Beware Canadian Date Rapists! -
01-20-2008, 06:20 AM
Dear Friends,
Recently, a very special episode of DeGassi Junior High brought to light a growing problem in our neighbor to the North. In the episode, entitle, "The Shout," a young woman got invited to a party by a local jock. She prepared by getting all "slutted up," including with silver lame do-me pumps and glitter eye-liner. The ho also wore a hockey mask, as it is well-known that Canadian men cannot maintain an erection unless they are thinking of Gordie Howe.
So the girl goes to the party and lures her mark up to an empty bedroom. Since he's been chugging roofie-laden Gatorade all night, the lad's resistance is way down. And she date rapes him repeatedly! We see the scene from his perspective, as he believes it is gap-toothed legendary scorer Gordie Howe with whom he's fornicating. The room spins...
And the next day he feels ashamed for having been date raped. So he decides to become a homosexual and starts pulling tricks at the local gas station for swigs of whisky from trucker's canteens. Then I sorta lost the thread of it.
But the overall lesson is clear: BEWARE OF CANADIAN DATE RAPISTS!
Yours in Him,
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