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  • Godly Heroes Calendar

    Well I say its about time! Why have we had to wait so long for a Godly American Heroes Calendar, all the better to say "Thanks, Soldier" or "I love a man in uniform" like THIS one?



    Beefcake Marines are Posers

    NEW YORK - A group of Marines and ex-Marines who fought in Iraq are featured in a beefcake calendar being sold to help wounded veterans.

    "It's a stopgap effort to help people where government programs leave off," said Rudy Reyes, who served two tours in Iraq and one in Afghanistan and is on the calendar's cover. "This is a way for citizens to help citizens."

    The "America's Heroes" calendar is being sold by Freedom is Not Free, a San Diego-based nonprofit group that helps injured service members and their families with such expenses as travel, mortgage and utility bills and special beds for burn victims.

    Reyes and the other men who appear in the glossy 2007 lineup served in Iraq in Marine reconnaissance units. Sgt. James Wright, 31, who lost his hands and part of his leg, appears on the back cover in full uniform, saluting with what's left of his right arm.

    Several members of the group, promoting the calendar on a cross-country tour, said Thursday they have medical conditions, ranging from combat stress-related symptoms to injuries to their feet, knees, hips and backs from carrying combat loads of more than 200 pounds.

    When service members come back, "many don't have the financial or emotional support to get back to daily life," said former Sgt. Michael Saucier, 24, of Prior Lake, Minn., who served two Iraq tours and is now a carpenter's apprentice in Lake Tahoe, Nev.

    All but one of the men had to be coaxed to pose shirtless for the calendar.

    "I wasn't afraid to pose. This is the new-generation Marines," quipped Sean Mickle, 31, a Marine platoon sergeant at Camp Pendleton, Calif.

    The $14.99 calendar promises that "100 percent of proceeds aid wounded heroes and their families."

    Production expenses were covered by private donations to Freedom is Not Free, founded last year by entrepreneur David Dominguez.

    "There is a need," he said. "Some Iraq veterans are so depressed when they get back they can't even fill out the papers required for benefits."

    The calendar is the brainchild of his client Jean Hamerslag, a California advertising executive who suggested that the organization's fundraising needed something that would grab the public's attention.

    "Sex," she said with a giggle.
    I'm sure that every God-fearing White Republican Christian home will proudly display these tasteful calenders prominently in their Prayer closet. I only wish that our God chosen GWB could have been persuaded to become a poser as well. GLORY!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Godly Heroes Calendar

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Well I say its about time! Why have we had to wait so long for a Godly American Heroes Calendar, all the better to say "Thanks, Soldier" or "I love a man in uniform" like THIS one?

    I'm sure that every God-fearing White Republican Christian home will proudly display these tasteful calenders prominently in their Prayer closet. I only wish that our God chosen GWB could have been persuaded to become a poser as well. GLORY!
    It's just a thought but... if it was possible for anything to redeem that depraved hipster harlot MoonFlower from the depths of sin and bring her back into the loving arms of Jesus, it'd be this calendar.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #3
      Re: Godly Heroes Calendar

      Well Praise The Lord™ and shout GLORY©
      It about dang time our boys had some recognition for doing God's© Holy work in Iraqistan and Afghanislamabad.

      I've seen so many Trash Calendars with semi-naked men and women cavorting around for nothing better than a Hospital Fund!!

      What about myself and the other Ladies of Landover getting together to create our own Calendar for a similar good cause? I know that you, Pastor Ezekiel are in need of a new Jet to assist with your frequent Evangelizing trips to the Bahamas so perhaps that would be appropriate?
      A "Thanks Pastor" kind of thing!

      Also, what about Men Of Landover Calendar as well? I've seen some of you guys naked I'm sure The Pastors and other True Christian™ would put on a wonderful show.
      Why, I would even offer to massage the Baby Oil into your skin to show up your wonderful muscle tones even more than ever.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • #4
        Re: Godly Heroes Calendar

        Friends, Baby Jesus has just inspired me with a brilliant idea! The Dead Musselman calendar! Surely, if there's one thing more glorious and inspiring than the sight of a Christian Soldier, it's the trail of Mahommedan corpses left in his wake! This could be a big earner for the Godly Pastoral Retirement Fund!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Godly Heroes Calendar

          I like both of the ideas posted above. Why not combine them for the greater glory of God? I could ask my uncle rummy to ship 12 sand nigra corpses over to Freehold, then we could snap a few shots of the Landover Ladies posing in appropriately Christian postures over the maggot-ridden bodies of God's enemies. The LBC chapter of the ROTC could sell them door-to-door and raise millions for my new learjet.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Godly Heroes Calendar

            Can I recommend this picture for the calander?

            I took this pic this summer when Pastor Zeke was helping me in my horse stalls. He is a HERO to me!



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            • #7
              Re: Godly Heroes Calendar

              Wow....Zeke....damn.....

              But I think BJ's hotter. I think it's the fact that he's an authority figure. Of course the tight-built body deffinately helps.

              Moon
              You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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              • #8
                Re: Godly Heroes Calendar

                Godly Heros Calendar?

                How about a real one, a "Godly Saints Calendar" instead?

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