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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church -
07-18-2007, 09:14 PM
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I'm tanned, but faintly, and naturally. Is that a problem?
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Oh, so you are another Mary worshipping beaner?
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Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church -
07-18-2007, 09:32 PM
No, I follow Jesus. What's wrong with the color of my skin?
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church -
07-18-2007, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
No, I follow Jesus. What's wrong with the color of my skin?
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Everyone here already knows that you are a damned foreigner, because you can't speak God's chosen language (American) properly.
I'm guessing you're a wop of some kind. You seem to be ashamed of yourself, which is a good first step in coming to the Lord.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church -
07-18-2007, 11:50 PM
That is extremely racist, Pastor! You have just insulted my birth place, the color of my skin, and my Nationality!
Last edited by Homertard; 07-18-2007 at 11:53 PM.
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church -
07-19-2007, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Oh, so you are another Mary worshipping beaner?
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Somebody tell me: When did calling someone a beanpie become a non-racist term?
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church -
07-19-2007, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Because God's plan for us is to try and save sinners like you, dummy?
God has ordered us to do it, and we can never know if you will eventually turn to God..
Only God could know that, and thus, we must try to convert you, as HE has ordered us to do.
After all, we could very well be included in God's plan for you, actually.. we most certainly are..
Cause otherwise, WHY would you be here? If God runs your life and has a plan for it, then He sent you here for a reason yes?
Why couldn't that reason be Salvation?
So stop thinking you're oh-so smart and logical, you're not.
..Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools.. (Romans 1:22 KJV1611)
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Again I'm not thinking I'm "oh-so smart and logical" you are the ones constantly accusing me of such thoughts. I'm just asking questions to things I don't understand.
But to answer your question then, perhaps it is part of God's plan for me to be so obstinate to your attempts at converting me, perhaps I'm supposed to be cynical, and perhaps I'm not even supposed to be saved. After all you guys say that babies are not innocent even when first born so I don't find it hard to believe there would be people who aren't supposed to be saved from the start.
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church -
07-19-2007, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
But to answer your question then, perhaps it is part of God's plan for me to be so obstinate to your attempts at converting me, perhaps I'm supposed to be cynical, and perhaps I'm not even supposed to be saved.
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I wasn't really asking you any questions to answer, because you do not have the intelligence or life experience to answer them correctly anyways..
I was only "asking questions" in a rhetorical manner.
And yes, that may very well be part of God's plan for you, you may never accept Jesus and thus doom yourself to hell..
BUT (which I've said repeatedly) no man knows God's plans for sure, and thus we must try to convert all sinners, as He has ordered us to!
It's quite simple really.
Btw you really shouldn't hope that His plan for you doesn't involve Salvation, cause then it most certainly involves hellfire and endless suffering.
Or maybe you're dumb enough to actually WANT to go to hell? Some sinners are.
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After all you guys say that babies are not innocent even when first born so I don't find it hard to believe there would be people who aren't supposed to be saved from the start.
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Yes, the Bible says that nobody is innocent.. not even babies.
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
Psalm 58:3
EVERYONE who has not accpted Jesus is a wicked, unclean thing. No exceptions. (Job 15:14 & Job 25:4)
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church -
07-19-2007, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It
Somebody tell me: When did calling someone a beanpie become a non-racist term?
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Beaners are not a race. They are mostly dark-skinned caucasoids with some mongoloid (injun) ancestry, which gives them their primitive appearance. Mutts.
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church -
07-20-2007, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
I wasn't really asking you any questions to answer, because you do not have the intelligence or life experience to answer them correctly anyways..
I was only "asking questions" in a rhetorical manner.
And yes, that may very well be part of God's plan for you, you may never accept Jesus and thus doom yourself to hell..
BUT (which I've said repeatedly) no man knows God's plans for sure, and thus we must try to convert all sinners, as He has ordered us to!
It's quite simple really.
Btw you really shouldn't hope that His plan for you doesn't involve Salvation, cause then it most certainly involves hellfire and endless suffering.
Or maybe you're dumb enough to actually WANT to go to hell? Some sinners are.
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As to your reasoning that's logical, fair enough I'll give you that point.
And no I don't hope nor want to be damned, but I feel no pull to become a TC either. If I don't actually really feel the desire to, then anything I did wouldn't be true, and that would be both half-assed and not legit.
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church -
07-20-2007, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
As to your reasoning that's logical, fair enough I'll give you that point.
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Of course it is, all True Christians have higher wisdom than the most wise amongs the unsaved.
It's because we have the Holy Spirit.. So accept Jesus and you can have it too!
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And no I don't hope nor want to be damned, but I feel no pull to become a TC either. If I don't actually really feel the desire to, then anything I did wouldn't be true, and that would be both half-assed and not legit.
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Either you're a Christian, or you're damned. There are no other options.
As for your point, true. But once you've come to Christ and joined Landover Baptist, it is our job to help fill you with that desire.. by any means necessary.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Unsaved Trash Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan using different names. Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
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Re: Westboro Baptist Church -
07-25-2007, 02:37 AM
No, Omerta, it's not a problem. The color of someone's skin does not matter. What matters is the intent of his works. If you do no harm than you are a good person and should fare well.
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