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Default Re: Otherkin - 04-03-2007, 08:34 PM

Well, i asked my aunt why she tought she was a witch but she couldn't give an answer..She told me she likes to get in touch with spirits...
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Default Re: Otherkin - 04-03-2007, 08:51 PM

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Why don't you ask her what she means first before jumping to conclusion. She may be pulling a trick on you and half-heartedly said.. oh I'm a Witch do not you know? If she says she is a witch and means it then if your are a true Christian you have to burn her, cos the bible says so. However if your friend is truely possed by a dragon and your aunt be a True Witch, then it's probably not the best idea to burn her, as the dragon will most assuradly come to her aid. And one human against a dragon never ends well.
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Well, i asked my aunt why she tought she was a witch but she couldn't give an answer..She told me she likes to get in touch with spirits...
Did you ask her if she has ever tried to get in touch with the Holy Spirit?

Has she met Jesus yet?

You tell your aunt that about 6,000 years ago, God created the universe and the world and humans, all in 6 days.

God gave them a few laws to follow.

When God saw that they couldn't follow the laws -- because He made imperfect people but expected them to be perfect -- He drowned all except Noah and his family to show us His undying love!

That approach didn't work so well, so God set up the animal sacrifice system with Moses. It kept the priests fed (they got to eat the sacrificed animals), but the people started turning to neighboring countries' gods anyway.

So, 2000 years ago, God decided to incarnate Himself as a human named Jesus, and come to Earth. Then, He sacrificed Himself to Himself so He could put an end to the wasteful sacrifice system (which wasn't doing any good) and institute the New Covenant!

Under the New Covenant, anybody who reads the whole Bible and follows every word of it AND believes in and follows Jesus will get to go to Heaven!

Everyone else -- the people who make one error, the illiterates, the 4+ billion currently-living people who have never heard of Jesus, the witches, the furries, Catholics, liberal False Christians, Hindus, Nuwaubians, Muslims, Jews, Yoans, and all the people who "interpret" the Bible and decide some parts "are out of date" -- gets a special place, too. See, God also created a place called HELL, a place of eternal punishment.

(God's omniscient, you see. Before He created humans, He knew He would have to torture the vast majority of them for all eternity.)

In Hell, your soul gets to burn forever in an unquenchable lake of fire! Does that sound fun?

Now, if you would rather go to Heaven, all you must do is give Jesus your complete, unquestioning, unthinking obedience in all things forever. Then, when you die, you get to serve Him hand and foot in Heaven in person! Well, as long as you continue to give your complete, unquestioning, unthinking obedience in all things.

Hell will always be one good Jesus-kick away!

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Well, i asked my aunt why she tought she was a witch but she couldn't give an answer..She told me she likes to get in touch with spirits...
Spirits in a bottle eh?


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Default Re: Otherkin - 04-03-2007, 11:17 PM

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Well said, Alexia!


Wait.. you agree with something I said? Either I've been spending too much time on here OR you're getting used to me, and my sense


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Wait.. you agree with something I said? Either I've been spending too much time on here OR you're getting used to me, and my sense
Hey, it's not MY fault you said something right!

Perhaps Jesus is peeking into your heart . . . He's always ready for that Fair Trade!

Just give Him complete eternal control of every aspect of your life, even your thoughts, and He'll give you that unconditional* love! Swell guy, that Jesus! Gotta love Him!

(Or He'll toss you into Hell . . .)


*Unconditional love offer revokable at any time. Any deviation from Unconditional Love contract by contractee renders the contract null and void, and contractee will no longer receive Unconditional Love of Jesus.

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I like the name sagnui. It's my nickname. I don't mind if dragons are devil's creatures becouse i feel a strong connections to them. I have always loved Dragons. My friend think she is a dragon trapped inside a human body. I can't just tell her to stop being what she think she is. And lyhcantropy is about werewolfes. Draconity is another thing.

But...I found out somehting very very bad...When i was with my aunt one time she told me she was a witch..What can i do about THAT ??
Just send her our way. Every year we hold a kind of festival for witches and freaks like you. Come on by, and invite all the homer elves and animal fornicators you can.


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Default Re: Otherkin - 04-04-2007, 12:51 PM

Do you call me a freak just becouse i like Dragons? I'm a christian and just becouse i like Dragons dosen't mean i like evil and i don't think jesus will send me to hell becouse of it. And i'm just looking for help becouse of the things my friend and my aunt.
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Do you call me a freak just becouse i like Dragons? I'm a christian and just becouse i like Dragons dosen't mean i like evil and i don't think jesus will send me to hell becouse of it. And i'm just looking for help becouse of the things my friend and my aunt.
Boy, if you're a Christian, then I'm Aunt Jemima...and I can assure you that my skin is as white as Jesus' is.

A True Christian™ would know to capitalize the name of our Saviour. A True Christian™ wouldn't have a filthy witch for an aunt. Or at least she wouldn't be around long.

If you're looking for help, then open up your Bible. Can you quote for me the verses that pertain to witches? It should be easy for a "Christian"....


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Otherkin - 04-04-2007, 01:13 PM

I am of the believe there was only one True Christian. And he died on the cross.


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Perhaps you should call into my office for some extra counseling and prayer Sister.


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Boy, if you're a Christian, then I'm Aunt Jemima...and I can assure you that my skin is as white as Jesus' is.

A True Christian™ would know to capitalize the name of our Saviour. A True Christian™ wouldn't have a filthy witch for an aunt. Or at least she wouldn't be around long.

If you're looking for help, then open up your Bible. Can you quote for me the verses that pertain to witches? It should be easy for a "Christian"....
...I don't see the point of being a member of this site if people think i'm not a christian. If i weren't a christian then i wouldn't be a member, would i? And how can i show this site that i am one true christian?


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I like the name sagnui. It's my nickname. I don't mind if dragons are devil's creatures becouse i feel a strong connections to them. I have always loved Dragons. My friend think she is a dragon trapped inside a human body. I can't just tell her to stop being what she think she is. And lyhcantropy is about werewolfes. Draconity is another thing.

But...I found out somehting very very bad...When i was with my aunt one time she told me she was a witch..What can i do about THAT ??
Are you a Norwegian? I am afraid that sin of all kind is rife in that Godless land. I doubt that there is any country, except perhaps New Zealand, that is more Godless and debauched.

What you ought to do is plain -- your aunt should be burnt or stoned. But since that is against the law in Norway you won't be able to do it (we must follow the dictates of the law) until Eurotrash nations have been taken over by the US. In the meantime you should pray incessantly and wave a KJV1611 at her all the time.


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Ignore them Sangui, they are just being mean. I've not heard of the otherkin before, but I must say it rather sounds like they have spent far too long on their video games. But having not met any, I shall reseve judgement untill I do.
Isn't lycanthropy to do with werewolves?
Yes, yes, yes, lycnathropy is to do with werewolves and it is also a pysichiatric jargon term used to describe anyone who thinks they are and animal. Read what Brother OYK wrote above and follow the link about "clinical Lycanthropy". If we can't save your soul, at least we may be able to educate you a litte.


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...I don't see the point of being a member of this site if people think i'm not a christian. If i weren't a christian then i wouldn't be a member, would i? And how can i show this site that i am one true christian?
This forum be intended for True Christians™. That do not mean that every person that sign up for here be a True Christian™. Indeed, there be a lot of witches that comes in here tryin' to deceive folk, like Van Harlotry and Alexia. And if you wants to show that you is a True Christian™, first you has to become one. You does that by stopping yo dragon (debbil) worship and getting SAVED. And you reads the KJV1611 Bible. And tithe lots and lots. Praise!
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Default Re: Otherkin - 04-04-2007, 01:36 PM

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...I don't see the point of being a member of this site if people think i'm not a christian. If i weren't a christian then i wouldn't be a member, would i? And how can i show this site that i am one true christian?
Son, you are not a member of this Church. Look up in the upper left hand corner near your name and notice that is says you are "unsaved trash".

The first thing you need to do is give up your sinful ways, read the Holy KJV1611 Bible cover to cover, and hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page. Jesus, as you would know if you were an actual Christian, demands that we tithe. I'm sure you don't want to rob Him, do you?

Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.


Better hurry, Jesus could decide to kill you anytime.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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...I don't see the point of being a member of this site if people think i'm not a christian. If i weren't a christian then i wouldn't be a member, would i? And how can i show this site that i am one true christian?
You can't, because you AREN'T a True Christian.
You have no respect for, or knowledge of, God's commandments whatsoever.. (Such as Exodus 22:18)
And even your signature ("Trust yourself and you will know how to live.") is ungodly, and proving you a fool:

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

And as said earlier, you love evil creatures. You cannot love evil and be a Christian.
You're one of those salad bar "Christians" who cherry-picks scripture and even supports gay marriage, aren't you?


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13

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Do you call me a freak just becouse i like Dragons? I'm a christian and just becouse i like Dragons dosen't mean i like evil and i don't think jesus will send me to hell becouse of it. And i'm just looking for help becouse of the things my friend and my aunt.
You're a freak because you think you're a dragon (though you claim it's your "friend"). You're a freak because you capitalize the common name of a mythical species, but not the name of our Lord and Savior!

Dragons represent the Devil, and you have little idols of them and images too, all over your house. You even have one as an avatar. You clearly identify with Satan!
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Nobody who worships and identifies with Satan is a True Christian.

You clearly do not even respect Jesus, as you consistently refuse to capitalize His name or the name of His religion, both proper nouns, while you consistently capitalize the name of your Satanic idol, "dragon".

Yes, we see where your loyalties lie.
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Default Re: Otherkin - 04-04-2007, 04:07 PM

Sorry mate, but it is my friend i'm talking about. As for Dragons, i don't think all Dragons are evil.

And i have no pictures of them i my room. Just becouse i like Dragons dosen't mean i am a satanist. I AM a christian.

And yes i live in Norway. What's so bad about it?


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Sorry mate, but it is my friend i'm talking about. As for Dragons, i don't think all Dragons are evil.
Regardless of what you THINK, dragons are still evil.

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And i have no pictures of them i my room. Just becouse i like Dragons dosen't mean i am a satanist. I AM a christian.
So you keep saying, but actions speak louder than words.
You may confess Jesus with your mouth but you have shut Him out of your heart:

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven;
But he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Matthew 7:21

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And yes i live in Norway. What's so bad about it?
It's cold; filled with polarbears, sodomites, and church-torching satanists!
And the language is ugly too.


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Sorry mate, but it is my friend i'm talking about. As for Dragons, i don't think all Dragons are evil.

And i have no pictures of them i my room. Just becouse i like Dragons dosen't mean i am a satanist. I AM a christian.
Yes, you "like" what God says represent the devil. God knows what's evil far better than you!

God CREATED Good and Evil, remember? HE knows what's good and what's evil!

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.


And you still capitalize "dragons" but not "Christian", indicating again where your loyalties lie. You are a Satanist, and you prove it with each post!
  • You "like" the symbols of Satan.
  • You show respect to the symbols of Satan by capitalizing "dragons", which is not a proper noun.
  • You show disrespect to God by not capitalizing Bible, God, Jesus, or Christian, all of which ARE proper nouns.
  • You claim to know better than God what is or is not evil; in this, you assert yourself as knowing more than God, and commit blasphemy.
  • After all the above, you claim to be Christian. This lie is the equivalent of taking the Lord's name in vain; another blasphemy!
Get thee behind me, Satan!
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