, Hopefully the Last Earthly Birthday to You, Brother Bathfire! -
11-28-2017, 02:02 AM
The reason our Lord is keeping you here with us is that there is more for you to do. I prayed and asked God if He was going to take you home to glory this year, and He said, "No! He has more to do." So I prayed and asked Him to make it something easy and not too tough on the joints and back. He said in a hushed voice, "Ok, Larry."
Glory to God for His loving kindness and understanding. I hope your birthday was a blessing from start to finish.
BrotherLarry
PS: Oh, I almost forgot. The Lord said you should get that colonoscopy soon. He didn't say why.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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