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Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-02-2007, 01:09 PM
Jesus didn't wear diapers. Your baby shouldn't either. Look at these names and what they lead too. Some sicko perverts like to wear diapers when they are adults because they remember the "Pampered" feeling, or othersuch associations.
Look at this brand:
Not only do they have a homosexual name, they are for muslim babies.
There are many other examples.
What you should use is what was used in Jesus' time. You get an animal skin and fill it with leaves and grass. This is the only time I will agree with an environmentalist, but this is as green as you can get.
And don't forget to swaddle your child to prevent homo impulses by improper touching of its self.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-02-2007, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Jesus didn't wear diapers. Your baby shouldn't either. Look at these names and what they lead too. Some sicko perverts like to wear diapers when they are adults because they remember the "Pampered" feeling, or othersuch associations.
Look at this brand:
Not only do they have a homosexual name, they are for muslim babies.
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To put on their heads?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-02-2007, 03:39 PM
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To put on their heads?
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No, Brother...... I think he means THIS disgusting, sick perversion.
Just look at that filthy, repulsive, raging homer pullin up his frilly skirt to show off his Pampers.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-02-2007, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Jesus didn't wear diapers. Your baby shouldn't either. Look at these names and what they lead too. Some sicko perverts like to wear diapers when they are adults because they remember the "Pampered" feeling, or othersuch associations.
Look at this brand:
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Not only do they have a homosexual name, they are for muslim babies.
There are many other examples.
What you should use is what was used in Jesus' time. You get an animal skin and fill it with leaves and grass. This is the only time I will agree with an environmentalist, but this is as green as you can get.
And don't forget to swaddle your child to prevent homo impulses by improper touching of its self.
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Which useless ass does this go on: the one on the shoulders or the one attached to their legs?
Note: I apologize Brother T for copying you! Apparently we've been reading from the same Book of the Bible!
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-02-2007, 11:35 PM
What about deoderants? Jesus didn't use them, either. Plus, many of them have very gay-sounding names.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-05-2007, 12:14 PM
Jesus didn't use deodorants because he didn't need to. Jesus did not stink!!!!!!!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-05-2007, 12:38 PM
Although I'll grant you ladies should not use this!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-05-2007, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
There are many other examples.
What you should use is what was used in Jesus' time. You get an animal skin and fill it with leaves and grass. This is the only time I will agree with an environmentalist, but this is as green as you can get.
And don't forget to swaddle your child to prevent homo impulses by improper touching of its self.
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I don't believe that the Good Lord ever had a bowel movement, so no such thing would have been needed. At least there is no record of it happening in the Holy Bible.
The vile japs manufacture a wide variety of sinful diaper products for their slant-eyed babies, all designed with carefree abandon and incestuous undertones.
And of course everyone knows that most gook men wear diapers in public. Disgusting:
Even that chink cult in Korean has diapers designed to brainwash infants:
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-05-2007, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I don't believe that the Good Lord ever had a bowel movement, so no such thing would have been needed. At least there is no record of it happening in the Holy Bible.
The vile japs manufacture a wide variety of sinful diaper products for their slant-eyed babies, all designed with carefree abandon and incestuous undertones.
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Silly gooks! You'd think they'd at least be able to spell "gook" right!
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-20-2007, 12:46 AM
yes... In Jesus' time no-one used nappies, as they had not in fact been invented, however today, the infant mortality rate is some what lower; this could possibly have something to do with increased hygiene standards...
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-20-2007, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by lol_is_teh_secks
yes... In Jesus' time no-one used nappies, as they had not in fact been invented, however today, the infant mortality rate is some what lower; this could possibly have something to do with increased hygiene standards...
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Oh look, someone let a lefty-heliocentrist into this forum with their so called "germ" theory. We have a standing challange to you frauds.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-20-2007, 08:36 AM
Sorry, I have no previous knowledge of this standing challenge of yours, although for the sake of clarity and a fair argument, I shall of course read it, that you for alerting me!
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-20-2007, 08:47 AM
PS - I can assure you, I am a capitalist, NOT a fascist, or God forbid a communist!
I think that one condition that we can all agree upon though, is obesity...
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-20-2007, 09:42 AM
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PS - I can assure you, I am a capitalist, NOT a fascist, or God forbid a communist!
I think that one condition that we can all agree upon though, is obesity...
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I didn't call you a communist, I called you a heliocentracist. That would make you a nature worshiping pagan.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
10-23-2007, 01:34 PM
Whilst I can assure you, I do not worship nature,, I respect it. Where would we be without it?
And pagans... They died-out a few hundred years ago, did they not? Correct me if I'm wrong, please.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
11-27-2007, 09:39 PM
pastors dont use computers jesus didnt use them. pastors dont have cars jesus didnt use them. this is why your site is a propaganda. I real site would preach the word of god not make useless threads about Videos games turning kids homo sexual. Thats not what the bible says and thats not what Jesus has told us through the bible.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
11-27-2007, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Thaw
pastors dont use computers jesus didnt use them. pastors dont have cars jesus didnt use them. this is why your site is a propaganda. I real site would preach the word of god not make useless threads about Videos games turning kids homo sexual. Thats not what the bible says and thats not what Jesus has told us through the bible.
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Would you care to elaborate a bit on what you think the Bible actually does say? This should be good.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
11-28-2007, 12:28 AM
where the hell in the bible does it say not to do stuff that jesus didnt have???? Do you even go to a church? You really know nothing. Did you even go to college ?
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
11-28-2007, 12:33 AM
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where the hell in the bible does it say not to do stuff that jesus didnt have???? Do you even go to a church? You really know nothing. Did you even go to college ?
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Jimmy, I'm going to have to ask you to clean up your language. Jesus reads these posts.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't. -
11-28-2007, 12:39 AM
Hey pastor ezekiel are you even a pastor. What church are you a pastor at I would really like to know? Or are you just a guy at home that gives bad advice. And you watch your language in you signature using the D word. You know God also watches these posts so you clean up you language young man
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