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11-12-2010, 03:17 PM
As those of you who have read my intro in the newbies section I am a new follower of God and JC.
I am wrestling with a few issues currently, and one of them is the anal sex dilemma.
I am getting the impression it is not appropriate, problem is my wife loves it.
If it is inappropriate how on earth do I explain this to her?
Thanks
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-12-2010, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ihatejudas
As those of you who have read my intro in the newbies section I am a new follower of God and JC.
I am wrestling with a few issues currently, and one of them is the anal sex dilemma.
I am getting the impression it is not appropriate, problem is my wife loves it.
If it is inappropriate how on earth do I explain this to her?
Thanks
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You need to put your foot down. Who cares what she likes! If your wife said she wanted you to rape little boys in front of her while she masturbates, is that what you'd do? Well anal sex is no different! It's the equivalent of burning millions of Joos in ovens for no reason other than that they killed Jesus! Well maybe that is a bad example. My point is, there is no good reason to have anal. Wipe off your penis and get straight.
Plus, only a homosexual would stick his penis into his wife's anus.
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11-12-2010, 03:37 PM
Indeed.
And by not having normal relations, they are not birthing soldiers for Christ!
Why would anyone want to deny Jesus that?
Sin is just so incomprehensible to me!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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11-12-2010, 08:48 PM
The man is supposed to be the head of the household. You should be telling your wife what you like and she should be doing it without bothering you over what she wants. Besides, the only reason True Christians have sexual relations is just so they can create more soldiers for Christ and you can't do that with the sin you're going on about.
You need to smack your wife around to teach her to listen to her husband and then both of you need to go to church and pray that Jesus saves you.
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11-12-2010, 09:20 PM
Since you do not say whether you like it or not, I have to assume there is another person or device penetrating your wifes anus and tickling the delicate parts of her rectum. I think you need to look there instead at your wife.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-13-2010, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Ihatejudas
If it is inappropriate how on earth do I explain this to her?
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You really need to sit down and talk with her about the fate of both your eternal souls. You need really do what ever it takes to make it sink in that you both will burn in a lake of fire if you two continue on with this homoistic act of the devil.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-13-2010, 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Ihatejudas
As those of you who have read my intro in the newbies section I am a new follower of God and JC.
I am wrestling with a few issues currently, and one of them is the anal sex dilemma.
I am getting the impression it is not appropriate, problem is my wife loves it.
If it is inappropriate how on earth do I explain this to her?
Thanks
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Sex is for purposes of procreation only.
That is why sodomy is illegal in a number of states.
Sodomy includes oral and anal intercourse, whether between two men who've never met, separated by a bathroom stall wall in a truckstop on I-35, or between a loving husband and his wife in the privacy of their own home.
It is as much a sin as raping and murdering your own grandmother. Would you rape and murder your own grandmother?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-13-2010, 05:41 AM
Stop having anal sex with your wife it haram. By performing such acts she divorce you. Do not blame you wife for what you are doing to her.
Al-Jami 5918
The one who has intercourse with a menstruating woman, or with a woman in her rectum, or who goes to a fortune-teller, has disbelieved in what was revealed to Muhammad.
SURA 1
2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-13-2010, 07:10 AM
Anal sex is a sin, you must discipline your wife with a swift but firm back hand from God.
Anal sex is a truly disgusting form of sodomy brought forth by the devil himself. If you have anal sex with a woman you may as well be a homer .
Repent your homoerotic ways and pray to Jesus for forgiveness
I will pray for you and your wife to give up your heathen ways.
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11-13-2010, 12:20 PM
Do let her know that after years of anal sex she may develop problems that would require her to wear a diaper. Its not a good idea.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-13-2010, 07:23 PM
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problem is my wife loves it.
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I don't understand. She loves penetrating you poop chute with foreign objects? Why is she doing this? Are you in training for a stint in jail? Are you a fag? Is your wife even female? Maybe you're just another pair of "married" homos from Canada, eh?
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Fall on us, and hide us from the face
of him that sitteth on the throne,
and from the wrath of the Lamb"
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-13-2010, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Ihatejudas
As those of you who have read my intro in the newbies section I am a new follower of God and JC.
I am wrestling with a few issues currently, and one of them is the anal sex dilemma.
I am getting the impression it is not appropriate, problem is my wife loves it.
If it is inappropriate how on earth do I explain this to her?
Thanks
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How comes your wife "loves it"?
Have you been givin' it to her or has she been touching her self?
In the first case you should repent swiftly, otherwise God will strike you with the AIDS.
In the second case you have failed as a husband. You should have tought your wife a long time a go that her private parts are no-go-area.
Son, you better get hold of a rod and teach your wife a lesson before she infect you both with the AIDS.
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-14-2010, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Plus, only a homosexual would stick his penis into his wife's anus.
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How in any way, shape or form is a man gay for having sex with his wife?
(Note the words in bold.)
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11-14-2010, 03:05 PM
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How in any way, shape or form is a man gay for having sex with his wife?
(Note the words in bold.)
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By sticking his erect penis into her rectum he is simulating sex with another man. Duh.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-14-2010, 03:09 PM
By having sex with a woman it is heterosexual.
Duh.
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11-14-2010, 03:20 PM
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By having sex with a woman it is heterosexual.
Duh.
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Why would he stick his penis into her anus, a part that a man has, when there is a perfectly good v agina right next to it?
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11-14-2010, 03:22 PM
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I don't understand. She loves penetrating you poop chute with foreign objects? Why is she doing this? Are you in training for a stint in jail? Are you a fag? Is your wife even female? Maybe you're just another pair of "married" homos from Canada, eh?
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His ass isn't getting penetrated, hers is. He's bangin' her in the ass!
I say GO FOR IT!
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11-14-2010, 03:26 PM
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His ass isn't getting penetrated, hers is. He's bangin' her in the ass!
I say GO FOR IT!
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Every time you ejaculate inside someone's anus, no matter what their gender is, that is the equivalent of ejaculating right in Jesus' face!
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11-14-2010, 03:27 PM
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Why would he stick his penis into her anus, a part that a man has, when there is a perfectly good vagina right next to it?
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No chance of accidental pregnancy and because the wife likes it.
Seems simple enough to me.
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Re: Anal Sex -
11-14-2010, 03:29 PM
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Every time you ejaculate inside someone's anus, no matter what their gender is, that is the equivalent of ejaculating right in Jesus' face!
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Can you guys make up your minds? I thought it was the demons who live in your rectum, not Jesus.
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