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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-08-2014, 05:40 PM
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Hey people I'm back, bringing you the truth once again. This time I really don't wanna start too much of a fuss, so let's get this started, shall we?
1: The Holy Bible!
It's cute an all, believing that all of existence, the galaxies, the laws of physics, all of matter could be compressed into small poems, eventually becoming a book of around 1500 pages. You know, using that logic I could say that the Silmarillion is, in fact, the ultimate truth and those that do not support Eru shall burn in the depths of Mordor. I too know that the Bible exists, but so does Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings! They are no more truthful than that book you call "Holy".
Like I've said before, the Bible wasn't in any way written by God. This brings sooooo many conflicts into place. First of all, y'all think that America is God's "favorite" country of something like that. Well tell you what, the Bible was at first released in some Middle-Eastern language. It didn't appear in English until the ends of the Middle Ages! So why would God write something in a language that didn't support the language used in his favorite country?
Anyway, it's been scientifically and literally proven that the Bible is simply a collection of scripts brought together by a bunch of Romans.
2: Evil-ution from Monkeys!
Evolution (I don't know why you misspelt it) is not a theory, it's a scientific theory. That means that all evidence points in that direction.
As for why monkeys still exist, well here is where you go wrong: the monkeys we evolved from no longer exist. Those have, as well, become different species. If you'd mind doing any for of research, you'd notice that the ancestors of Homo-Sapiens and all other form of apes had a same ancestor. Those guys are what you call the un-evolved monkeys. They don't exist anymore. Period.
3: The 'Big Bang'
Just like evolution, the Big Bang isn't a theory, it's a scientific theory. I highly doubt you need a separate explanation this time.
You know what? I'll be honest. 100% honest, ok? The thing you will never be. Here goes: I. Don't. F*cking. Know. I have no idea what happened before the Big Bang, but I have an idea. I think, and I kinda know, that the big bang was an expansion of all of the matter in all of the universe at one time. How it got there, no fricking idea, but here's a question: where did God come from? And please, pretty please don't with the half-backed "well, God has always been here. Duh" because that's just... ignorant and simply ridiculous.
4: Dinosaurs
Even after 3 months, my question remains the same: dafuq? So wait wait wait, you're saying that 200 million year-old reptiles co-existed... along present day men? That's a f*cking 199+ million year difference!
This goes hand-in-hand with my first answer: The bible isn't the ultimate truth. And anyway the "Noah's Ark" thing is completely scientifically impossible, fitting hundreds of millions of species of animals onto a F*CKING BOAT! And don't say that they only put a few species of mammals, a few species of reptiles because then they all would have had to evolve into all the present-day species we see today. And anyway, dafuq did God even want to do this "flood" thing? Couldn't he just you know, give every human a heart attack? Surviving for over a year in over 9,000 meters is completely impossible.
Anyway, that raps up this thing. Have fun being complete ignorant bastards!
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Dear Godmocking Atheistic Maggot;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping monkeys and eating Christian babies to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-10-2014, 04:36 AM
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Dear Godmocking Atheistic Maggot;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping monkeys and eating Christian babies to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-11-2014, 09:57 PM
Ah.....I am personally not atheist but a ton of my friends are and they are very good people. Better than me at least.. They are willing to be charitable, kind, and good isn't that what even Christianity is supposed to be about?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-11-2014, 11:14 PM
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Ah.....I am personally not atheist but a ton of my friends are and they are very good people. Better than me at least...
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And I'll just leave that there (oh, wait, you already did).
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...They are willing to be charitable, kind, and good isn't that what even Christianity is supposed to be about?
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Sure, once you redefine "charitable", "kind", and "good" to match what the Bible says they are.
Why not read the Bible (the real one, not that Book of Mo ron) to find out what being a Christian really means?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-11-2014, 11:39 PM
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Ah.....I am personally not atheist but a ton of my friends are and they are very good people. Better than me at least.. They are willing to be charitable, kind, and good isn't that what even Christianity is supposed to be about?
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If you think that all you need to do is "be nice" to avoid hellfire, then you've got another think coming.
Read my sermon on the subject HERE.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-12-2014, 03:02 PM
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Ah.....I am personally not atheist but a ton of my friends are and they are very good people. Better than me at least.. They are willing to be charitable, kind, and good isn't that what even Christianity is supposed to be about?
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Sure. Just like serial killers, atheists tend to live a double life and pretend to be normal, kind, charitable etc. They know they have no moral compass, slaughtering thousands of people would be perfectly okay with no God to tell us right from wrong. Your atheist friends have a guilty conscience because of that and try to gloss over their immorality with pretending to be "very good people". Christianity is not about these atheist packs of lies, it's about accepting Jesus as Lord and Savior
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-12-2014, 03:48 PM
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Sure. Just like serial killers, atheists tend to live a double life and pretend to be normal, kind, charitable etc. They know they have no moral compass, slaughtering thousands of people would be perfectly okay with no God to tell us right from wrong. Your atheist friends have a guilty conscience because of that and try to gloss over their immorality with pretending to be "very good people". Christianity is not about these atheist packs of lies, it's about accepting Jesus as Lord and Savior
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Glory Brother. Let us just look at the example of the Iraq War - when Christians ran it, the destruction of the Iraqi nation was a Godly act of Christian love and charity. The second Obummer took the war over when he illegal was voted into the presidency the Iraq War turned into a brutal war of occupation. Why? Because N-Obamma is an atheist.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-12-2014, 06:55 PM
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Reason #?? (I hope this isn't too abstract) But, I noticed that Atheists are really afraid of death, so they refuse to eat good wholesome American food like Roast Beef, Bacon, Sour Cream, Cheddar Cheese, Chili Cheese Fries, Dairy Queen Snicker's Blizzard, etc... Just imagine how miserable life would be if you spent it eating soy beans and wheat grass because you were afraid to die because you secretly knew you were going to HELL!
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Dude, just because you're athiest, does not mean you're vegan or vegitarian.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-12-2014, 07:01 PM
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Dude, just because you're athiest, does not mean you're vegan or vegitarian.
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One hundred and two!
Make that one hundred and two reasons atheists are wrong.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-12-2014, 07:05 PM
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Dude, just because you're athiest, does not mean you're vegan or vegitarian.
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Athiest? Vegitarian?
Where is your introductory thread?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-12-2014, 11:04 PM
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Dude, just because you're athiest, does not mean you're vegan or vegitarian.
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You know who else was vegetarian? Adolf Hitler, that's who!
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-13-2014, 03:18 AM
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You know who else was vegetarian? Adolf Hitler, that's who!
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Hitler was - Socialist
- Vegetarian
- Dog lover
- Atheist
- had facial hair
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-15-2014, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by AtheistAsshat
Hey people I'm back, bringing you the truth once again. This time I really don't wanna start too much of a fuss, so let's get this started, shall we?
1: The Holy Bible!
It's cute an all, believing that all of existence, the galaxies, the laws of physics, all of matter could be compressed into small poems, eventually becoming a book of around 1500 pages. You know, using that logic I could say that the Silmarillion is, in fact, the ultimate truth and those that do not support Eru shall burn in the depths of Mordor. I too know that the Bible exists, but so does Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings! They are no more truthful than that book you call "Holy".
Like I've said before, the Bible wasn't in any way written by God. This brings sooooo many conflicts into place. First of all, y'all think that America is God's "favorite" country of something like that. Well tell you what, the Bible was at first released in some Middle-Eastern language. It didn't appear in English until the ends of the Middle Ages! So why would God write something in a language that didn't support the language used in his favorite country?
Anyway, it's been scientifically and literally proven that the Bible is simply a collection of scripts brought together by a bunch of Romans.
2: Evil-ution from Monkeys!
Evolution (I don't know why you misspelt it) is not a theory, it's a scientific theory. That means that all evidence points in that direction.
As for why monkeys still exist, well here is where you go wrong: the monkeys we evolved from no longer exist. Those have, as well, become different species. If you'd mind doing any for of research, you'd notice that the ancestors of Homo-Sapiens and all other form of apes had a same ancestor. Those guys are what you call the un-evolved monkeys. They don't exist anymore. Period.
3: The 'Big Bang'
Just like evolution, the Big Bang isn't a theory, it's a scientific theory. I highly doubt you need a separate explanation this time.
You know what? I'll be honest. 100% honest, ok? The thing you will never be. Here goes: I. Don't. F*cking. Know. I have no idea what happened before the Big Bang, but I have an idea. I think, and I kinda know, that the big bang was an expansion of all of the matter in all of the universe at one time. How it got there, no fricking idea, but here's a question: where did God come from? And please, pretty please don't with the half-backed "well, God has always been here. Duh" because that's just... ignorant and simply ridiculous.
4: Dinosaurs
Even after 3 months, my question remains the same: dafuq? So wait wait wait, you're saying that 200 million year-old reptiles co-existed... along present day men? That's a f*cking 199+ million year difference!
This goes hand-in-hand with my first answer: The bible isn't the ultimate truth. And anyway the "Noah's Ark" thing is completely scientifically impossible, fitting hundreds of millions of species of animals onto a F*CKING BOAT! And don't say that they only put a few species of mammals, a few species of reptiles because then they all would have had to evolve into all the present-day species we see today. And anyway, dafuq did God even want to do this "flood" thing? Couldn't he just you know, give every human a heart attack? Surviving for over a year in over 9,000 meters is completely impossible.
Anyway, that raps up this thing. Have fun being complete ignorant bastards!
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Evolution is a theory, so is gravity. Go jump of a cliff then, please, it would do the world a whole heap of good. If you don't believe in scientific theories prove they are wrong. Evolution is more proven than gravity SO IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GRAVITY ***swearword deleted*** OFF A CLIFF, it will do the world loads of good
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-15-2014, 11:08 AM
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Evolution is a theory, so is gravity. Go jump of a cliff then, please, it would do the world a whole heap of good. If you don't believe in scientific theories prove they are wrong. Evolution is more proven than gravity SO IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GRAVITY ***swearword deleted*** OFF A CLIFF, it will do the world loads of good
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-16-2014, 03:52 PM
Damn, I'm really disappointed in you guys. The first time I put this list out, I actually got something decent to debate with. This time it's all "well, you're too smart for us, Mr. atheist, we'll just put an infraction on you and tell you you're going to hell." So I'll give it one last shot, then I'm most likely never gonna come back to this page, it being full of ignorant trolls and stuff.
1: The Holy Bible!
It's cute an all, believing that all of existence, the galaxies, the laws of physics, all of matter could be compressed into small poems, eventually becoming a book of around 1500 pages. You know, using that logic I could say that the Silmarillion is, in fact, the ultimate truth and those that do not support Eru shall burn in the depths of Mordor. I too know that the Bible exists, but so does Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings! They are no more truthful than that book you call "Holy".
Like I've said before, the Bible wasn't in any way written by God. This brings sooooo many conflicts into place. First of all, y'all think that America is God's "favorite" country of something like that. Well tell you what, the Bible was at first released in some Middle-Eastern language. It didn't appear in English until the ends of the Middle Ages! So why would God write something in a language that didn't support the language used in his favorite country?
Anyway, it's been scientifically and literally proven that the Bible is simply a collection of scripts brought together by a bunch of Romans.
2: Evil-ution from Monkeys!
Evolution (I don't know why you misspelt it) is not a theory, it's a scientific theory. That means that all evidence points in that direction.
As for why monkeys still exist, well here is where you go wrong: the monkeys we evolved from no longer exist. Those have, as well, become different species. If you'd mind doing any for of research, you'd notice that the ancestors of Homo-Sapiens and all other form of apes had a same ancestor. Those guys are what you call the un-evolved monkeys. They don't exist anymore. Period.
3: The 'Big Bang'
Just like evolution, the Big Bang isn't a theory, it's a scientific theory. I highly doubt you need a separate explanation this time.
You know what? I'll be honest. 100% honest, ok? The thing you will never be. Here goes: I. Don't. F*cking. Know. I have no idea what happened before the Big Bang, but I have an idea. I think, and I kinda know, that the big bang was an expansion of all of the matter in all of the universe at one time. How it got there, no fricking idea, but here's a question: where did God come from? And please, pretty please don't with the half-backed "well, God has always been here. Duh" because that's just... ignorant and simply ridiculous.
4: Dinosaurs
Even after 3 months, my question remains the same: dafuq? So wait wait wait, you're saying that 200 million year-old reptiles co-existed... along present day men? That's a f*cking 199+ million year difference!
This goes hand-in-hand with my first answer: The bible isn't the ultimate truth. And anyway the "Noah's Ark" thing is completely scientifically impossible, fitting hundreds of millions of species of animals onto a F*CKING BOAT! And don't say that they only put a few species of mammals, a few species of reptiles because then they all would have had to evolve into all the present-day species we see today. And anyway, dafuq did God even want to do this "flood" thing? Couldn't he just you know, give every human a heart attack? Surviving for over a year in over 9,000 meters is completely impossible.
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06-16-2014, 04:05 PM
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"well, you're too smart for us, Mr. atheist"
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You are funny, in that clueless ignorant kinda way. You sure have some delusions grandeur, or you are just sadly in denial.
Friend, you are just simply wrong.
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06-16-2014, 04:11 PM
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You are funny, in that clueless ignorant kinda way. You sure have some delusions grandeur, or you are just sadly in denial.
Friend, you are just simply wrong.
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Oh come on, at least try making yourself look like something that didn't come from a stinking pile of crap! Reply properly, damnit! I'm having to rely on debate.org to prove how stupid God is!
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06-16-2014, 06:01 PM
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Oh come on, at least try making yourself look like something that didn't come from a stinking pile of crap! Reply properly, damnit! I'm having to rely on debate.org to prove how stupid God is!
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Perhaps you shouldn't rely on any ORG but on the Bible, the KJV!
Reason: by having your arguments based on an ORG you are committing a fallacy, i.e., an apply to authority instead of actual proof. And IF you wish to refer to an authority, I think that your money would be better spent on an omniscient and omnipotent entity, our LORD, not on any ORG.
Of course, when referring to our True Christian™ brother as excrement, you also commit ad hominem and guilt by association fallacies. If they are not explained in your ORG, you might reconsider trusting the ORG . And to finish yourself off, there's a nice ad misericordiam.
The following area is reserved to the actual rational part of your post:
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-17-2014, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy
Friend,
...Checkmate - Atheist!
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Hebrews 9:27-28:
And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
06-17-2014, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by AtheistAsshat
4: Dinosaurs
Even after 3 months, my question remains the same: dafuq? So wait wait wait, you're saying that 200 million year-old reptiles co-existed... along present day men? That's a f*cking 199+ million year difference!
This goes hand-in-hand with my first answer: The bible isn't the ultimate truth. And anyway the "Noah's Ark" thing is completely scientifically impossible, fitting hundreds of millions of species of animals onto a F*CKING BOAT! And don't say that they only put a few species of mammals, a few species of reptiles because then they all would have had to evolve into all the present-day species we see today. And anyway, dafuq did God even want to do this "flood" thing? Couldn't he just you know, give every human a heart attack? Surviving for over a year in over 9,000 meters is completely impossible.
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You know, I think there is a way how to explain the Noah's Ark thing and make it plausible from a scientific viewpoint. It all depends on perspective and sense of scale.
Think about it, when this story was written some 2000+ years ago, people didn't know much about the world. Information didn't travel very far and neither did people. One could be born, grow up and die in the same village, without knowing anything about the rest of the world. In fact, to you, the village was the entire world.
So, assuming that to you the "entire world" is your home village (maybe a few other nearby villages), the Noah's Ark is a very plausible thing. While it is impossible for flood to cover the entire world, regional floods are very real. So, let's say that the region you live in gets flooded. A massive, once in a generation flood, that covers the region (your entire world). You build a ship and decide to gather all the animals in the world, in order to ensure their survival.
How many species of animals you know? A lot, probably. Now, how many species of animals are native to the region you live in? Your state/county/whatever? An ancient farmer would probably have the "standard" set of animals. Pigs, cows, goats, dogs, cats, chickens and a few more animals. Perhaps 10 species of animals. Of course, there are a lot more species in the entire world, but if your entire world is limited to your local region, those 10 animal species would be "all the animal species in the entire world".
If you go by this, then some parts of the Noah's Ark sound rather plausible, don't you think?
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