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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-07-2011, 04:09 PM

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I have to admit, I can't stand her music, but I think Carola* is the obvious choice here (except for the fact that she is a woman). What Sweden needs to find is a male Carola* - then we are talking fast track to the right track.

* Carola Maria Häggkvist, for those unfamiliar.
Sure, Carola Häggkvist is a true Christian, as a member of Livets Ord. I believe that Livets Ord should be the official national Church in a Saved Sweden, and future presidents of Sweden must be members.
For a male Carola, my pick is her master and funder of Livets Ord, Pastor Ulf Ekman.
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-07-2011, 07:28 PM

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Sure, Carola Häggkvist is a true Christian, as a member of Livets Ord. I believe that Livets Ord should be the official national Church in a Saved Sweden, and future presidents of Sweden must be members.
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-07-2011, 07:45 PM

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ahem. What I hope you meant to say is that True Christianity™ should blanket Sweden like the all-consuming inferno resulting from a fusillade of incendiary cluster bombs.
Glory! and may the cleansing fire of those (allegorical) explosives will purge Sweden of its socialist understated Ikea based nightmare and open the door to the benevolent, guiding hand of the Free Market. Until the Koch brothers are welcomed into every Swedish home how can Jesus be welcome there?



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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-07-2011, 09:43 PM

I see your talk of who is going to be the next President very interesting, is it not the churches view that we are in the end times and that Obama is the anitchrist? If this were truly the case then there would be no more elections.

So I see your talk of who will be the next President to be elected as an admission that you have got everything wrong.


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I see your talk of who is going to be the next President very interesting, is it not the churches view that we are in the end times and that Obama is the anitchrist? If this were truly the case then there would be no more elections.

So I see your talk of who will be the next President to be elected as an admission that you have got everything wrong.
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-08-2011, 01:02 PM

Our prayers will always be with you palin. from the deepest of my heart i hope you will allow god's will to be flown through you and thus transcend these earthly bounds in order to wash the masses with the holiest of light! let GODs will be done!
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-08-2011, 08:51 PM

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Sure, Carola Häggkvist is a true Christian, as a member of Livets Ord. I believe that Livets Ord should be the official national Church in a Saved Sweden, and future presidents of Sweden must be members.
For a male Carola, my pick is her master and funder of Livets Ord, Pastor Ulf Ekman.
I don't want to sound prejudiced or anything, but I believe Barack Obama has conclusively proved that negros should not be allowed to run entire countries. If any of those crazy Africans you mention end up as President of Sweden, I imagine you'll probably end up with some kind of a SOCIALIST welfare state as the result. Come back when you've found a white Christian candidate with a nice normal name, and then we'll talk.


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I imagine you'll probably end up with some kind of a SOCIALIST welfare state as the result.
And that would be such a bad thing?



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I don't want to sound prejudiced or anything, but I believe Barack Obama has conclusively proved that negros should not be allowed to run entire countries. If any of those crazy Africans you mention end up as President of Sweden, I imagine you'll probably end up with some kind of a SOCIALIST welfare state as the result. Come back when you've found a white Christian candidate with a nice normal name, and then we'll talk.
I haven't suggested that a Saved Sweden should be run by negroes. Every person I suggested is white. Ulf and Åke are valid white Swedish names. Fossmo is a rare name that don't sound Swedish, but it is not black.
Ulf Ekman is as true Christian as we are, and he hate socialism as much as we do.
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-09-2011, 02:28 PM

Brother Lukas, I might be wrong, but I would not call Ulf Ekman a True Christian, because, first of all he is not a Baptist, he have made up a religion of his own. Second of all, he does not quote from the KJV Bible and he doesn't live in God's favorite land (USA) even though he have studied there.

Oh, I remeber when I was little and my father said "Elisabeth, if USA wanted they could invade Sweden, and we shall all pray that they will very soon.". I have prayed ever since.

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Brother Lukas, I might be wrong, but I would not call Ulf Ekman a True Christian, because, first of all he is not a Baptist, he have made up a religion of his own. Second of all, he does not quote from the KJV Bible and he doesn't live in God's favorite land (USA) even though he have studied there.

Oh, I remeber when I was little and my father said "Elisabeth, if USA wanted they could invade Sweden, and we shall all pray that they will very soon.". I have prayed ever since.

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Sister Elisabeth, I like your input about Ulf Ekman. However, I think he have saved many Swedes from atheism or casual Christianity. With casual Christianity, I mean untrue believers who reject vital parts of the Bible like Prov 13:24 in order to conform to the Atheist society. I do also trust his leadership.

Your father appears to be a True Christian, as he introduced you to the prayer about Swedish Salvation early in life. Very nice to hear.

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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-10-2011, 10:33 PM

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While your excitement is understandable, and your desire to see Europe freed from socialist tyranny admirable, your understanding of American politics is lacking.

Even though a President is elected on November 2, he (or he) is not sworn in until January 20.

Sarah Palin is, you may have noticed, a female. A particularly empty-headed one, at that. (I know what you're thinking . . . "How can you tell?") She is also unable to control her own personal life; her daughter is a brazen whore. How can she be trusted to run a country?

Mike Huckabee is the man for me. Former Baptist preacher, popular, witty, and eager to put a stop to the homosexual agenda and abortion.
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-14-2011, 11:32 AM

I pray to god to execute all citizens in Sweden and then take over the rest of the world!
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I pray for Sarah Palin to win the election in 2012, so she can bring back freedom and Jesus to Europe. While I know she have a good reason to invade France to show the stuck-up euros who's the boss, i pray that she liberate Sweden first. 21th December 2012 is a good date, given the needed timeframe to shut down Obamacare, hunt some skunk, enact flat tax and plan the Operation European Salvation.

Some facts about the Godless republic of Sweden:
  • Only a tiny minority attend churches
  • Socialists dominate the politics
  • Corporal punishment is illegal at home and in school
  • The taxes are high, and the tax system is complicated
  • People are expected to be ready to work with short notice, even on Sundays
  • Most kids are not able to be on their own and need constant attention
  • Kids who are able to be on their own and study the Bible are labeled as autists, and are forced to waste their school years in special schools for soulless retards
  • Parents are expected to participate in "activity race", which puts stress on parents as well as children
  • Landowners are not allowed to build what they want, they are forced to go though years of bureaucracy
  • Scientologists have infiltrated the National Board of Health and Welfare, and brought in hippie-scum conspiracy theories about "Big Pharma"
  • Workers are expected to randomly jump among tasks and love to be distracted ("have many balls in the air"), rather than focusing on one task at a time and make it well.
  • Social(ist) competence is valued higher than knowledge
I pray for Sarah Palin bringing salvation to Sweden. Then she'll take care of the French surrender monkeys.
Brother. swedish people is nothing wrong, I do not know what you got the information that god hates sweden? Swedish people have just lost faith in God. all we need is a strong brother that God can talk through.
Please god save the swedish faith.
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Brother. swedish people is nothing wrong, I do not know what you got the information that god hates sweden? Swedish people have just lost faith in God. all we need is a strong brother that God can talk through.
Please god save the swedish faith.
Yeah, God hates Sweden, but this does not mean that he has abandoned the hope for salvation. However, there are several steps of the road to salvation that are very unlikely or impossible for the Swedish people to achieve without American/Divine intervention. Here's a little list:
  • True Christians in the parliament - it would actually be a scandal if a single commissioner was found to be a member of Livets Ord. Yes, that's true.
  • Sweep authorities free from Scientology, socialism and other evil spiritual powers - very unlikely
  • Bring back corporal punishment - No party in the parliament support it, not even co-called conservative bloggers support it (sic!)
  • Use the Bible for juridical guidance - impossible.
You're right about that we need a strong brother that God can talk through. I suggest Ulf Ekman as him.

Sincerely in Christ, Lukas
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-15-2011, 01:16 AM

Sarah Palin will bring destruction to our land and abroad. She is like the anti-Christ of Revelation, who comes in an appealing form to attract followers of Christ and lure us in with deception and temptation.
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I pray for Sarah Palin to win the election in 2012, so she can bring back freedom and Jesus to Europe. While I know she have a good reason to invade France to show the stuck-up euros who's the boss, i pray that she liberate Sweden first. 21th December 2012 is a good date, given the needed timeframe to shut down Obamacare, hunt some skunk, enact flat tax and plan the Operation European Salvation.

Some facts about the Godless republic of Sweden:
  • Only a tiny minority attend churches
  • Socialists dominate the politics
  • Corporal punishment is illegal at home and in school
  • The taxes are high, and the tax system is complicated
  • People are expected to be ready to work with short notice, even on Sundays
  • Most kids are not able to be on their own and need constant attention
  • Kids who are able to be on their own and study the Bible are labeled as autists, and are forced to waste their school years in special schools for soulless retards
  • Parents are expected to participate in "activity race", which puts stress on parents as well as children
  • Landowners are not allowed to build what they want, they are forced to go though years of bureaucracy
  • Scientologists have infiltrated the National Board of Health and Welfare, and brought in hippie-scum conspiracy theories about "Big Pharma"
  • Workers are expected to randomly jump among tasks and love to be distracted ("have many balls in the air"), rather than focusing on one task at a time and make it well.
  • Social(ist) competence is valued higher than knowledge
I pray for Sarah Palin bringing salvation to Sweden. Then she'll take care of the French surrender monkeys.
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Default Re: Pray for Sarah Palin to invade Sweden 21th December 2012 - 04-15-2011, 10:37 PM

Leave those gorgeous, half naked, sex loving, dope smoking Swedes alone.

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Wisconsin gives Sarah Palin a warm welcome....



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