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Default Re: Catholics - 08-21-2009, 06:37 PM

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I just think it's funny that Catholicism are considered a "False Religion" when the Baptist religion split off from it.
And I just think it is funny that people insist Protestants "split from" the Catholic church.

It was Catholics who split from the True Church due to their apostasy. It was then left to Protestants to reform what was left of the True Church, back to the way it had begun (hence the term "reformation"). Sadly that didn't last very long and most followed the papists in apostasy. Only a few True Christians ™ remain, much like in the days of Noah. But the Word still goes out, giving everyone one last chance and leaving them without excuse.


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Default Re: Catholics - 08-21-2009, 06:52 PM

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Haven't you read the story of the wedding feast of Cana? Jesus wasn't going to do anything to help the wedding get more wine until Mary took pity on them and asked Jesus to help. Hopefully, Mary will have pity on you and ask Jesus to save you.
When Mary was hassling Him to make wine, Jesus' reply was:
John 2:4 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee?

2,000 years ago, He was already getting impatient with her nagging. Imagine how sick of her He is now!

Jeremiah 7:18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.

Praying to the queen of heaven provokes God to anger.
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At least I'm not a former Jesus-killer. Try explaining that one to God.
I've repented of my sins, and been washed of them in Christ's blood. You seem content to carry on sinning.
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Excuse me, you Protestant stooge, but our two church have nothing in common.
They were both invented by the Devil to confuse idiots and make the Baby Jesus cry.


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It occurs to me that any Catholic sent here would not be just your run of the mill ordinary Catholic. This after all, is Landover Baptist, the 'Big League' for the Catholic spoor!

What we have here is some kind of Papal emissary.

I bet it's fetid and cavernous colon is full of Pope semen right now !!!!
Don't be ridiculous. I am but a mere layperson of the church. If the Pope had any sort of interest in a small church in rural America, he would send a clergyman to order it out, not a mere commoner like me.


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The Bible directs us to invoke those in heaven and ask them to pray with us. Thus in Psalms 103, we pray, "Bless the Lord, O you his angels, you mighty ones who do his word, hearkening to the voice of his word! Bless the Lord, all his hosts, his ministers that do his will!" (Ps. 103:20-21). And in Psalms 148 we pray, "Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord from the heavens, praise him in the heights! Praise him, all his angels, praise him, all his host!" (Ps. 148:1-2).
You are totally misreading this. In the Psalms, we are not asking the angels to pray with us. We are giving them a warning, telling them that they'd better damned well bless the Lord, because one day we are going to judge their conduct:

Know ye not that we shall judge angels? 1 Corinthians 6:3

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Not only do those in heaven pray with us, they also pray for us. In the book of Revelation, we read: "[An] angel came and stood at the altar [in heaven] with a golden censer; and he was given much incense to mingle with the prayers of all the saints upon the golden altar before the throne; and the smoke of the incense rose with the prayers of the saints from the hand of the angel before God" (Rev. 8:3-4).
Not only will the angel not be praying for us, he won't be praying at all! He will be swinging an incense censer. Do you know the difference?

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John sees that "the twenty-four elders [the leaders of the people of God in heaven] fell down before the Lamb, each holding a harp, and with golden bowls full of incense, which are the prayers of the saints" (Rev. 5:8). The simple fact is, as this passage shows: The saints in heaven offer to God the prayers of the saints on earth.
It doesn't say anything even remotely like that. It says they will bow down before the Lord, not that they will pray.


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It says the angels will present the prayers of the saints to God.


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It says the angels will present the prayers of the saints to God.
It means the saints as in those who are part of the Body of Christ and thus the True Church. The Catholic church is not the true church and is not only because of the superstition and magickal thinking the Catholic Church employs. I love Latin as a language as I do Chinese and Japanese. I do on the other hand, not appreciate many of the things attached to the languages I like. The Catholic church uses a interesting form of Latin, but that won't mean anything to God on Judgement Day. He won't care one iota when he is dealing with them for thier sins and evil actions.


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What sins?


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Don't be ridiculous. I am but a mere layperson of the church. If the Pope had any sort of interest in a small church in rural America, he would send a clergyman to order it out, not a mere commoner like me.


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Default Re: Catholics - 08-22-2009, 03:15 PM

I have never been within 100 miles of the Pope, thank you very much.


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I have never been within 100 miles of the Pope, thank you very much.
So what you're saying is, if you had been, It would be full of the papal seed.


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Default Re: Catholics - 08-23-2009, 02:54 AM

No, that is not what I'm saying. Why are you so obsessed with picturing me having anal sex with a mature man???


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We are trying to shame you into NOT being a damned sodomite.

Let the papal emission recede from your victuals, and then let the Landoverian Truth wash the Salvation into your body.


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No, that is not what I'm saying. Why are you so obsessed with picturing me having anal sex with a mature man???
Uh, that's okay. We realy don't need any pictures of you having anal sex with anonymous men.

I feel sorry for Jesus, having to witness such revolting abominations. What a loving God He is.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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We are trying to shame you into NOT being a damned sodomite.

Let the papal emission recede from your victuals, and then let the Landoverian Truth wash the Salvation into your body.
I am not a sodomite. It is clearly considered mortal sin in the Catholic church, so what are you yammering on about?


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No, I was an alter boy. But I never got raped by the Pope like you are suggesting.


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I never said it was rape.

You would undoubtedly be a willing vessel for the Papal residue.


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No, as I said, that is considered a mortal sin and would send me straight to hell.


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No, as I said, that is considered a mortal sin and would send me straight to hell.
So is praying to Mary and calling your priests "father," but that doesn't stop you.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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No, I was an alter boy. But I never got raped by the Pope like you are suggesting.
Of course not. It was from the local parish priest who received it from the bishop, who received it from the arch bishop, who received it from the pope.

Indirectly, of course.


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