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Default Greetings, everyone! - 11-09-2015, 01:13 PM
Hello everyone, my name is Mikhail Shoholov. I'm originally from Moscow, Russia but now I live in Philadelphia, USA, along with my family.

My grandfather was also a devoted baptist and because of that, he was killed by the communist atheists. His courage has influenced my life. After finding out about his story, I have decided to follow Jesus and to tell the world about the true Path of Righteousness.
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Default Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-09-2015, 01:18 PM
I forgot to mention that my favourite Bible verse is Psalm 118:14: The LORD is my strength and my song; he has become my salvation.
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Default Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-09-2015, 01:27 PM
Hey there Mick- um, Mikh...

How 'bout if I just call you Michael?

Anyway, welcome to our friendly forum! Can you tell me the straight dope on Russian brides? I'm thinking about ordering one, but I don't want to get ripped off.

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Default Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-09-2015, 01:50 PM
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Hey there Mick- um, Mikh...

How 'bout if I just call you Michael?

Anyway, welcome to our friendly forum! Can you tell me the straight dope on Russian brides? I'm thinking about ordering one, but I don't want to get ripped off.
It's ok, people here usually call me "Michael".

I know some people who have ordered Russian brides and it all went well. It's safe, you won't get ripped off.
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Default Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-09-2015, 01:59 PM
Hello, dear, and to God's favorite forum!

I'm glad that following your grandfather's steps, you've rejected that false religion of "Orthodoxy" and decided to be Saved instead!


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Default Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-09-2015, 02:17 PM
Welcome to Babylon. Have you come here to be educated? I am here as a student to learn to be a journalist.

Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Default Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-09-2015, 03:26 PM
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I came here to meet people that share the same views as me.
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Default Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-09-2015, 04:09 PM
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I came here to meet people that share the same views as me.
Welcome to the forum! Unfortunately for you, we here at LBC forums are not communists, atheists, or Russians (thank Christ). Tell us a little more about yourself on the unlikely chance you have something in common with an American Baptist.

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Love Jesus Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-09-2015, 04:22 PM
Welcome, Mr. Shoholov!

Are you by any chance related to the author Mikhail Sholohov, who used to be one of my favorites during the years of my slightly shameful youth? His book And Quiet Flows the Don is still a useful peek into the state of mind of the Soviet States, the unfortunate interregnum between The Russia of yonderyear and the present-day Godly Russia.

Of course, it hardly compares with the Bible!

Exodus 22:20
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

I think you have found your Spiritual home on our Forum. Looking forward to rousing discussions with you!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-09-2015, 06:06 PM
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Hello everyone, my name is Mikhail Shoholov. I'm originally from Moscow, Russia but now I live in Philadelphia, USA, along with my family.

My grandfather was also a devoted baptist and because of that, he was killed by the communist atheists. His courage has influenced my life. After finding out about his story, I have decided to follow Jesus and to tell the world about the true Path of Righteousness.
Welcome Michael. We are friendly and welcoming to all Christians who come here and we are anxious to hear your testimony. Philadelphia was once an important American city. Now, the city is home to violent Negroes who hate Jesus, America and White people. It would be wise to move to suburbia before your car is stolen. Please do tell us of your adventures in Russia and your journey to America. Do you know President Vladimir Putin? He is a friend to Christians and a righteous man.

God Bless!

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Welcome to the forum! Unfortunately for you, we here at LBC forums are not communists, atheists, or Russians (thank Christ). Tell us a little more about yourself on the unlikely chance you have something in common with an American Baptist.
Well, I'm 100% Russian, so definitely not American. At least I'm an American citizen.

Just because I'm Russian doesn't mean I can't be saved.

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Welcome Michael. We are friendly and welcoming to all Christians who come here and we are anxious to hear your testimony. Philadelphia was once an important American city. Now, the city is home to violent Negroes who hate Jesus, America and White people. It would be wise to move to suburbia before your car is stolen. Please do tell us of your adventures in Russia and your journey to America. Do you know President Vladimir Putin? He is a friend to Christians and a righteous man.

God Bless!
Indeed, black people are a problem in my neighbourhood. But for the moment, none caused me trouble.

I used to work as an electrician in Moscow. I moved in America in 1999, hoping that after the fall of the Soviet Union, things would change. Not a chance.
Unfortunately, I don't personally know Vladimir Putin, but I do admire him. He's a great man.

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Welcome, Mr. Shoholov!

Are you by any chance related to the author Mikhail Sholohov, who used to be one of my favorites during the years of my slightly shameful youth? His book And Quiet Flows the Don is still a useful peek into the state of mind of the Soviet States, the unfortunate interregnum between The Russia of yonderyear and the present-day Godly Russia.

Of course, it hardly compares with the Bible!

Exodus 22:20
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I think you have found your Spiritual home on our Forum. Looking forward to rousing discussions with you!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-10-2015, 01:05 AM
Grüß Gott Herr Shoholov!

I am most terribly sorry about your grandfather, atheistic autocrats have done great damage to Europe during the last century. I hope you find solace in the fact that they will burn for all eternity.

Ihr Bruder im Glauben,
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Default Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-10-2015, 07:00 PM
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Grüß Gott Herr Shoholov!

I am most terribly sorry about your grandfather, atheistic autocrats have done great damage to Europe during the last century. I hope you find solace in the fact that they will burn for all eternity.

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At least I know for sure that my grandfather has a special seat in Heaven.
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Default Re: Greetings, everyone! - 11-15-2015, 10:05 AM
Hi, Michael ! I'm glad there's another Russian on this Godly forum! Soon it will be plenty of us here! I know Mr. Putin himself comes here sometimes, but I haven't seen him writing any posts lately!((( He's probably busy bringing Christianity to those infidels in Syria! God bless him!
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