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Famous Masturbators in History -
06-07-2013, 05:06 PM
As you all know, God hates seed that is spilled. Despite this, modern liberal influences have made masturbation popular. They claim it's "healthy" now, and they come up with pet names for the disgusting practice.
One reason that compulsive masturbation has become a "fad" is because it is endorsed by degenerate celebrities. I propose to establish a list of these perverts here in the Men's Only section of God's favorite forum, so that all of my Brothers in Christ will know who and what to avoid.
For the first entry, one of the most evil and filthy perverts of all time: Salvador Dali!
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Dirty Dali: The Great Masturbator
Although British art critic Brian Sewell’s Dirty Dali: A Private View isn’t quite as salacious as the title makes it sound (and doesn’t include a fraction of the dirt that was in Ian Gibson’s fascinating 1997 biography, (The Shameful Life of Salvador Dalí) it’s still pretty darned interesting.
In fact, though less “warts and all” than Gibson’s book, Sewell’s 2007 documentary about the painter does have something Gibson’s account did not, and that is a personal sexual… experience (“encounter” would be the wrong word) with the voyeuristic Great Masturbator himself!
Sewell describes in the film how as a young man he came to stay in Port Lligat for four summers between 1968 and 1971 and was introduced into the Dali’s social circle at a time that the genius was thought to have seen his best days—and best work—now long behind him.
After a dinner, Dali convinced Sewell to recline on a sculpture of Christ and masturbate while he took photos and beat his own (apparently very tiny) meat. This sort of thing went on, obviously, with Gala’s disinterested blessing as she was into her very own swinging scene and was allegedly a complete nymphomaniac into a ripe old age.
Although ultimately quite sympathetic to Dali, Sewell’s film depicts how unconstrained Dali was by conventional morality and yet how his own deep psychological (not to mention Catholic) shame at what he got up to, fed into his work in a perverse sort of guilty, self-loathing Freudian feedback loop.
But clearly, it worked for him…
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
06-07-2013, 05:39 PM
This is very much a lifestyle problem that needs the same treatment as homosexuality. I am afraid that we are already losing the battle, the magazine below is already available in the UK and it will be but a short time before it reaches these shores.
I will organize prayer warriors and contact our tame representative.
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06-24-2013, 03:43 PM
The sandniggers "prophet" is known to be both a chronic masturbator as well as a pedophile.
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
10-01-2013, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
This is very much a lifestyle problem that needs the same treatment as homosexuality. I am afraid that we are already losing the battle, the magazine below is already available in the UK and it will be but a short time before it reaches these shores.
I will organize prayer warriors and contact our tame representative.
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Any sane man (never mind god-fearing) should be ashamed to be on the cover of a magazine titled "Stylish Masturbator".
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10-01-2013, 07:42 PM
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Any sane man (never mind god-fearing) should be ashamed to be on the cover of a magazine titled "Stylish Masturbator".
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You'd prefer "Unstylish Masturbator", then?
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
06-25-2013, 04:13 AM
Masturbation destroys lives!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
06-26-2013, 03:23 AM
The movie stars of Hellywood all masturbate. And then they brag about it! What kind of example does that set for Christian children?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
06-26-2013, 02:44 PM
The stupid IRS is full of masturbators:
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06-27-2013, 04:23 PM
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
09-10-2013, 04:53 PM
If only these poor people had been given the benefit of a school visit from " Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin", history would have been a whole lot better. Then again, my shares in Clennex Tissue, wouldn't be worth a cent.
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
04-29-2014, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The movie stars of Hellywood all masturbate. And then they brag about it! What kind of example does that set for Christian children?
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I love James Franco. I think we must all respect him for being a good christian and not being hypocritical. He is honest about his masturbation
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
04-30-2014, 09:19 AM
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I love James Franco. I think we must all respect him for being a good christian and not being hypocritical. He is honest about his masturbation
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Utterly absurd! How is he a good Christian? From his wiki article:
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Regarding his secular upbringing, he told The Guardian that he feels as if he has "missed out on the Jewish experience", but has been told not to worry about that by his Jewish friends and said in the same interview that he likes "the idea of religion as a source of community." When asked if he was a "believer," he responded "In God? I don't know. Yes. To a certain extent. It's a complicated question."[18]
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
10-02-2013, 02:58 AM
The eurotrash even tell jokes about it. Can you imagine? They go out of their way to offend Jesus.
There is nothing humorous about the sin of onanism. Even when told by harlots.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
10-05-2013, 10:56 PM
Spilled seed was actually referred to grain that is lost when emptying sacks.
See what I did there?
On a serious note, masturbation lessens the chance of prostate cancer and dulls serious sexual anxiety. If a potential rapist rubbed one out before going on the prowl, he'd be less inclined to follow through.
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Ezekiel 4:15 : I have given thee cow’s dung for man’s dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
10-05-2013, 11:01 PM
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If a potential rapist rubbed one out before going on the prowl, he'd be less inclined to follow through.
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So are you saying that you masturbate because it reduces your urge to rape?
Even then it's a sin.
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
10-05-2013, 11:07 PM
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So are you saying that you masturbate because it reduces your urge to rape?
Even then it's a sin.
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If rape was ever a thought that I would entertain, then yes, it would still be true.
There's no need to try and put words in my mouth, I was just stating a fact
Ezekiel 4:15 : I have given thee cow’s dung for man’s dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
10-05-2013, 11:19 PM
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If rape was ever a thought that I would entertain, then yes, it would still be true.
There's no need to try and put words in my mouth, I was just stating a fact
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Without posting anything to support your fact, you must be talking from your own experience. How often do you feel this need for rape?
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
06-05-2014, 04:31 AM
THIS coon singer has publicly admitted to a deformity caused by excessive masturbating.
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50 Cent Blames Bad Baseball Pitch on 'Excessive Masturbation'
The rapper also responds to Aziz Ansari's bit about rapper's lack of grapefruit knowledge
Last week, rapper 50 Cent made headlines not for his music – but his lack of athletic skill, throwing the worst first pitch in the history of MLB (and, well, since the invention of baseballs). But there's a perfectly good explanation for the debacle, and, as A.V. Club notes, it involves a different manual activity.
"I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol," the rapper wrote Wednesday in his Reddit AMA session promoting new album Animal Ambition.
This isn't the first time he's defended himself from the lopsided throw. "Look, I'm not a professional baseball player and won't be any time soon. I'm a musician," the rapper recently told Rolling Stone, adding that he "did practice before going out there and it went great, all strikes!"
LOLs aside, the rapper's struggles with masturbation appear to be semi-serious – at least, if a series of tweets dating back to 2012 is any indication. "Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites," he wrote, followed by three more bits of advice (including "Do not go to strip clubs").
Elsewhere in the AMA, 50 Cent finally addressed Aziz Ansari's classic stand-up bit – a story about how the rapper didn't know what a grapefruit was. Turns out he goes way back with the tasty treat, and he doesn't take the claims lightly. "My grandma used to get me grapefruit juice as a kid," he wrote. "(Anzari)'s a comedian. Ima have his ass whoop if he keeps saying that lol," he said.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Famous Masturbators in History -
10-05-2013, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ChurchMadeMeAthiest
Spilled seed was actually referred to grain that is lost when emptying sacks.
See what I did there?
On a serious note, masturbation lessens the chance of prostate cancer and dulls serious sexual anxiety. If a potential rapist rubbed one out before going on the prowl, he'd be less inclined to follow through.
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I've never known a True Christian™ to get prostate cancer, proving the healing powers of prayer.
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