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Question Can you help me? - 10-09-2006, 03:10 PM

Jesus will tell you what my problem is and I would like you to respond!
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Default Re: Can you help me? - 10-09-2006, 03:12 PM

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Jesus will tell you what my problem is and I would like you to respond!
Jesus explained that your problem was spamming this GODLY board.

My response: GONG!


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Default Re: Can you help me? - 10-09-2006, 03:13 PM

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Jesus will tell you what my problem is and I would like you to respond!
Your problem is that you are possesed by demons and doomed to Hell.

Get right with Jesus, friend, or you will burn. Tithing to His favorite church, Landover, will go a long ways to getting right with Him.

Edit: Well, never mind. If the good Pastor Pistle bans you then Jesus must have told him to. Enjoy Hell.

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