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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-06-2006, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
"Eclectics" are women who use that word to TRY and separate themselves from the boring, palliative personalities of all OTHER women. It doesn't work of course, because ALL women refer to themselves as 'eclectic' which they believe has a nice ring to it.
As soon as a man hears the word 'eclectic' he understands it to mean ' whacko '.
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Praise Jesus! Nothing gets by Pastor Pistle!! With the guidance of Jesus Christ, our Godly Pastor hits the nail on the head EVERY time!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-06-2006, 12:47 PM
Sweet Sisiter Sue, don't fret, we're just a little bit busy trying to shore up a 100 percent Republican victory next month. And of course, Columbus Day is Monday and we all need to be vigilant against those homosexual/communist protestors. I say, include them in our witch kill!
PS Don't start crowing too much about Christmas, or Wal-Mart will run out of those delightful Jesus lawn ornaments!
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: Aha! It's just as I suspected -
10-06-2006, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
When I said usually in my previous post, I did not refer to my own beliefs. I refer mroe to traditions like wicca which, though they take their ideas from ancient roots, actually came into being as a religion in the 1950's.
I'm not wiccan. Like I said, I'm an eclectic pagan.
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"Ancient roots" like Indo-European? Pretty large group, stretched from China to Germany. Worship the four elements and consider old people worthless, best to abandon them on the steps? Is that the ancient root?
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Well according to the bible, the southern hemisphere never actually existed. old
(Explain THAT one, mister smartypants!)
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