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Default Re: Ladies only - 01-25-2008, 12:50 AM

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I won the Blue Ribbon at the 2003 State Fair with my Chess Pie! I substituted my own milk and this made all the difference to the judges. They were very impressed that I had literally put myself into the recipe.

I was required to recreate a pie from scratch (in their presence) in order to prove that what I said was true.

I think she is saying bared her swollen teat and expressed milk into a pie in public? I wonder if she got the Blue Ribbon for the pie or the lewd performance?

I live in Texas, too and am ashamed to have some one from my home state admit to such a vile act. Thankfully, the moderators saw fit to ban this harlot forever.
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Default Re: Ladies only - 01-25-2008, 02:31 AM

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I'm pretty sure the entire radical feminist movement started from a bunch of housewives getting together to discuss recipes and housework tips, and just sort of snowballed from there.
It's known as the Tupperware Revolution IIRC, named after that famous feminazi, Avon Tupperware.


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Default Re: Ladies only - 01-26-2008, 03:34 AM

Forgive me Jesus, for not noticing this thread earlier and deleting it! THERE WILL BE NO WOMEN ONLY FORUM!!! Women are unclean and unworthy of such a thing. Our husbands need to know what we are doing and saying at all times as prescribed by our Lord, Jesus Christ...

Proverbs 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

Now get back to your kitchen!


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Default Re: Ladies only - 01-26-2008, 04:19 AM

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Forgive me Jesus, for not noticing this thread earlier and deleting it! THERE WILL BE NO WOMEN ONLY FORUM!!! Women are unclean and unworthy of such a thing. Our husbands need to know what we are doing and saying at all times as prescribed by our Lord, Jesus Christ...

Proverbs 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

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I won the Blue Ribbon at the 2003 State Fair with my Chess Pie! I substituted my own milk and this made all the difference to the judges. They were very impressed that I had literally put myself into the recipe.

I was required to recreate a pie from scratch (in their presence) in order to prove that what I said was true.



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Default Re: Ladies only - 01-28-2008, 12:04 PM

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I think that is very sesible. I have used mine in both tea and New England clam chowder.


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Angry Re: Ladies only - 01-28-2008, 03:34 PM

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I think that is very sesible. I have used mine in both tea and New England clam chowder.

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