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Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 09:48 PM
Most of the people here have called me a lesbian. Why do you do that?
Being gay isn't bad, but I'm mostly straight.
Why are you being so mean and hateful? Jesus didn't act like this, did he?
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 09:51 PM
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Being gay isn't bad, but I'm mostly straight.
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Mostly straight is still partially crooked.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 09:52 PM
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Most of the people here have called me a lesbian. Why do you do that?
I'm mostly straight.
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I think you've answered your own question, Omnisexual Anne.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 09:55 PM
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Mostly straight is still partially crooked.
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I don't believe anyone is totally straight or totally gay. I think it's less of a black and white thing and more of a "on the scale of one to one hundred" thing. One hundred being totally gay and one being totally straight, I'd say I'm around twenty.
I've also found that the more homophobic people are, the more secretly homosexual they tend to be, too. Look at Ted Haggard and Larry Craig. It's something you folks might think about next time you try to verbally bash homosexuals.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 09:56 PM
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Being gay isn't bad
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If being gay isn't bad, then why are most fags pedo-child-rapists? And no, this isn't me being bigoted or ignorant, as you called me.
I notice you never commented on my 'HOMOSEXUALS ARE PEDOPHILES' Thread. I guess the facts speak for themselves.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 09:56 PM
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I don't believe anyone is totally straight or totally gay. I think it's less of a black and white thing and more of a "on the scale of one to one hundred" thing. One hundred being totally gay and one being totally straight, I'd say I'm around twenty.
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So do you think that only 20% of you will spend eternity in Hellfire?
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 09:57 PM
Hmmm, I'm totally straight. Totally straight with the Lord, Jesus Christ!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 10:09 PM
On your homosexual scale from 0 to 100 with 0 being most normal, I'd have to put myself on a firm -100. That's how ultra-straight I am.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev Anne
Most of the people here have called me a lesbian. Why do you do that?
Being gay isn't bad, but I'm mostly straight.
Why are you being so mean and hateful? Jesus didn't act like this, did he?
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Is calling someone a L-bo hateful? Oh, is this one of those tricky situations where Gays are allowed to call each other whatever they want, but the rest of us have to walk on rice paper?
And our Straight 4 Jesus forum is an awful generous thing to do for folks who may otherwise lose their souls to pro-gay false Christian churches that just want money.
Finally, if you are mostly straight, then you need to get a man and start making soldiers for Christ, baking, and taking care of your family before some chubby clam diver gets you in her trap.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 10:32 PM
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Is calling someone a L-bo hateful? Oh, is this one of those tricky situations where Gays are allowed to call each other whatever they want, but the rest of us have to walk on rice paper?
And our Straight 4 Jesus forum is an awful generous thing to do for folks who may otherwise lose their souls to pro-gay false Christian churches that just want money.
Finally, if you are mostly straight, then you need to get a man and start making soldiers for Christ, baking, and taking care of your family before some chubby clam diver gets you in her trap.
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Calling someone a "L-bo" isn't hateful if it's true, but you're calling me a lesbian over and over again and you won't stop even when I tell you I'm not a lesbian! That's what is hateful!
Besides, I can't have children, anyway, so why do I need to get married, anyway?
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 10:37 PM
And all you people who are saying how you aren't gay at all sound just like Ted Haggard did before he was busted for snorting speed off the penis of a gay prostitute.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev MAnne
Calling someone a "L-bo" isn't hateful if it's true, but you're calling me a lesbian over and over again and you won't stop even when I tell you I'm not a lesbian! That's what is hateful!
Besides, I can't have children, anyway, so why do I need to get married, anyway?
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But you already told us you're 20% lesbian.
Guilty of all, Missy. Guilty of all.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev Anne
Calling someone a "L-bo" isn't hateful if it's true, but you're calling me a lesbian over and over again and you won't stop even when I tell you I'm not a lesbian! That's what is hateful!
Besides, I can't have children, anyway, so why do I need to get married, anyway?
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Here's a reason that you might want to take into consideration:
1 Cor. 7:7-9: For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that. I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
Then again, if you can't have children, it's a moot point in your case, since you're going to burn regardless:
1 Tim. 2:14-15: And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev Anne
Calling someone a "L-bo" isn't hateful if it's true, but you're calling me a lesbian over and over again and you won't stop even when I tell you I'm not a lesbian! That's what is hateful!
Besides, I can't have children, anyway, so why do I need to get married, anyway?
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I never called you a lesbian. I challenge you to find a post where I call you a lesbian. And I believe that you are mostly straight, just as I believe that many murderers are mostly nice . . . just look out when they are having a bad day. Anyway, I think we should end this thing on a positive note, so I have given you the title of "mostly straight" just to set the record straight (pardon the pun).
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-25-2008, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
I never called you a lesbian. I challenge you to find a post where I call you a lesbian. And I believe that you are mostly straight, just as I believe that many murderers are mostly nice . . . just look out when they are having a bad day. Anyway, I think we should end this thing on a positive note, so I have given you the title of "mostly straight" just to set the record straight (pardon the pun).
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Mother Glynndie, your compassion truly knows no bounds.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-26-2008, 12:00 AM
What is that stuff all over your right arm?
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-26-2008, 12:28 AM
To paraphrase a great comedian of your time:
"You either munch carpet or you DON'T! OHHHH!"
If you've "liethed" with a woman, you are a lesbian. The Lord doesn't play the percentages when judging sinners.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-27-2008, 12:46 AM
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What is that stuff all over your right arm?
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I don't know. What is that picture? It's not me; I look nothing like her! Is that supposed to be me? Is somebody bearing false witness against me?
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-27-2008, 01:42 AM
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I don't believe anyone is totally straight or totally gay.
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(a) you have never been to Landover before (b) have you any peer-reviewed research by accredited Christian scientists that would in any way support your vapid opinion?
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I think it's less of a black and white thing and more of a "on the scale of one to one hundred" thing.
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You’re thinking too much! In fact I don’t think you are thinking. In fact I think you’re one of these people who “have feelings about things” and then have the temerity to present them as near-facts!
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One hundred being totally gay and one being totally straight, I'd say I'm around twenty.
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Do you think a lunatic is best placed to say how mad she is?
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I've also found that the more homophobic people are, the more secretly homosexual they tend to be, too. Look at Ted Haggard and Larry Craig. It's something you folks might think about next time you try to verbally bash homosexuals.
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Again I would ask how much of this “I've also found” is based upon any double blind controlled testing? In my world, “I've also found” usually precedes the most vile racism, something we will not tolerate here at Landover! As it is, it has preceded an unwarranted and snide attack on a True Christian Community!
Shame on you and your abominable, wanton lifestyle! You are deeply offensive to Man and God and abnormal in your inappropriate lusting!
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I don't know. What is that picture? It's not me; I look nothing like her! Is that supposed to be me? Is somebody bearing false witness against me?
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-27-2008, 01:44 AM
Well, if that is not a picture of you it must be a close representation. Do you think Jesus would give you that picture by your name for no reason?
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
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