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Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-05-2015, 12:53 AM
Two moon worshipping Muslimites have attempted to interfere with a Godly gathering of Texans up near Dallas who had come together in Christian fellowship to laugh at amusing cartoons of the Islamite Mohammed. I was being factious when I said the Sheriff got the miscreants; they actually ran afoul of our traffic police. In Texas, even the traffic cops can shoot out a birds eye with a revolver at 50 yards. If these had been more competent Muslims, someone may have had to get out a shotgun, but there were only two of them and they were easy. God loves Texans and Texas as much as He hates the godless Yankees.
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-05-2015, 02:27 AM
Thank goodness the organisers of the exhibition understood how evil mooselimbs are!
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The American Freedom Defense Initiative paid for 40 police officers to work as security at their Prophet Mohammed cartoon drawing competition, Dallas News reports, shedding light on how the gunmen who attacked the event were killed so quickly.
The paper, which had a reporter present described “thick security that included Garland police, school district security and private guards”.
It said the cost of hiring in the officers was $10,000, an expense which Pam Geller, the event’s organiser, described as “the high cost of freedom.”
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-05-2015, 03:41 AM
God Bless Pam Geller, the only one who was brave enough to repeat the inside information that I passed along to the Tea Party years ago!
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Barack Hussein Obama Jr Malcolm X Barack Hussein Obama Sr. Barack Hussein Obama Sr., Tom Mboya, and Philip Ochieng, all share common physical features of the Kenyan Luo tribe: Modest stature under six feet, round faces, small chins, wide set eyes, slanted back foreheads, and retracted hairlines…none of these features are shared by Malcolm X and Barack Hussein Obama Jr.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-05-2015, 03:43 AM
I see.
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-05-2015, 08:49 AM
It looks as though Pam Geller's website ( http://pamelageller.com/) has been hacked by those filthy mooselimbs!
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-05-2015, 03:56 PM
When ISIS attacked Iraq Obama drew a red line and bombed the muslims.
When the Taliban attacked Afghanistan Hussein Obama shot some Hellfire missiles at those muslims.
When islamistists attacked in Lybia Dronebama cruise-missiled a bunch of muslims, after France showed him how.
When Daesh attacked Iraq president monkeycoon killed some muslims.
When Al Qaida attacked in Pakistan the Kenyan droned a whole lot of muslims.
When islamic rebels attacked in Yemen the Usurper-in-Chief sent a number of muslims back to their false god.
When Somalian muslims proved a threat against US shipping Obummer wiped them out.
When the muslims attack the USA...Obama does nothing. No drones. No bombs. No destroyed training camps. No Al Qaeda #2s killed. Nothing at all. Why isn't he protecting America?! Why does he help his friends, the islamic dictators, in Kenya, Iraq, Pakistan, etc, but not his people? I want to see Predators and F15s flying over my state protecting me and bombing the muslims. Let's show them it's NOT okay to attack America!
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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-05-2015, 05:19 PM
Why hasn't the terror warning color been changed?
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-05-2015, 05:41 PM
George W. Bush would have invaded somebody. No telling who, but somebody at least.
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-05-2015, 06:35 PM
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Why hasn't the terror warning color been changed?
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They scrapped that a few years ago, probably out of embarrassment when someone pointed out that green should be above blue.
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-06-2015, 07:48 AM
I just don't get it - we all know what these mooselimbs look like, so how did they get into the country in the first place? "Racial profiling" - that's what it is, and it's the Democrats. Maybe the Scientologists can help out here - and perhaps become useful for the first time. We could outsource their services and have them connect up these suspected terrorists to one of their Emeters and "audit" them by flashing mohammed cartoons in their faces.
Maybe the NSA could hack their smart phones and report back those that face Mecca 5 times a day.
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-07-2015, 01:10 AM
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I just don't get it - we all know what these mooselimbs look like, so how did they get into the country in the first place? "Racial profiling" - that's what it is, and it's the Democrats. Maybe the Scientologists can help out here - and perhaps become useful for the first time. We could outsource their services and have them connect up these suspected terrorists to one of their Emeters and "audit" them by flashing mohammed cartoons in their faces.
Maybe the NSA could hack their smart phones and report back those that face Mecca 5 times a day.
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There is now a rumor in Christian circles here in Texas that this attack is actually associated with the recently uncovered plot by the Yankees to invade Texas. It is thought by many that the appearance of Islamist maniacs with rifles and body armor running around shooting people is desired by the Yankees to give them an excuse to seize power during their upcoming so called "exercise", known as "Jade Helm". That would explain why the terrorists drove all the way from Arizona.
I expect the Sheriff up there in North Texas will get to the bottom of it in the next few days or so.
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-07-2015, 07:08 AM
When I read the title of this thread, I thought was going to announce that Obama had finally invaded Texas in order to annex it, and that he had been shot.
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-07-2015, 07:05 PM
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When I read the title of this thread, I thought was going to announce that Obama had finally invaded Texas in order to annex it, and that he had been shot.
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Friend, the Democrats and other vile Yankees have announced that they are going to send their army to Texas and a few unimportant states to do some sort of practicing. This plan of theirs is called "Jade Helm" and will amount to an invasion of Texas. What are we supposed to believe, they are just practicing invading Texas? I can tell you this: We are having none of it! We are stronger and richer than we were last time. God is on our side and we expect to triumph!
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-13-2015, 10:11 PM
Friend, don't you know Islam is the religion of peace. Well, except for a few radicals, maybe 2 or 3 percent, which would only make about a million radicals. And, maybe their supporters, maybe 20 percent or so, which would make about 200 million. Other than that, it's mostly moderates, who won't actually go out and jihad, just cheer the jihadists on, which makes another 40 percent or 400 million. So you see you've got NOTHING to fear from Islam, no more than a six or eight hundred million Kalashnikov waving fanatics hellbent on murdering you in your sleep.
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-14-2015, 03:01 PM
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Friend, the Democrats and other vile Yankees have announced that they are going to send their army to Texas and a few unimportant states to do some sort of practicing. This plan of theirs is called "Jade Helm" and will amount to an invasion of Texas. What are we supposed to believe, they are just practicing invading Texas? I can tell you this: We are having none of it! We are stronger and richer than we were last time. God is on our side and we expect to triumph!
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Brother Moss, I am sympathetic and realize that there is still quite a bit of lingering animosity from the last time the Yankees came down there - and only to discover that all they wanted were the nigras. It's hard to tell with Obama, but perhaps all he wants are the mooselimbs and the mexicants. This might just be a blessing in disguise and the best course of action might be to just round them up and peacefully turn them over.
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Re: Muslim Terrorists Attack Texas- Shot Dead By The Sheriff! -
05-14-2015, 05:46 PM
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Brother Moss, I am sympathetic and realize that there is still quite a bit of lingering animosity from the last time the Yankees came down there - and only to discover that all they wanted were the nigras. It's hard to tell with Obama, but perhaps all he wants are the mooselimbs and the mexicants. This might just be a blessing in disguise and the best course of action might be to just round them up and peacefully turn them over.
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Brother, it is true that besides all the cotton, every cent we had, all movable treasure, the title to the farms and the entire pine forest that formerly covered East Texas, all the godless Yankees wanted to take was the Negroes. They were welcome to them. Being Yankees of the God forsaken Federal Government, they were sadly inefficient and only took about a third of them. Luckily, they took the worst of the lot and transported them to places already filled with wretched Yankees, who promptly taught the Negroes how to riot. We are further blessed that the riotous sort of activity practiced among the Negroe Yankees has never caught on in these parts.
I agree that the best outcome for all involved would be for all unsaved of all types to immediately decamp for locations far to the north of Texas. God bless Texas and God bless us every one.
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