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Godly IHOP Boots Radical Lezbeans -
03-17-2007, 02:02 PM
Praise Jesus and pass the syrup! A Godly Missouri pancake house manager was inspired by Jesus to take a stand and bar a coven of degenerate lezbeans who had the audacity to kiss in public! The whole story is HERE.
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Public lezbean kiss sickens pancake house patrons
Just one kiss. That’s all it took — to get thrown out of the IHOP in Grandview, Missouri.
“It was a kiss I would share with my uncle,” Blair Funk told me. Except it wasn’t her uncle she kissed. It was her honey, Eva Sandoval.
Two young women sharing a kiss didn’t seem inappropriate to the other couple in the restaurant booth that night, Jackie Smith and the woman with whom she shares her life, Toni Smith. But someone watching the scene was offended.
So later, the manager confronted them in the lobby and told them to get out.
The way Blair tells it, “He said, ‘I have to tell you, we’ve had some complaints about public displays of affection, and we’re a family restaurant. We can’t accept it, and we won’t accept it.’
There is no federal law prohibiting discrimination based on sexual orientation. Neither Kansas nor Missouri are among the few states that protect gay people from being discriminated against in areas of employment, housing and public accommodations.
Kansas City does have an ordinance protecting gays, as do St. Louis, Columbia and University City. But if you’re anywhere else in Missouri and you’re gay, you can legally be denied service in restaurant. Landlords can refuse to rent you a place to live.
You can even be canned from your job on the suspicion that you’re romantically inclined toward members of your own sex.
“Many people are shocked to hear that people can be fired from their jobs for being gay or being perceived to be gay,” says Julie Brueggemann, executive director of the Missouri gay rights group Promo.
That would change if bills pending in Kansas and Missouri would ever pass. It’s only the first year for Senate Bill 163 in Kansas. But the so-called Missouri Nondiscrimination Act, House Bill 819, has been up time and again.
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Imagine the mental scars that will be borne by the many children witnessing that perverted episode. I know I wouldn't want to eat my plate of pancakes in such an unwholesome environment.
Thank God the joos haven't been successful in perverting the laws of Missouri as of yet. It's good to know that a homer who snuck into a job flipping burgers could be instantly fired for being a sodomite, as Jesus intended.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Godly IHOP Boots Radical Lezbeans -
03-17-2007, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Praise Jesus and pass the syrup! A Godly Missouri pancake house manager was inspired by Jesus to take a stand and bar a coven of degenerate lezbeans who had the audacity to kiss in public! The whole story is HERE.
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“It was a kiss I would share with my uncle,” Blair Funk told me.
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Thank God the joos haven't been successful in perverting the laws of Missouri as of yet. It's good to know that a homer who snuck into a job flipping burgers could be instantly fired for being a sodomite, as Jesus intended.
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The idea that this sapphic degenerate would also seek to seduce her uncle is an interesting one.
Leviticus 18 tells us:
12 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy father's sister: she is thy father's near kinswoman.
13 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother's sister: for she is thy mother's near kinswoman.
14 Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy father's brother, thou shalt not approach to his wife: she is thine aunt.
So, any kind of aunt-on-nephew or niece action is right out, and we're not to uncover the nakedness of our father's brothers. But if it's her uncle on her mother's side that this Godless wench wished to kiss, then I can't see any scriptural objection to that - after all, it'd be a lot more displeasing to God if she just continued interfering with other women. But it's good to know that they still have such sensible employment policies - between the threat of AIDS and the threat of terrorism, how anyone can relax or enjoy themselves at a homer-employing restaurant is beyond me.
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Re: Godly IHOP Boots Radical Lezbeans -
03-17-2007, 04:33 PM
Once you've sunk to the depths of homosexuality, there is no sense of right or wrong anymore. Have sex with their mothers? -- sure! Marry my cat? -- hurray! Order the New York Times? -- sign me up! Go on killing sprees? -- pass the rifle! Get a sex change? -- one of these pills I'm popping might be a pre-op!
It is sickening and saddening, truly.
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Re: Godly IHOP Boots Radical Lezbeans -
03-17-2007, 04:37 PM
The only good point IHOP has in their name is that they'd throw those dirty she-homos out into the ditch. They're still so secular that I would never step foot in one, however. There's no reason for a wife to want to turn down a chance to cook and be useful by going to a restaurant like a lazy whore.
"I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." (Gen 3:16)
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