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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-15-2014, 01:26 PM
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I never said I believed that moon-landing nonsense.
Imagine: landing a "space ship" on what amounts to a slightly-oversized light bulb!
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You believing that moon is a "sligtly-oversized light bulb" is just toubleing.
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02-15-2014, 01:26 PM
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Your death threats have been noted and forwarded to the NSA (not that we need to of course )
Seriously? You want all Americans dead? Tssk.
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it was a typ-o i wanted to say taht all of you americans should be on a diet
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02-15-2014, 01:31 PM
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You believing that moon is a "sligtly-oversized light bulb" is just toubleing.
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Well, what do you think it is?
(Genesis 1:16) "And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also."
Wait...you think it's a big rock???
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it was a typ-o i wanted to say taht all of you americans should be on a diet
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I'm not fat.
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02-15-2014, 01:33 PM
In my first post i was talking about forcing your religion on to "non-believers". I was indicating to this:
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Even though I only came here to share the Lord's word, to introduce the kindness (but also the anger) of The Baby Jesus, I have been treated like a leper.
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02-15-2014, 01:35 PM
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it was a typ-o i wanted to say taht all of you americans should be on a diet
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Dont even have anything against americans, i have something against you narrow minded redneck fags, who don't like to accept other cultural ways and think the best only of themselves. Jesus taught you that you should always be forgiving and love every human on earth.
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02-15-2014, 01:35 PM
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In my first post i was talking about forcing your religion on to "non-believers". I was indicating to this:
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So "introduce" means "force" in your country?
Better check those reading scores again.
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02-15-2014, 01:38 PM
what is hypocrisy?
hypocrisy
hɪˈpɒkrɪsi/
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noun: hypocrisy; plural noun: hypocrisies
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the practice of claiming to have higher standards or more noble beliefs than is the case.
In my opinion all this talk about you being better than non-beliver, slauntering otheres, to make yourself look better and etc should be considered to be hyporitical
Therefore you should consider that you yourself have sinned against your belifes and religion!
( Matthew 24:51)
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02-15-2014, 01:41 PM
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Well, what do you think it is?
Wait...you think it's a big rock???
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a, YEAH!
Wait... you think some imaginary friend made all this in seven days??? I suppose you don't have anything to support your story beside Genesis. It is just a storybook somebody wrote long time ago, a very detailed on on your behalf. Then again Tolkien also wrote some very detailed story books. But they are yet considered as FICTION. So is Bible and GOD.
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02-15-2014, 01:45 PM
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it was a typ-o i wanted to say taht all of you americans should be on a diet
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OK Friend, I'll believe you. What is a Christian if not forgiving, right? (the NSA on the other hand, aye aye aye...)
That said: you should be careful with stereotypes. About 36% of the US population is well rounded - they probably earned it after working hard! - which leaves 64% that is not. So a blanket statement "they are all fat" is not something an educated person would say.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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02-15-2014, 01:45 PM
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what is hypocrisy?
hypocrisy
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noun: hypocrisy; plural noun: hypocrisies
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the practice of claiming to have higher standards or more noble beliefs than is the case.
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No, it's the quality of falsely claiming to have good characteristics that you actually don't have.
I have never seen a single instance of this at Landover Baptist from a True Christian™.
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02-15-2014, 01:47 PM
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yes i dont belive in hell nor heaven
But YOU DO, and therefore Hell is where you are going!
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Believing in something does not make it real.
You might believe Atlantis is real. Doesn't mean you're going there.
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02-15-2014, 01:49 PM
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a, YEAH!
Wait... you think some imaginary friend made all this in seven days??? I suppose you don't have anything to support your story beside Genesis. It is just a storybook somebody wrote long time ago, a very detailed on on your behalf. Then again Tolkien also wrote some very detailed story books. But they are yet considered as FICTION. So is Bible and GOD.
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So you don't believe in God? Oops!
(John 3:18) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."
<--- you
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-15-2014, 01:52 PM
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You think some imaginary friend made all this in seven days???
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Nope. God made everything in SIX days.
Ex 20:11 For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
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Not true. We also have Exodus (see above).
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It is just a storybook somebody wrote long time ago, a very detailed on on your behalf. Then again Tolkien also wrote some very detailed story books. But they are yet considered as FICTION. So is Bible and GOD.
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Yes, but the Lord of the Rings doesn't claim to be the inspired Word of God. The Bible does.
2 Tim 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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02-15-2014, 01:52 PM
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Believing in something does not make it real.
You might believe Atlantis is real. Doesn't mean you're going there.
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HOLD IT right there. So you admit that there is no GOD and Genesis and creationism isn't real?
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02-15-2014, 01:54 PM
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HOLD IT right there. So you admit that there is no GOD and Genesis and creationism isn't real?
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I'll admit no such thing. I only said simply believing something doesn't make it real. I believe the Bible because it's true.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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02-15-2014, 01:55 PM
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Believing in something does not make it real.
You might believe Atlantis is real. Doesn't mean you're going there.
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thank you for pointing that out!
You might believe God is real. Doesn't mean she/it is real!
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02-15-2014, 02:01 PM
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No, it's the quality of falsely claiming to have good characteristics that you actually don't have.
I have never seen a single instance of this at Landover Baptist from a True Christian™.
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Well If anybody hasnt told you yet, slauntering others doesnt make you good person, which you claim to be since you all are going to heaven?
You have to be a good person to get to heaven, am i wrong?
since if you claim to be a good person you are in fact a hipocrit!
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-15-2014, 02:15 PM
Slauntering?
Wait, are you accusing me of slaughtering someone? Sorry pal, I follow ALL of the rules that Our Lord Jesus Christ has handed down.
(Exodus 20:13) "Thou shalt not kill."
Maybe you lithustonians should crack a Bible some time, huh?
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02-15-2014, 02:27 PM
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Slauntering?
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Wait, are you accusing me of slaughtering someone? Sorry pal, I follow ALL of the rules that Our Lord Jesus Christ has handed down.
(Exodus 20:13) "Thou shalt not kill."
Maybe you lithustonians should crack a Bible some time, huh?
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yes misspell the word slander/slandering, since english isnt my native language
AND slandering is what, you babtist have done here!
talking *** potty language *** about things you dont know is slandering.
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slanderˈslɑːndə/
nounLaw
noun: slander
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the action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation.
"he is suing the TV company for slander"- a false and malicious spoken statement.
plural noun: slanders
"I've had just about all I can stomach of your slanders"
synonyms:defamation, defamation of character, character assassination, misrepresentation of character, calumny, libel; Morescandalmongering, malicious gossip, muckraking, smear campaigning, disparagement, denigration, derogation, aspersions, vilification, traducement, obloquy, backbiting, scurrility;
lie, slur, smear, untruth, false accusation, false report, insult, slight;
informalmud-slinging;
informalbad-mouthing;
archaiccontumely
"he'd sue me for slander if I made the accusation publicly"
antonyms:acclamation, praise
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verb: slander; 3rd person present: slanders; past tense: slandered; past participle: slandered; gerund or present participle: slandering
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make false and damaging statements about (someone).
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considering all this, maybe you babtist should learn from this and stop it while you still can, maybe your god will forgive you and accept you to heaven.
After all its watching you and reading your forums and emails and listeing to you calls, much like NSA
Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 02-15-2014 at 02:30 PM.
Reason: Potty mouth.
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02-15-2014, 02:33 PM
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talking *** potty language *** about things you dont know is slandering.
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Watch the potty mouth, please.
As far as "things you dont (sic) know" if you can find ONE instance where a True Christian™ has either misquoted the Bible or "interpreted" it in any way, I will send $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.
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