Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > PRAYER REQUESTS
Reload this Page Pray Once Again for my Father to Die
PRAYER REQUESTS Please check regularly

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#21)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-11-2017, 07:24 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Starcatcher View Post
I will pray for you all so that you can see just how close minded you guys are, may God shed light into your hearts...
Instead of wasting your breath, why not read the Bible to see what it really says?


Reply With Quote
(#22)
Old
Starcatcher's Avatar
Starcatcher Starcatcher is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Special Snowflake

 
Posts: 11
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: .......
Starcatcher is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-11-2017, 10:08 PM

In case you didn't catch that, that was sarcasm....
Reply With Quote
(#23)
Old
BrotherLarry's Avatar
BrotherLarry BrotherLarry is offline
Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™

Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Ready for the Rapture Porn Resistant Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Gnathologist Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Stamp of Approval Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork TC Bravery True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Touched by Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Ex-Mary Worshipper Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Super Soaker Baptism Award Pastor Ezekiel Sons of Liberty Guns, Guts and GLORY! Trump of GOD Asked questions later Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud Team Fortress Denier

 
Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Rebuke Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-12-2017, 12:38 PM

First, an update. Mother called to tell me that Dad is doing fine and is responding well to his "new treatment."


New.


That means something came about RECENTLY that hadn't been tried before. Something that was probably the result of prayer. Anyone want to confess about praying other than how I directed?


So obviously this is God's will and I accept His sovereignty and omniscience. Glory to Your Name, Lord. <sigh>


And to the unsaved trash who dares to question the motives of a Child of the King: Poof! Be off with you. I would like nothing more than to see you repent of your haughty uppity vanity, but it appears you have a reprobate mind. Lesbianism is your next step, I'm afraid.


And on that topic, one does not "commit" homosexuality. One "chooses" homosexuality, then "commits" homosexual acts. While I cannot fathom why a man would choose such a dreadful and despicable lifestyle - one that is fraught with death and warts and bad teeth due to the acid found in the male fluid of procreation - I can, at least, appreciate (as Brother Jim Farmer and I learned in South America) their dedication to excellence while performing abominable abuses on one another.


It appears you have chosen to leave our fellowship, Starburster or whatever your name was. I shall pray for you and then shake the dust off my feet. Know, however, that my prayers are powerful and effective, and you will be under the watchful gaze of Jesus from this point. His Spirit will draw you to Him, and you WILL find yourself on your knees, begging forgiveness. It might be soon or it might be too late - but it will happen. I hope you choose the timeframe wisely.


As a certified equine gnathologist and future Ph.D. in creation science, I happen to know that the Glorious Appearing of our Savior will not be pleasant for those whose names are not written in His Book of Life. You might want to see if the Lord will scribble yours in there pretty soon.


COME, LORD JESUS! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
Reply With Quote
(#24)
Old
Dr Laurence Niles's Avatar
Dr Laurence Niles Dr Laurence Niles is offline
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Christian Love One Year/1000 posts True Republican Ex-Brit Ex-eurotrash Eats the Most Pork Super Soaker Baptism Award Gold Tither True Christian Provider™ award Batman Shooting Survivor True Scientist™ Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Prayer Warrior Divorcee The Lord’s Witness Wound Punched the most queers Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Babysitter Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD Pancake Dinner Pastor Ezekiel Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Mission to Korea Probing for Jesus ex-sheep-shagger Asked questions later Crown of Incorruptibility GLORY Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-12-2017, 01:44 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Starcatcher View Post
Then i read a post with people agreeing that its ok for your daughter to get raped? Women are not dispensable tools to be used and thrown away.
It is in no way 'ok' for your daughter to get raped. It has significant implications when it come to getting her married which may adversely affect the dowery her father receives. This is why the raper should do the responsible thing and marry her: imagine the insult to her father if he did not

Even more significantly Deuteronomy 22:23-24 is very clear that both the raper and the rapee are to be put to death if the woman is raped with a city and this obviously renders the father no financial recourse, whatsoever (I'm sure you can agree, this IS a serious matter).

Not exactly fair, would you not agree?

As the father is due fair recompense if one of his girls is raped (Deuteronomy 22:28-29) the fact that his daughter was raped and possibly justly killed (see above) he is down a significant amount of monies.

So you see rape is serious financial matter.

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Reply With Quote
(#25)
Old
Starcatcher's Avatar
Starcatcher Starcatcher is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Special Snowflake

 
Posts: 11
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: .......
Starcatcher is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-13-2017, 09:00 AM

LOL how dare I? How dare you, who the heck are you to say God will look down upon me with his vengeful gaze for what? For questioning you, a mere mortal? Listen pal, I would not even care if you were a king, you aren't God, I bow to noone but God. Lesbian? you're proababy gay and in disguise for calling me that hahahaha. Where the H did that come from? Awww are you insecure about your sexuality?
Reply With Quote
(#26)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-13-2017, 09:07 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Starcatcher View Post
LOL how dare I? How dare you, who the heck are you to say God will look down upon me with his vengeful gaze for what? For questioning you, a mere mortal? Listen pal, I would not even care if you were a king, you aren't God, I bow to noone but God. Lesbian? you're proababy gay and in disguise for calling me that hahahaha. Where the H did that come from? Awww are you insecure about your sexuality?
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#27)
Old
Dr Laurence Niles's Avatar
Dr Laurence Niles Dr Laurence Niles is offline
Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Porn Resistant Pro-Life Christian Love One Year/1000 posts True Republican Ex-Brit Ex-eurotrash Eats the Most Pork Super Soaker Baptism Award Gold Tither True Christian Provider™ award Batman Shooting Survivor True Scientist™ Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Prayer Warrior Divorcee The Lord’s Witness Wound Punched the most queers Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Babysitter Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD Pancake Dinner Pastor Ezekiel Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Mission to Korea Probing for Jesus ex-sheep-shagger Asked questions later Crown of Incorruptibility GLORY Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 9,051
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Dr Laurence Niles will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-13-2017, 10:55 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Starcatcher View Post
I changed my mind, I don't want to be apart of this website. Why are you bringing irrelevant nonsense such as a pastor who committed homosexuality? How dare you tell me what I meant to say, you don't know my heart, only God knows my heart. And whoever labeled me as "unsaved trash" is really rude. I wonder what God thinks about that, I thought we were not suppose to judge others. How do I delete my account so I can stop being around such mean people?
Young man, no profiles are ever deleted. Your hateful posts, spitting in the very crying face of the Baby Jesus will be here until He returns as proof of the persecution True Christians™ face from atheist wiccans such as yourself.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Would it be so hard to let go of your anger and bizarre fixation with the homersexualisticalism?

YIC


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Reply With Quote
(#28)
Old
Starcatcher's Avatar
Starcatcher Starcatcher is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

Special Snowflake

 
Posts: 11
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: .......
Starcatcher is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-13-2017, 03:20 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
Young man, no profiles are ever deleted. Your hateful posts, spitting in the very crying face of the Baby Jesus will be here until He returns as proof of the persecution True Christians™ face from atheist wiccans such as yourself.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Would it be so hard to let go of your anger and bizarre fixation with the homersexualisticalism?

YIC
1. I'm not a young man
2. I'm not an atheist or a Wiccan
3.God has been good to me and always listens to my prayers I have been blessed a magnitude of times.
4. I attacked brother Larry because he said I was going to feel the wrath of God, who is he to call upon that judgement and who are you? Not debating anything I'm just defend myself .
5. I'm not unsaved or trash every life is precious in the eyes of God.
You guys are plain rude. Christians are supposed to be welcoming and want to help others find God, not say that unsaved people are going to face eternal Damnation. Christians are supposed to want better for others. You think God is happy when his children sin or walk with the devil? He wants as many people to be saved as possible.
I rebuke you and what your saying in the name of Christ!
Reply With Quote
(#29)
Old
handmaiden's Avatar
handmaiden handmaiden is offline
Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™

Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ Cleanest Kitchen Best Pie Best stoning bucket Bronze Tither Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient One Year/1000 posts True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Eats the Most Pork Ready for the Rapture Persecuted Christian Love Grammar Nazi Trump of GOD Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Teabag Patriot Trumpette Saved 5 Years Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Guns, Guts and GLORY! Alternative Facts Asked questions later Babysitter Marshmallow GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Polling for Christ Anti-Biden True Christian Beauty Chocolate Midget porn survivor Crown of Rejoicing

 
Posts: 11,354
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-13-2017, 03:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Starcatcher View Post
. . .
I rebuke you and what your saying in the name of Christ!
There is so very much that I could take issue with in your post--- so very, very much.


I will simply state this one point.


Rebuking us in the name of Christ is useless. We are True Christians™ who know the Bible backwards and forwards. Armed with this Truth™, we have no fear of your imaginary relationship with the fluffy bunny Christ that exists only in your mind.


His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

Guns For God and the Economy
Reply With Quote
(#30)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-13-2017, 04:19 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Starcatcher View Post
5. I'm not unsaved or trash every life is precious in the eyes of God.
That's interesting. By that logic, Jesus is throwing these "precious lives" into the fiery pits of Hell because they don't believe His story. These are thought crimes essentially, and punishment lasts for eternity. If these souls are so precious, you'd think Jesus would be all torn up about it and, I don't know, being omnipotent and all, He'd do something about that. But He doesn't. He not only doesn't close down the entrance to the pit of Hell, He warns people that most of them are going (Matthew 7:21; Matthew 5:17; 19)! Furthermore, He shows us He has absolutely no ethical qualms about this (Luke 16:19-31). How, pray tell, do you get the idea that every life is precious in His eyes without resorting to identifying Him as a Sociopath?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Starcatcher View Post
You guys are plain rude. Christians are supposed to be welcoming and want to help others find God, not say that unsaved people are going to face eternal Damnation.
Why do you fight the very faith you profess to hold? If by "rude" you mean "warning people of the dangers of not genuinely converting," Jesus was rude.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Starcatcher View Post
Christians are supposed to want better for others.
Goodness dear, what could be better than avoiding HELL?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Starcatcher View Post
I rebuke you and what your saying in the name of Christ!
Good luck with that! God only listens to the prayers of the righteous, and if He wanted us rebuked, we would have been rebuked a long time ago. But by all means, go ahead and do what no man on earth has ever been able to do before. Pray for God to change our hearts. Go on... we'll wait.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#31)
Old
BrotherLarry's Avatar
BrotherLarry BrotherLarry is offline
Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™

Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Ready for the Rapture Porn Resistant Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Gnathologist Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Stamp of Approval Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork TC Bravery True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Touched by Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Ex-Mary Worshipper Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Super Soaker Baptism Award Pastor Ezekiel Sons of Liberty Guns, Guts and GLORY! Trump of GOD Asked questions later Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud Team Fortress Denier

 
Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-14-2017, 12:16 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Starcatcher View Post

4. I attacked brother Larry because he said I was going to feel the wrath of God, who is he to call upon that judgement and who are you? Not debating anything I'm just defend myself .



I scoured my post to you time and again to find where I said this and it simply isn't there. The only thing I said to you that might even be vaguely interpreted as such was the following:


It appears you have chosen to leave our fellowship, Starburster or whatever your name was. I shall pray for you and then shake the dust off my feet. Know, however, that my prayers are powerful and effective, and you will be under the watchful gaze of Jesus from this point. His Spirit will draw you to Him, and you WILL find yourself on your knees, begging forgiveness. It might be soon or it might be too late - but it will happen. I hope you choose the timeframe wisely.

Let me interpret this statement so your reprobate mind will comprehend it. In a very simple breakdown, this paragraph means that it looked as if you chose not to post here any further. I then stated my intention to pray for you, but I wasn't going to worry about it. This is Biblical (Matthew 10:14). Because God hears my prayers, He WILL answer them. This means that indeed Jesus will be watching you. The Holy Spirit will move on you to accept Him, or you will reject Him. Those are your only choices. Still with me? I then mention that if it happens too late, you'll still be on your knees because the Lord will punish the unrighteous. Look anywhere in your Bible and it won't be hard to find that. I'm not doing all the work for you. I then - in the spirit of True Christian™ love, state that I hope you choose to accept Him and be on your knees before it's too late. He comes quickly (Revelation 22:12).


Now, if you will show me in my post where I said what YOU said, I will fall on my face and let this congregation stone me to death.


BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
Reply With Quote
(#32)
Old
handmaiden's Avatar
handmaiden handmaiden is offline
Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™

Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian True Christian Lady True Heterosexual™ Cleanest Kitchen Best Pie Best stoning bucket Bronze Tither Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient One Year/1000 posts True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Eats the Most Pork Ready for the Rapture Persecuted Christian Love Grammar Nazi Trump of GOD Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Teabag Patriot Trumpette Saved 5 Years Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Guns, Guts and GLORY! Alternative Facts Asked questions later Babysitter Marshmallow GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Polling for Christ Anti-Biden True Christian Beauty Chocolate Midget porn survivor Crown of Rejoicing

 
Posts: 11,354
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!handmaiden will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-14-2017, 07:19 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrotherLarry View Post
. . . if you will show me in my post where I said what YOU said, I will fall on my face and let this congregation stone me to death.


BrotherLarry
Wouldn't face up be better? For some reason I think that it would over sooner if the stones hit you in the face. I could be wrong; I'm not a doctor, after all. Or a man.


Maybe, being bashed on the back of the head is more effectively lethal. There's there is the matter of wanting to protect your fine, manly face--for the funeral, of course.


If I can't be there in person, I will don my most flattering black dress and my pearls. I hope you won't mind if I stick with kitten heels and not stilettos. I want to look nice, not break an ankle.


Either way, there will be tears.


His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

Guns For God and the Economy
Reply With Quote
(#33)
Old
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson's Avatar
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Prayer Warrior Best stoning bucket A for Effort One Year/1000 posts Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Mission to Messico 2015 Witch Hunt Award

 
Posts: 1,330
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In the kitchen
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-14-2017, 10:33 PM

Prayers and condolences to you, brother. I'll pray that your Father sees the glowing light of God and His radiance, not the light from the fires of hell.


"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
Reply With Quote
(#34)
Old
TheFurFag's Avatar
TheFurFag TheFurFag is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 4
Join Date: Apr 2017
Location: My BDSM dungeon
TheFurFag is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-18-2017, 08:22 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
It's another example of a person who denies their sin. People like you are always caught with their pants down in sin. Jesus sees this even if you don't.


I don't know your heart at all, nor do I care. I read your words and assume they reflect what you believe. I do know the Word of God, however. It would appear as if you are not so familiar with the very source of the faith you profess to believe in.



Kindly read the information for newcomers.



You don't, dear. You will forever serve as example of the kind of ridiculousness you liberals pass off as Christianity. The gaping holes in your logic, the absurdity of your beliefs, the ignorance of your faith will all serve as an example of What Not To Be for years and years to come.

Glory!


\0/
(PROFANITY REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR) DROP IT. if someone disagrees with you or stands against your piffleing beliefs instead of proving why they are wrong you piffleing idiots ban them

Last edited by Alvin Moss; 04-18-2017 at 08:30 PM. Reason: strong language removed
Reply With Quote
(#35)
Old
Alvin Moss's Avatar
Alvin Moss Alvin Moss is offline
Serving Jesus
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Proud Niglet Sponsorer Touched by Jesus One Year/1000 posts Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Sons of Liberty Porn Resistant Early riser Tell her once Persecuted Bronze Tither Punched the most queers Mission to Korea Trump of GOD True Republican Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Hands Off True Heterosexual™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Nuke of Heaven Crown of Glory Mower Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Crown of Incorruptibility Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alvin Moss will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-18-2017, 08:31 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFurFag View Post
(PROFANITY REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR) DROP IT. if someone disagrees with you or stands against your piffleing beliefs instead of proving why they are wrong you piffleing idiots ban them

Strong language is never welcome.


God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
Reply With Quote
(#36)
Old
Thomas Taylor's Avatar
Thomas Taylor Thomas Taylor is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus Christian Love Touched by Jesus One Year/1000 posts A for Effort

 
Posts: 1,485
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Reaping Bountifully
Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Thomas Taylor is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Pray Once Again for my Father to Die - 04-19-2017, 04:59 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFurFag View Post
(PROFANITY REMOVED BY FRIENDLY MODERATOR) DROP IT. if someone disagrees with you or stands against your piffleing beliefs instead of proving why they are wrong you piffleing idiots ban them

Whoah Neddy,


That's not very nice. How would you like it if someone came into your house, crapped all over the floor, urinated on the door frames, emptied the fridge and then has the audacity to ask why they get kicked out? Wake up bub, this is about saving your immortal soul. Burning and being abused by Satan and his hairy minions is not what you want, is it?


I pray that you see the light at the end of the demon's fudge tunnel that you are currently trapped in.


YIC
TT


Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved