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What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 08:40 PM
I'm curious as to know, what religion is everyone else. Do you spit in the face of Jesus? If so, good for you! *applause* I am a form of pagan. What religion do the rest of you spit in jesus's face to? Oh, i hope someone out there is a satanist, but those are rather hard to find, believe it or not. All this time, i still haven't found one. Still, it's worth looking into, seeing as how much it will make the TCs out there mad.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 08:45 PM
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I'm curious as to know, what religion is everyone else. Do you spit in the face of Jesus? If so, good for you! *applause* I am a form of pagan. What religion do the rest of you spit in jesus's face to? Oh, i hope someone out there is a satanist, but those are rather hard to find, believe it or not. All this time, i still haven't found one. Still, it's worth looking into, seeing as how much it will make the TCs out there mad.
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err.. that's annoying. It messed up. BTW, i posted this thread here, so they couldn't move it. Otherwise, they would have been all shirty with me.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 08:49 PM
I think you underestimate us here in Freehold.
We welcome this information and shall endeavor to bring Salvation to any Heathen visiting "God's favourite Forum".
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 09:07 PM
So? welcome the information. I really don't care about someone who damns me to hell, thanks. Although, if you pray hard enough to your god, you might be able to convert me.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 10:28 PM
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So? welcome the information. I really don't care about someone who damns me to hell, thanks. Although, if you pray hard enough to your god, you might be able to convert me.
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I don't damn you to Hell friend. I love you as would Jesus if you'd just let Him into your life.
I can only give fair warning as written in The Bible what will happen if you stay Unsaved.
There is still time for you.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 11:11 PM
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So? welcome the information. I really don't care about someone who damns me to hell, thanks. Although, if you pray hard enough to your god, you might be able to convert me.
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Friend,
We want to save you from Hell. Well do what it takes to save you, even if it means beating you with a baseball bat to accept Christ's love. Don't force Jesus to burn you!
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 11:17 PM
I am polytheistic Pagan with some LHP leanings. Not Wiccan, Pagan, big difference.
P.S. The rede is purely wiccan, sweetie. Pagans do not follow the rede unless they follow, in part at least, Wicca.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 11:20 PM
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Friend,
We want to save you from Hell. Well do what it takes to save you, even if it means beating you with a baseball bat to accept Christ's love. Don't force Jesus to burn you!
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AMEN PASTOR!!!!
I still give thanks to the men who have put me in my place with a good beating to ward off those Demons.
Sadly, those Men are no longer with us but their memory lives on in my mind as though it was just yesterday.
Every time my Mexican Gardener cuts the Lawns I think about them. Every time I walk through my glorious Flowerbeds the memory of those men goes through my mind and I just have to raise a smile.
That's why Jesus loves me so much.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 11:25 PM
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I am polytheistic Pagan with some LHP leanings.
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Lutheran/Harry Potterist?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 11:27 PM
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AMEN PASTOR!!!!
I still give thanks to the men who have put me in my place with a good beating to ward off those Demons.
Sadly, those Men are no longer with us but their memory lives on in my mind as though it was just yesterday.
Every time my Mexican Gardener cuts the Lawns I think about them. Every time I walk through my glorious Flowerbeds the memory of those men goes through my mind and I just have to raise a smile.
That's why Jesus loves me so much.
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Yes, it is sad how Pastor Thomas and Pastor Jones were called home by Jesus. Thomas passed away from a heart attack while he was excursing (I think, the corner said it was while he was exerting himself) and drowned in his bath tub. Didn’t you receive a bit of money from those two in their wills Sister Talitha? I guess they must have been proud of how you grew in Christ then.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 11:31 PM
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Lutheran/Harry Potterist?
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Well, I actually did mean left hand path leanings, but your idea is still pretty funny.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-23-2007, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by stealtfc
I'm curious as to know, what religion is everyone else. Do you spit in the face of Jesus? If so, good for you! *applause* I am a form of pagan. What religion do the rest of you spit in jesus's face to?
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Originally Posted by stealtfc
So? welcome the information. I really don't care about someone who damns me to hell, thanks.
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Brothers and sisters in Christ, take heed! Pay close attention to the hateful spewings and frothings of this demon. When the power of the Holy Ghost is with us, satan grows furious! GLORY!! We are rattling his cage today!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-24-2007, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
I am polytheistic Pagan with some LHP leanings. Not Wiccan, Pagan, big difference.
P.S. The rede is purely wiccan, sweetie. Pagans do not follow the rede unless they follow, in part at least, Wicca.
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i know that. But, the branch i am, combines multiple things into one. So, i guess you could call me partially wiccan. and partially a druid. And, a bunch of other things. hahaha...... yeah.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-24-2007, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Friend,
We want to save you from Hell. Well do what it takes to save you, even if it means beating you with a baseball bat to accept Christ's love. Don't force Jesus to burn you!
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well, then, i hope you begin beating me with a baseball bat. Will it save me if you beat me? Please? oh, i want jesus to do it! Get jesus, and come find me, and beat me with a baseball bat.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-24-2007, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by stealtfc
I'm curious as to know, what religion is everyone else. Do you spit in the face of Jesus? If so, good for you! *applause* I am a form of pagan. What religion do the rest of you spit in jesus's face to? Oh, i hope someone out there is a satanist, but those are rather hard to find, believe it or not. All this time, i still haven't found one. Still, it's worth looking into, seeing as how much it will make the TCs out there mad.
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Agnosticism.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-24-2007, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by stealtfc
i know that. But, the branch i am, combines multiple things into one. So, i guess you could call me partially wiccan. and partially a druid. And, a bunch of other things. hahaha...... yeah.
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So, somewhat of an eclectic, then? That's cool.
Mind you, these guys will say that we're all headed for Satan's stewpot no matter what our beliefs are.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-24-2007, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
So, somewhat of an eclectic, then? That's cool.
Mind you, these guys will say that we're all headed for Satan's stewpot no matter what our beliefs are.
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I hear they have movie nights on Fridays.
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07-24-2007, 06:58 AM
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I hear they have movie nights on Fridays.
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Yeah, and they're looking forward to the show with Godly glee, too
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-24-2007, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by stealtfc
i know that. But, the branch i am, combines multiple things into one. So, i guess you could call me partially wiccan. and partially a druid.
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Is that the set-up for a joke? Q: What do you get when you cross a wiccan with a druid? A: I dunno, but it sure is stupid and annoying.
Hmm, there's get to be a better punchline than that.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: What religion are you? -
07-24-2007, 08:45 PM
do you even know the difference between a wiccan and a druid? oh, and i'm still waiting on one of you to beat me with a baseball bat.
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