[Faith_Machine]

I am addressing this message right now to all women out there who have been raped by Bikram Choudhury, the sinister mastermind behind the Hot Yoga cult.



I speak for everybody here when I say we are shocked, just shocked, by the horrible ordeals you fair, unsuspecting, comely, young neophytes have experienced at the hands of this manipulative, fast-talking predator.



Bikram yoga founder on rape allegations: ‘Women likes me. Women loves me ... I don’t have to assault the women’

Bikram Choudhury, founder of the heat-fueled Bikram yoga, denies that he attacked six female students who are suing him for sexual assault, saying he wouldn't force himself on anyone because "Women likes me. Women loves me," he said in an interview.

"So if I really wanted to involve the women, I don't have to assault the women," he told CNN.

Choudhury, 69, who created the hugely popular form of yoga that combines poses with rooms heated to 105 degrees, has been sued by former followers who accuse him of rape and assault.

"I never assaulted them," he told the cable network. "The answer is I feel sorry for them."

I know you dear, vulnerable women are surely blaming yourselves for the terrible violations you experienced, and I want to assure you all that you must not doubt your own judgment in this matter:

You are correct. You are very much to blame for what has happened to you, because you followed a false prophet who led you astray with Hindu teachings when he should have been giving all glory to our Lord, Jesus Christ.



Kindly refer to 2 Peter 2:1-3 and 1 John 4:1-3 in case you forgot those times God warned you against following false prophets, and also pay special attention to the following very unambiguous warning:

Matthew 7:15-20

15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.

18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.

19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

Clearly, when you young ladies entered this ravenous wolf's den, seeking "spiritual enlightenment" and to firm up your soft, jiggly bottoms, you were asking for it.




Now that Bikram Chowder, um.... Chau... whatever his name is, now that he has had his way with you, I am sure you are filled with guilt and confusion.




But there is GOOD NEWS, women. The GOOD NEWS OF JESUS CHRIST.

Not only can the Lord wash away the stain on your virtue, but He will protect you, for if you allow me to lead you to Him, and you accept Him as your personal savior, and resolve to only seek enlightenment in a franchise church bearing the official license of the Landover Baptist Church™, I can guarantee you will be completely safe, and never again have to fear being sexually abused by a teacher you looked to for spiritual guidance, because that sort of thing never, ever happens in a proper Christian church!


The first thing you need to do is confess. I am here to help you work through your terrible trauma. Contact me immediately, by sending me a personal message, and I will talk with you for as long as you need to talk, and I will listen while you get every horrible detail of your experience off your chest.

I know it might be painful to relive your trauma, but this is the only way. Leave nothing out, and please don't feel at all embarrassed about going into as much detail as you possibly can.

Jesus Christ is reaching out to you, and I cannot wait to see you reborn in His purifying blood!

[Nobar King]

I hope you are able to reach those poor girls. I'm sure they could use some support at this time.

As you know, I've been against Yoga for years:

[Faith_Machine]

Indeed, Nobar, we will never know how many women you've saved from being raped, just with your witnessing.

[VictoryOS]

It's very important to picture in your mind the sinners you are praying for. Do you happen to have any more pictures, Brother Machine?

[Faith_Machine]

Check you mail, VictoryOS! I'm overnighting a thumb drive to you to save bandwidth.

[VictoryOS]

Thank you very much. Good thing the computer is close to the prayer closet.

[Alvin Moss]

This wretched episode is a picture of what happens when entire groups jump off the straight and narrow and into the cesspool of sin and debauchery. This Bikram man and all of his disciples are worshipping false gods and practicing lewd rituals. Those women are all harlots dressed as whores. Are those what they call yoga pants?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by VictoryOS

It's very important to picture in your mind the sinners you are praying for. Do you happen to have any more pictures, Brother Machine?

Apparently this is a bigger scourge than I had originally thought. Can we depend on you to keep an eye out for whores like this in Freehold, Sister VoS? Because we could use some help.

[VictoryOS]

You can count on me, Pastor. While watching this video, I began to feverishly pray. I plan to continue to watch these videos and pray until God's Law has been restored and these harlots put their clothes back on. If these women were local, I would even suggest a laying on of hands.

May they someday see the Light.