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Default Re: I have a crush on Pastor Ezekiel - 08-23-2007, 05:07 PM

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I can only imagine what trouble a woman would get into for lusting after our Godly Pastor Ezekiel.
Oh, I'll give them plenty of trouble. Bleive you, me!

The End will be near for them if they see my body gaurds at their front door.
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28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

I can only imagine what trouble a woman would get into for lusting after our Godly Pastor Ezekiel.
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For each indecent tingle you felt in your girly regions Satan will repay you a million fold with a thrust of his barbed tallwaycker into your tender bits! Repent woman before our Merciful Savior tosses your harlot backside into The Lake of Fire to be a play things of demons.



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