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Re: What religion are you? -
07-24-2007, 08:52 PM
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I'm curious as to know, what religion is everyone else. Do you spit in the face of Jesus? If so, good for you! *applause* I am a form of pagan. What religion do the rest of you spit in jesus's face to? Oh, i hope someone out there is a satanist, but those are rather hard to find, believe it or not. All this time, i still haven't found one. Still, it's worth looking into, seeing as how much it will make the TCs out there mad.
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Eh, agnostic atheist I suppose. I personally don't believe that there is any higher power out there, but I also support that such existence can neither be proven or disproved. Of course I also feel that the existence of a supernatural being is largely irrelevant, so that could classify me as a non-theist as well...
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07-24-2007, 10:53 PM
This discussion is pointless.
You Jesus deniers are all going to burn in hell anyways, forever.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16
If you don't believe in Jesus you will perish and burn forever in the lake of fire:
Which is just what you would deserve. Glory!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-24-2007, 11:02 PM
Alright, yes, yes, we're all hellbound, we get it and can accept that we'll all be getting banged by Satan's barbed tallywhacker.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-25-2007, 04:28 AM
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Alright, yes, yes, we're all hellbound, we get it and can accept that we'll all be getting banged by Satan's barbed tallywhacker.
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Ah, Zeke once said it was Razor Encrusted. Though perhaps it's both? Maybe even ribbed for that extra sensation.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-25-2007, 07:33 AM
hahaha.... wow... we know we are going to hell. We will meet your mother there.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-25-2007, 10:07 AM
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hahaha.... wow... we know we are going to hell. We will meet your mother there.
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Since you'll be spending all eternity in Hell (and so you'll presumably have time to meet every single sinner who ever lived), and my mother is Jewish, there's a good chance you will. What about it? At least she'll be condemned to eternal hellfire for following a proper Satanic cult, not just a bunch of nonsense some oversexed British civil servant dreamt up a few years ago.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-25-2007, 06:41 PM
a polytheistic religion was the first religion. By the Sumarians, btw. It is much older then Christianity. Before Christianity, there was a lot of pagan religions, and druidism. so, your religion is a lot newer then ours.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-25-2007, 06:44 PM
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a polytheistic religion was the first religion. By the Sumarians, btw. It is much older then Christianity. Before Christianity, there was a lot of pagan religions, and druidism. so, your religion is a lot newer then ours.
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And how old is "a fusion between druidism and wicca"?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-25-2007, 06:51 PM
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And how old is "a fusion between druidism and wicca"?
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well, it's not just druidism and wicca. It is a mixture of a lot, that is just two of the main ones. And, even that, is quite old.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-25-2007, 06:55 PM
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well, it's not just druidism and wicca. It is a mixture of a lot, that is just two of the main ones. And, even that, is quite old.
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Friend, do you not see the inherent irony in making up your own religion and then banging on about how Christianity is "only" 6000 years old?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-25-2007, 11:32 PM
It isn't making my own up.I do not create the rules, i still have rules i must follow, even, not that you would know or care. There are many like me. Yes, six-thousand years old, is sooo old. Riight.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-26-2007, 01:59 AM
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It isn't making my own up.I do not create the rules, i still have rules i must follow, even, not that you would know or care. There are many like me. Yes, six-thousand years old, is sooo old. Riight.
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As compared to what? The only religion other still continuously practiced is Zorastorsim and they are only 3,000 years old.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-26-2007, 02:17 AM
Steal, they do have a point with Wicca. Wicca is about 50 years old. The Pagan roots of Wicca which are older than xtianity. However, I don't get why some people are so hung up on ages of religion?
It just annoys me when people think wicca is ancient, it really isn't. It's one of the youngest religions out there.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-26-2007, 02:28 AM
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It isn't making my own up.I do not create the rules, i still have rules i must follow, even, not that you would know or care.So who created the rules you must follow? A tree? Merlin? Walt Disney? Our rules are straight from the mouth of God, not some bone throwing tree hugging social misfit.
There are many like me. What, retarded? Semi-literate? Unsaved blaspheming trash destined for a fiery future?
Yes, six-thousand years old, is sooo old. Riight. Right you had to get something right eventually even if it was just sarcasm.
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The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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07-26-2007, 05:13 AM
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Ah, Zeke once said it was Razor Encrusted. Though perhaps it's both? Maybe even ribbed for that extra sensation.
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Orly? Old Zekey's really getting creative in his descriptions nowadays.
Almost makes you wonder...
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-26-2007, 09:32 AM
Wicca isn't old. But druidism is indeed very old. At one time, druids were revered. Although wicca isn't old, many other's are. And, look at that, Druidry is still practiced. Although, maybe not like it used to, but it still exists.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-26-2007, 11:54 AM
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It just annoys me when people think wicca is ancient, it really isn't. It's one of the youngest religions out there.
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He's not even a real wicker, he's a pick'n'mix wicker. (Wicc'an'mix?) He invents a religion for himself that no-one in the entire world has previously practised, then has the nerve to claim it's older than Jesus.
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Wicca isn't old. But druidism is indeed very old. At one time, druids were revered.
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Yes. Then the Christians came, and the druids did their druid magic to protect themselves and their followers, and they were all brutally murdered in the name of JESUS! What does that tell you about how much use druidism is?
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Although wicca isn't old, many other's are.
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Yes, there are many other cults out there that are older than wickedanism. What about it? You don't follow any of those cults, you follow stealtfcism.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-26-2007, 12:49 PM
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I am polytheistic Pagan with some LHP leanings. Not Wiccan, Pagan, big difference.
P.S. The rede is purely wiccan, sweetie. Pagans do not follow the rede unless they follow, in part at least, Wicca.
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I'm curious how did you become a pagan ?
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07-26-2007, 12:51 PM
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I'm curious how did you become a pagan ?
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Jesus dropped a rock on her head.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-26-2007, 01:25 PM
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Yes. Then the Christians came, and the druids did their druid magic to protect themselves and their followers, and they were all brutally murdered in the name of JESUS! What does that tell you about how much use druidism is?
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I must disagree, good brother.
It's never murder if God commands it.
And nobody could deny those druids got exactly what they deserved.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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