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Default Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment - 07-18-2007, 10:08 PM

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Last night I found an online KJV1611 --

http://davenettlesgospelmusic.netfir...le/indexI.html

-- now would you recommend this one? ... seems pretty good to me ... but if you know of a better one, do let me know right away!

Already I'm discoveriing many passages and verses I didn't understand before
I find it pretty annoying the way it refreshes the page every 10 seconds.

I'd rather wear out my old eyes at sites like www.jesus-is-savior.com and www.jesus-is-lord.com. Not to mention some of the Godly Chick tracts like Are Roman Catholics Christians?, Allah Had No Son and The Death Cookie. In The Attack, Jack Chick shows why The Holy King James Bible 1611 is the only book you'll ever want to read (besides Chick tracts, that is).


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1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Default Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment - 07-18-2007, 10:17 PM

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I find it pretty annoying the way it refreshes the page every 10 seconds.

I'd rather wear out my old eyes at sites like www.jesus-is-savior.com and www.jesus-is-lord.com. Not to mention some of the Godly Chick tracts like Are Roman Catholics Christians?, Allah Had No Son and The Death Cookie. In The Attack, Jack Chick shows why The Holy King James Bible 1611 is the only book you'll ever want to read (besides Chick tracts, that is).
You know what? -- I came across every single one of these sites last night as I was looking for the KJV1611 online -- how about that! -- saved em all to favorites too.



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Default Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment - 07-18-2007, 10:57 PM

When is Judgement day due?
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Default Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment - 07-18-2007, 11:14 PM

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When is Judgement day due?
The Holy Bible has the answer to this and all of your questions.

1 Thessalonians 5:1 But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.
5:2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.
5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.


That means any day now. Are YOU ready?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment - 07-18-2007, 11:16 PM

Am I ready? Yeah, are YOU ready?
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Default Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment - 07-18-2007, 11:38 PM

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Am I ready? Yeah, are YOU ready?
You are unsaved and unwashed by the sweet saving blood of Christ, because you are living deep in sin.

I have accepted Christ as my Savior and am Saved by His Grace. I am sin free, Praise Jesus.

Now which of us is actually prepared for Jesus to return? Put down your bong and your gay porn and think seriously about this.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment - 07-18-2007, 11:49 PM

No, you THINK I am. But God probaly thinks different. If you Judge me, I'll Judge you.

Oh but I am thinking clearly.

Gay porn? Nah, I'm a very straight person. Gay porn is gross.

I am prepared for our lords return. I await his glory.
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Default Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment - 07-19-2007, 12:37 AM

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No, you THINK I am. But God probaly thinks different. If you Judge me, I'll Judge you.

Oh but I am thinking clearly.

Gay porn? Nah, I'm a very straight person. Gay porn is gross.

I am prepared for our lords return. I await his glory.
I hate porn too, any kind, straight or gay, it's all disgusting

Am waiting for the Lord's return too, Omerta


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Default Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment - 07-19-2007, 10:56 AM

Yeah, it's really sick. As in, horrible.

Indeed. And we shall all rejoice at his coming!
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Default Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment - 07-19-2007, 02:34 PM

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Sorry because of my level of English I thought adultery means being Adult

What I mean,
we don't get married before being adults, and it's forbidden before that
Ha, well no sorry. Adultery actually means to have sex with someone other than your spouse. Cheating if you will.
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Default Re: If Jesus is GOD , How can he didn't know the day of Judgment - 07-19-2007, 03:14 PM

Yep. That is correct.
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