[NotUsingBrain]

Originally Posted by JustPassingBy

Okay. I repent. Suddenly God touched me and made me cross-reference this glorious web-site with a certain word that made all things clear.

I shall begin the Purification of Estonia immediately. God has also bestowed upon me the title the Reborn High Overlord of the Crusade for Truth. I shall bear this title proudly and start proving my worth right away, my brothers and sisters.

Glory. Faith. Power. Ruthless unmercifulness against the infidels. Amen.

What?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by NotUsingBrain

What?

Apparently, he saw the Light®, something you could do, too!

I'll pray for you - it seems that my prayers for that other guy worked! Praise !

[eSAToiAN]

I registered a user just to say how stupid the people on this site are. What the actual f***? I am offended as an estonian, but I think that you religious fools should be offended even more.
Really? You guys are the biggest bunch of children I have seen. You rely only on what your mama has told you, in your case the bible. You are as prejudice as you can be, putting a mark on a whole country. I can guarantee that the people here(in Estonia, a lot of you didn't understand, im sure) are waaaaay cooler than you. Not because we don't believe in god, but because our vision is not shadowed by some piffleed up and twisted religious views like yours obviously is. What the hell, god loves everyone, still hates Estonia? Your religion tells you to love, instead you preach hate? If I was a moderator or admin or someone I would have this topic deleted the second it was posted because it is a big piffleing anticampaign to your church and religion as a whole. I would never ever join you, because, again, it seems like you have gone mad with this religion, twisted the piffle out of it, and now go crazy over this. If I was to call myself a homo sapiens, a piffleing thinking human, I couldn't be one of you. Of course we are pagans if you christian guys pull shit like this. If I was to join you guys, I would burn in hell with a bigger chance than if I was serving satan.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by eSAToiAN

...god loves everyone...

Says who? They should read the Bible.

...Your religion tells you to love...

And they do. They love people enough to take the time from their busy days to show people why the Bible says they're going to go to Hell. Even Estonians.

...If I was a moderator or admin or someone I would have this topic deleted the second it was posted because it is a big piffleing anticampaign to your church and religion as a whole...

That's because you don't understand True Christianity™. Read the Bible, it will help.

...Of course we are pagans if you christian guys pull shit like this...

So their ignorance and superstition is wrong because your ignorance and superstition is right? How's that work?

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by eSAToiAN

I would never ever join you

Yet you just did exactly that.

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by eSAToiAN

I registered a user just to say how stupid the people on this site are. What the actual f***? I am offended as an estonian, but I think that you religious fools should be offended even more.

Originally Posted by eSAToiAN

Really? You guys are the biggest bunch of children I have seen. You rely only on what your mama has told you, in your case the bible. You are as prejudice as you can be, putting a mark on a whole country. I can guarantee that the people here(in Estonia, a lot of you didn't understand, im sure) are waaaaay cooler than you. Not because we don't believe in god, but because our vision is not shadowed by some piffleed up and twisted religious views like yours obviously is. What the hell, god loves everyone, still hates Estonia? Your religion tells you to love, instead you preach hate? If I was a moderator or admin or someone I would have this topic deleted the second it was posted because it is a big piffleing anticampaign to your church and religion as a whole. I would never ever join you, because, again, it seems like you have gone mad with this religion, twisted the piffle out of it, and now go crazy over this. If I was to call myself a homo sapiens, a piffleing thinking human, I couldn't be one of you. Of course we are pagans if you christian guys pull (POTTY TALK REMOVED FOR THE SAKE OF DECENCY) like this. If I was to join you guys, I would burn in hell with a bigger chance than if I was serving satan.

Strong language is never welcome.

[RebeccaReid]

I'm a girl atheist from Estonia's capital Tallinn where our apparently homo-sexual president lives (didn't even know that, since he has an ex-wife, a wife at this point and a few children). I'm an atheist, because I think it's impossible for any god to exist in a heavenly kingdom above the clouds or anything (since I've been above the clouds - didn't see any gods over there). Oh and if anyone could help me the *** expletive *** out here with a list of people/nations/creatures you hate (or you believe "God" hates)?
Oh and I read a post that said that girl atheists have been raped or posessed by satan (?) So if I believe in the scientifical explanation of world's creation, then what? Should I be burned? Like a witch or something?
Oh, and if that wasn't enough, then here:
1. There is no Geological proof of the great flood.

2. Adam and Eve could not have existed because fossil records CLEARLY show that dinosaurs and earlier forms of life came 3 BILLION years before humans.

3. Evolution has shown that we developed from apes, we haven't just stayed the same.

4. The fact that there are religions older than Christianity, why would Jesus come only recently, when humans have existed for roughly 2 Million years.

5. 'Angels' and messengers from God seem to only have appeared 2000 years ago, and very frequently, why don't they anymore?

6. There are bad things in the world, why doesn't God stop them, if he loves us with all his heart? Letting someone suffer relentlessly, when you have the power to stop the pain easily, is not love.

7. A woman cannot have a baby and still be a virgin, simple as that.

8. There are things that ARE impossible, even to God, such as: you cannot add 2 and 2 to equal 198, you cannot take 6 away from 2 without equalling a negative number.

9. If god is so forgiving, why did he create a hell?

10. Why are children born dead, and with diseases and disabilities, they didn't do anything wrong did they?

And if you still are not convinced, here is the big whammy:

11. IF GOD CAN DO ANYTHING, CAN HE BUILD A ROCK SO HEAVY, THAT EVEN HE CAN'T CARRY?
To do such a thing is impossible if he can do anything, because if he can't lift the rock, he can't do everything, therefore the Bible is wrong, therefore God is not real.


Yours doubtfully,
Rebecca

[Pim Pendergast]

Welcome, Rebecca.

Originally Posted by RebeccaReid

1. There is no Geological proof of the great flood.

What about the Grand Canyon?

2. Adam and Eve could not have existed because fossil records CLEARLY show that dinosaurs and earlier forms of life came 3 BILLION years before humans.

Fossil dating methods are inaccurate. If you tally up the genealogies in the Bible, you will find that the earth can be no more than 6,000 years old.

3. Evolution has shown that we developed from apes, we haven't just stayed the same.

If you really believe you're just an animal, stop being a hypocrite and turn yourself in to wildlife services or animal protection or whatever the equivalent is in Finland. Not willing to do that? That's because deep down, you know you're not an animal.

4. The fact that there are religions older than Christianity, why would Jesus come only recently, when humans have existed for roughly 2 Million years.

There are no religions older than ours. Our God created everything. Every other god is a cheap imitation, a counterfeit.

5. 'Angels' and messengers from God seem to only have appeared 2000 years ago, and very frequently, why don't they anymore?

God's ways are mysterious. You just have to trust that He knows best.

6. There are bad things in the world, why doesn't God stop them, if he loves us with all his heart? Letting someone suffer relentlessly, when you have the power to stop the pain easily, is not love.

We don't pretend that God loves everyone. Suffering and pain came into the world because of Eve's sin. We are all born with a sinful nature and are worthy of God's wrath. What makes you think sinners deserve any good?

7. A woman cannot have a baby and still be a virgin, simple as that.

With one exception -- Mary. It wouldn't be miracle if virgins could give birth now, would it?

8. There are things that ARE impossible, even to God, such as: you cannot add 2 and 2 to equal 198, you cannot take 6 away from 2 without equalling a negative number.

If God decided 2 + 2 = 5, you and I would have 5 eyes between us.

9. If god is so forgiving, why did he create a hell?

You've hit the nail on the head. God doesn't forgive everyone, only those who repent and believe.

10. Why are children born dead, and with diseases and disabilities, they didn't do anything wrong did they?

See my answer to question 6. Babies are not innocent.

Gen 8:21 And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

Ps 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

Ps 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

Sometimes God hates babies before they're even born.

Rom 9:11-13
11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth)
12 It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Sometimes God punishes babies for the sins of their parents, such as when David murdered Uriah the Hittite and stole his wife.

2 Sam 12:9 Wherefore hast thou despised the commandment of the Lord, to do evil in his sight? thou hast killed Uriah the Hittite with the sword, and hast taken his wife to be thy wife . . .
2 Sam 12:13 And David said unto Nathan, I have sinned against the Lord. And Nathan said unto David, The Lord also hath put away thy sin; thou shalt not die.
2 Sam 12:14 Howbeit, because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the Lord to blaspheme, the child also that is born unto thee shall surely die.
2 Sam 12:15 And Nathan departed unto his house. And the Lord struck the child that Uriah's wife bare unto David, and it was very sick.
[. . .]
2 Sam 12:18a And it came to pass on the seventh day, that the child died.

11. IF GOD CAN DO ANYTHING, CAN HE BUILD A ROCK SO HEAVY, THAT EVEN HE CAN'T CARRY?
To do such a thing is impossible if he can do anything, because if he can't lift the rock, he can't do everything, therefore the Bible is wrong, therefore God is not real.

This is not the big whammy. Your question doesn't make sense. You're asking if God can do something that He cannot do.

[NotUsingBrain]

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

What about the Grand Canyon?

This is believed by creationists which means that if someone could not explain why, how, when, then they would think it up themselves. Sadly, all the religions consist mostly of creationism.
When you actually read that article, then you can find one very idiotic sentence: "The evidence does, however, point to Noah’s Flood." After that sentence they couldn't and didn't show any proof.
Also, if I understand correctly, then the Bible says that the great flood reshaped the world. If that did happened then the rocks, mosses ... etc would be less than 10000 years old. However, all the scientific proofs show us that surface and below that is way more older than that.

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

Fossil dating methods are inaccurate. If you tally up the genealogies in the Bible, you will find that the earth can be no more than 6,000 years old.

Fossil dating methods are actually pretty accurate. It's enough make differences between a 10000 years old fossil and 100000 years old fossil. These fossils are scientifically tested and measured, they can give pretty close date. To your knowledge, 99,(9)% of fossils are older than 10000 years.

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

If you really believe you're just an animal, stop being a hypocrite and turn yourself in to wildlife services or animal protection or whatever the equivalent is in Finland. Not willing to do that? That's because deep down, you know you're not an animal.

I'm not sure but I think that evolution has not been scientifically proven yet. It's still a theory but let's face it, the evolution is a true story.
And what does Finland have to do in this context?

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

There are no religions older than ours. Our God created everything. Every other god is a cheap imitation, a counterfeit.

There have been many religions older than Christianity. Christianity, for example, grow out of Judaism. So Christianity is just a rip-off, just like islam and all the newer religions.

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

God's ways are mysterious. You just have to trust that He knows best.

Signs of creationism. These religious creations don't appear anymore because nowadays we don't have that strict religion than the mankind used to have. Most people couldn't even read books back then. Easy targets for popes and cardinals to brain-wash these people.

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

We don't pretend that God loves everyone. Suffering and pain came into the world because of Eve's sin. We are all born with a sinful nature and are worthy of God's wrath. What makes you think sinners deserve any good?

I think that your God didn't want torture, blackmail people in the Milddle Ages.

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

With one exception -- Mary. It wouldn't be miracle if virgins could give birth now, would it?

Indeed, nowadays we have technology for women to become pregnant without having sexual encounter. This technology was developed recently.

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

If God decided 2 + 2 = 5, you and I would have 5 eyes between us.

If we have decimal system (1, 2, 3, 4, 5....) then this equation is false. There are only 2 ways to make this (2 + 2 = 5) to be true. First one is that we don't have decimal system, we have some kind of other system. The second way is what you referred. If we have a number system like this 1, 2, 3, 5 ..., then this statement is true. However, we are thinking and speaking with the good old decimal system.

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

You've hit the nail on the head. God doesn't forgive everyone, only those who repent and believe.

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

See my answer to question 6. Babies are not innocent.

Babies are born dead, with diseases and disabilities because his/her mother had a bad habit (smoking, drinking, drugs, ...), genes malfunctioning (we can't do much to prevent that) or some accident happened to the mother (car crash, fell off the stairs, ...).

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

This is not the big whammy. Your question doesn't make sense. You're asking if God can do something that He cannot do.

If your God can do anything then tell me, how or why can't he do some things?- yes this sentence seems weird and illogical. But you are a creationist and you should find a "fact" that explains that.

To Rebecca. Of course the Bible is wrong. It was made up by creationists who wanted to manipulate people, torture them and make money out of them. In medieval era these religious guys even sold indulgences in order to let people go to heaven for money.
I'm still not sure if this site is a joke. These people act so seriously that you can't even say that this is a joke. But the facts they are facing makes this site look like a joke.



To Pim Pendergast. I'm not going to write a book about how wrong your statements. Instead of that, explain me, who is theophysicist? You call yourself as PhD theophysicist if you didn't know where I came up with this word...

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by NotUsingBrain

......inane rambling

You know, if you are going to make grandiose claims, you can at least back up said claims with the corresponding scripture (like Brother Pim) lest you make yourself look like a fool.

Fact is, the Bible is true. How do we know this? It says so right here;

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

Science is nothing but a liberal gay agenda to steer us away from God, God warned us about science;

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

I will pray for you and your Godless country.

[Elmer G. White]

I can see that Ms. Non-Usable Brain (Estoniainian given names are strange and a bit Satanic, aren't they?) wrote 11 paragraphs to "answer" the comments and questions by a True Christian. This gives our LORD 11 more reasons to hate yourpagan country of Eskimonia.

Mr. Not-Using Brains, I am also new here. I am here to learn, not to teach, as my spirituality is yet weak. I advice you to do the same. These LBC True Christians have been most kind and welcoming when you introduce yourself properly, show genuine interest in the and try to reform your sinful ways as instructed. Bible study and prayer are most helpful.

I suggest you leave the Estoniainiainish capital city of Hell-Sin-ki ( help me, what a place name!), look for a proper Chruch and REPENT(Job 42:6).

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Raines]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

I can see that Ms. Non-Usable Brain (Estoniainian given names are strange and a bit Satanic, aren't they?) wrote 11 paragraphs to "answer" the comments and questions by a True Christian. This gives our LORD 11 more reasons to hate yourpagan country of Eskimonia.

Mr. Not-Using Brains, I am also new here. I am here to learn, not to teach, as my spirituality is yet weak. I advice you to do the same. These LBC True Christians have been most kind and welcoming when you introduce yourself properly, show genuine interest in the and try to reform your sinful ways as instructed. Bible study and prayer are most helpful.

I suggest you leave the Estoniainiainish capital city of Hell-Sin-ki ( help me, what a place name!), look for a proper Chruch and REPENT(Job 42:6).

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Eskimonia, Estoniainiainish ? haha where did you get those names from? those are not real places...and Hellsinki is the capital of Finland not Estonia. No wonder you believe the Bible you are too stupid to know what is real and what is not. Don´t bother offcourse. Cause everyone here knows those are wrong. You just like to hate on Estonia and some other countrys. You have no real info or proof so you make things up and lie. Kinda sad and pathetic realy. I might actuly feel alittle sorry for you.
And the fact that Hellsinki has hell in its name has nothing todo with hell and satan. Hell is an english word it does not mean that in finnish. You might wanna think before you write things it will make you seem smarter. So far most of you crazy people just lie and make things up. That does not make your group seem good at all. Such a bunch of rude angry stupid people who dont even know what country there talking about.(as in Eskimonia and other words like that. If you wanna hate on a place you good atleast spell it right. If i would write something about America or god or the Bible i write it like they are written not Americuno for example.)

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Raines

Eskimonia, Estoniainiainish ? haha where did you get those names from? those are not real places...and Hellsinki is the capital of Finland not Estonia. No wonder you believe the Bible you are too stupid to know what is real and what is not. Don´t bother offcourse. Cause everyone here knows those are wrong. You just like to hate on Estonia and some other countrys. You have no real info or proof so you make things up and lie. Kinda sad and pathetic realy. I might actuly feel alittle sorry for you.
And the fact that Hellsinki has hell in its name has nothing todo with hell and satan. Hell is an english word it does not mean that in finnish. You might wanna think before you write things it will make you seem smarter. So far most of you crazy people just lie and make things up. That does not make your group seem good at all. Such a bunch of rude angry stupid people who dont even know what country there talking about.(as in Eskimonia and other words like that. If you wanna hate on a place you good atleast spell it right. If i would write something about America or god or the Bible i write it like they are written not Americuno for example.)

Young man, you have a lot of hate inside of you

Have you ever thought about how accepting Jesus into your life as Saviour® may make you feel less angry?

YIC

[Attila's Wife]

Originally Posted by Raines

hate speech deleted

Young lady, I cannot help noticing that you have never formally introduced yourself by starting a thrread in the Introduction Forum. If you wish us to take you seriously, then I suggest that you do so.

Please note that there are instructions at the top of the page which even an Eastonian should be able to understand.

[Elmer G. White]

Dearest Raines,

You have now posted 25 replies in this thread with quite little effect, most probably because you should back your claims up with Holy Scripture. I must confess I was somewhat upset.

However, I prayed God for understanding and He Answered.

God IS Great!

I think you must have restricted access to the World Wide Web as you live in one of the Soviet States. Obviously, you cannot express your true feelings about Estonistan because they monitor your posts. Most sad. I am sure that led to to this Kind Godly Forum and the only way you are allowed to remain here is by "mocking" us for the powers that be. Do not worry, I will pray for you and your fellow Christians in Soviet Estland. The End of Times is near. Keep strong in Faith and you will see how your enemies writhe in the bottomless pit.

I hope my reply does not cause you too much trouble, but REJOICE that being persecuted and even imprisoned for JESUS only adds to your bliss once in HEAVEN!

Matthew 24:9 is always a great comfort for me, I am sure you must share my affection to this verse in your hiding place. I hope your militia won't be able to ban you totally from the Interwebs. Continue reading these threads and grow in Christ. You could have what it takes to be True Christian™ in your heart.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[ComeOnEstonia]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net hates Estonia should be the topic, look people what you write. I would ask how many people from this site have ever been in Estonia? I would guess that not much. My friends who come from USA and all pray the God love Estonia.

Actually God loves Estonia! You are brainwashed by your community.

[Attila's Wife]

Originally Posted by ComeToEstonia

http://www.landoverbaptist.net hates Estonia should be the topic, look people what you write. I would ask how many people from this site have ever been in Estonia? I would guess that not much. My friends who come from USA and all pray the God love Estonia.

Actually God loves Estonia! You are brainwashed by your community.

Hello dear, and a warm welcome to our friendly forums. Matthew 5:10 tells us that we are Blessed by your persecution. However, we do ask all new users to make their own introductory thread in the Introduction Forum.

I really look forward to getting to know you better.

YiC
AW

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Originally Posted by ComeToEstonia

My friends who come from USA and all pray the God love Estonia.

There is possibilities for Estonia now. There is a prayer going on Landover Baptist Forum. If Lord hears that prayer, Estonia will be free of sin and God is going to love Estonia. You find a link for that prayer request HERE if you and some others from your land want to join.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by ComeToEstonia

...Actually God loves Estonia!...

You are more than welcome to post Scripture from the King James Bible which contradicts anything that Ex-Viking says in the original post.

...You are brainwashed by your community.

And you are completely unbiased, I'm sure.