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Glad to be back, once more! -
09-23-2006, 10:27 AM
I notice landover has been through another change in my absence. I hope to be able to spend more time among my Godly brothers and sisters of Landover, AMEN!!
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compassion personified
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09-23-2006, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Lady Sorrow
I notice landover has been through another change in my absence. I hope to be able to spend more time among my Godly brothers and sisters of Landover, AMEN!!
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Welcome back, dear - we need all the good Christian help we can get, especially with that Rachael Van Chimp returning to spread her evilutionary propaganda on these most Blessed of Boards©. But even she isn't as bad as the latest influx of goth apologists, who insist on assaulting our eyes with the morbid contents of their Photobucket albums.
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Godly woman
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09-23-2006, 11:48 AM
Why thankyou, Mrs Rogers.
Yes, I notice that evolutionist van HELLsing is once more spreading hellbound idiocy amongst this Godly forum....a shame she could not be saved® and devote such energy into spreading the word of GOD®!
Goths assaulting the eyes of the landover congregation?? How awful, it seems there is an endless supply of them!
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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09-23-2006, 12:01 PM
I don't think we have been properly introduced.
Sister Talitha here.
I expect we'll soon bump into each other down at the Nail Parlour where we can talk about fluffy things and Jesus®.
Hello and welcome.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Godly woman
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09-23-2006, 12:07 PM
Nice to meet you, Sister.
Always good to meet another Godly woman!
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True Christian™ Theologian
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09-23-2006, 02:58 PM
Praise Jesus!
Another sister to study the holy KJV1611 with.
Welcome!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Godly woman
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09-23-2006, 11:10 PM
Greetings, SS.
Your name says you to be seeking salvation. Have you found it yet?
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True Christian™ Theologian
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09-24-2006, 12:16 AM
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Greetings, SS.
Your name says you to be seeking salvation. Have you found it yet?
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That's a rather interesting question..
But of course I have. Landover Baptist is the way to Salvation as we all know.
As for my name, well..
Once Jesus tells me of another, better, name.
I will request that it be changed according to His will.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-24-2006 at 12:58 AM.
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Night Hag
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09-24-2006, 02:03 AM
Hi Lady Sorrow,nice to see you back.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-24-2006, 03:00 PM
Lady Sorrow....I was wondering when you'd find your way back to be amongst your fellow fundies.
Hairy Homer seems to have missed you you may have an admirer there
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Glad to be back, once more! -
09-25-2006, 07:37 AM
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Lady Sorrow....I was wondering when you'd find your way back to be amongst your fellow fundies.
Hairy Homer seems to have missed you you may have an admirer there
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What,don't you want her to stay then?
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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Youthful soldier of Christ
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Re: Glad to be back, once more! -
09-25-2006, 06:46 PM
Demons ate my computer!! And oh dear, what has happened to our beloved Landover in my absence??!!
Well nevertheless, it is good to be back amongst my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ!!
~Rain
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Glad to be back, once more! -
09-25-2006, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain
Demons ate my computer!! And oh dear, what has happened to our beloved Landover in my absence??!!
Well nevertheless, it is good to be back amongst my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ!!
~Rain
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While we were beset by a demons for a short period of time Sister Rain. The Lord, as always, rose to His beloved elect's defense and erected this forum. Jesus message is again is a firm and hard shaft of TRUTH™ penetration the depraved darkness of the internet. PRAISE! If it wasn’t for Landover the internet would be nothing but countless websites of tallywacker obsessed homers. PRAISE Jesus again!
Welcome back Sister Rain.
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True Christian™ Theologian
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Re: Glad to be back, once more! -
09-25-2006, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain
Demons ate my computer!! And oh dear, what has happened to our beloved Landover in my absence??!!
Well nevertheless, it is good to be back amongst my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ!!
~Rain
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Praise!
Jesus has truly smiled upon us lately, sending us this many sisters for bible (KJV1611) study.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Unsaved Trash, filthy sodomite
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Re: Glad to be back, once more! -
09-26-2006, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Lady Sorrow
I notice landover has been through another change in my absence. I hope to be able to spend more time among my Godly brothers and sisters of Landover, AMEN!!
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Hiya, LS, Sweetie, don't tell me it's true that you have become a TC? Impossible -- remember the good old days when you led Team Heathen to a sweeping victory over the True Christians™ in the role-reversal thread?
Surely you must just be pretending. Shall we have dinner somewhere and discuss it -- relax, reminisce...
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Unsaved Trash, filthy sodomite
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Re: Glad to be back, once more! -
09-26-2006, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain
Demons ate my computer!! And oh dear, what has happened to our beloved Landover in my absence??!!
Well nevertheless, it is good to be back amongst my fellow brothers and sisters in Christ!!
~Rain
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Oh, hello, you dear little thing. So you are back too? How old are you now, dear? Have you turned 15 yet? Is that really you in the avatar?
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Unsaved Trash, filthy sodomite
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Re: Glad to be back, once more! -
09-26-2006, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Lady Sorrow....I was wondering when you'd find your way back to be amongst your fellow fundies.
Hairy Homer seems to have missed you you may have an admirer there
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I don't know Rachael. With LS becoming a TC and Rain only being 14, that only leaves you and Lilith as the local female Atheists...
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Unsaved Trash, filthy sodomite
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Re: Glad to be back, once more! -
09-26-2006, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers
Welcome back, dear - we need all the good Christian help we can get, especially with that Rachael Van Chimp returning to spread her evilutionary propaganda on these most Blessed of Boards©. But even she isn't as bad as the latest influx of goth apologists, who insist on assaulting our eyes with the morbid contents of their Photobucket albums.
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What? Young floozies posting provative pictures of themselves on these Godly boards! How dare they! Do you have the links?
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True Christian™
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Re: Glad to be back, once more! -
09-26-2006, 01:39 AM
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yak yak yak
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Stop flooding the boards homer
Got Jesus?
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Glad to be back, once more! -
09-26-2006, 10:54 AM
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Oh, hello, you dear little thing. So you are back too? How old are you now, dear? Have you turned 15 yet? Is that really you in the avatar?
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Argh! Get off these Godly boards you paedo-demon! If you were a tiny bit gayer, you could be a Catholic Priest!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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